[ScreaM]

[Spool]

Originally Posted by rev7400

Would you mind if I ask how much time you did? What was it like in prison?

Never been to a prison in a first world country so I'm kind of interested.

rather not say, but i'll say this, i did not get raped...the uncontrollable shit thread i made a couple years ago had nothing to do with my rather large butt hole...that was ecoli

[roastbeef]

interesting read, this thread.

[b0bab0i]

Originally Posted by Spool

We're Vietnamese, my relatives used to bring back a bunch of shit that you can't get here in the states, if they have it here it's frozen and not fresh..i'm talking about these







and there are these that look like hairy testicles but tastes really good...one of my favorite




I know Canada has less stricter laws on imports and exports so they can get shit the USA can't get

Come to Socal.
They sell all that stuff at Asian Supermarkets here.

[jlstyle]

I thought first picture of the fruit was a cartoon.

Either ways, last time I crossed a border, they scanned my US passport.
I assume your record would show up and perhaps they'll rule you out so you don't open your casino in Canada and rape Canadian dollars.

[andrew777]

Originally Posted by cuiter23

Liquor in Canada is expensive as hell compared to the US.

Maybe in stores, but clubbing or bar-hopping in Montreal is much cheaper than in Manhattan.

[N55]

Originally Posted by Spool

We're Vietnamese, my relatives used to bring back a bunch of shit that you can't get here in the states, if they have it here it's frozen and not fresh..i'm talking about these







and there are these that look like hairy testicles but tastes really good...one of my favorite




I know Canada has less stricter laws on imports and exports so they can get shit the USA can't get

Dude! I buy all the the fruit listed above in Chinatown NY...

[Spool]

Originally Posted by N55

Dude! I buy all the the fruit listed above in Chinatown NY...

I can get them here too, but they are not fresh...they're frozen most of the time or rotted...

[blue dragon]

Scanning your passport searches your criminal history as well.

[silverfishZ4M]

I had to mail my passport AND an FBI background check to the embassy of the foreign country for my work visa, so they must not be able to get that kind of info off your passport (or at least, other countries can't).
btw, michigan, washington, vermont, and NY do not have to show a passport as long as you have an enhanced driver's license and are traveling across the border by land.

[finaloption]

Originally Posted by e92oholic

hehee thats the best! boy ive had some fun there.

don't forget that delicious hot dog stand right outside

glad there are some fans of the Canadian ballet.. good times, good times

[M3Denver]

You won't get across!! You need a pardon letter for traveling and need to fill in forms to get across border. Mtl is a party city especially during F1 ... So good!!

[Dkhan23]

LOL I know some people too who got busted for illegal gambling. Canada doesn't even let you in if you have a DUI charge, you gotta fill out some forms.

[Id]

Originally Posted by andrew777

Driving into Canada is hilarious. Usually it goes something like this...

Hello sir, why are you coming to Canada?
To go moose hunting

Is this your car? Yes

How do you pay for it? With cash

Where are you going? Montreal

Do you have a hotel? We have a suite at the Sofitel.

How much money do you have with you? $9900

What do you do for a living? I'm a student

Why are you carrying so much cash? There's a casino in Montreal

Where did you get the cash? From the bank

Where did you get the cash? In America the streets are paved with gold

Then come questions about why I have traveled to lots of countries, why are there so many visas on my passport? My family is very affluent. This prompts a confused look form the border patrol, the car gets searched and then they let us in.

Coming back to the US is much easier. The border patrol asks why we went to Canada, we tell them we went to Montreal for the easy girls and cheap alcohol "It's like going to Mexico, but colder and safer...and we saw a moose". They laugh and let us in.

Troll troll troll your boat, gently down the thread...

[finaloption]

Originally Posted by Id

Troll troll troll your boat, gently down the thread...

not necessarily.. i've had similar interactions (not to that extent) with both US border & Cdn border people... however, it's usually the other way around.. Cdn never gave me a hard time, sometimes even joked around (I was usually going to Toronto, titty bar or casino).. i would always get the run down when trying to come back to the US.. (where did you go, did you buy anything, pop your trunk for search)

[scorcherjf]

Well to make it simple... you have 1 potential problem and 1 guaranteed one (granted you get past the 1st problem).

First, with a criminal record you may or may not be able to visit. It's really up to the CBSA officer when you get there. You may be "criminally inadmissible" under Canadian law. You can read this site for more info but there's nothing certain saying you are or aren't allowed unless you served more than 10 years of jail time, then in that case you can't for sure. This is an official government website for Canada so anything else you read online or on forums may be out-dated or incorrect.
http://www.cic.gc.ca/english/informa...conviction.asp

Second, what your gf wants to do regarding importing fruit (even frozen) into the U.S. has nothing to do with Canadian law but U.S. customs and every item must be declared to them. You can check which fruit are allowed to enter here: https://help.cbp.gov/app/answers/det...r-personal-use

You could lie and say you have nothing to declare which works sometimes but if you have a record chances are they'll be more suspicious and search your car. GL with your trip, and yea the falls view is better from the Ontario side. Also drop the superiority attitude, it won't do you any good in Canada or any country you go to... don't give them a bad impression of Americans (if you even are American...)

[ScreaM]

I don't think the OP is going to Canada anymore

[johanness]

Originally Posted by ScreaM

I don't think the OP is going to Canada anymore

Hallelujah eh

[Spool]

yeah i don't think i'm gonna go anymore...seems like a lot of work

[Marsden]

Originally Posted by Spool

I had 2 Hold'em table going, and i employed 2 hot chicks to deal for me and take in rakes and tips, and i had a black jack table going...i did it 3 nights a week and avg revenue per night was 2K after paying off the girls and providing food and drinks for the degenerates...i got greedy, then later on i started doing tournaments and letting people i didnt know come to play, did that for 7 months and racked up a lot of money. Then the cop must've had an informant playing in the game and they came knocking with the swat team...scariest thing ever...this was back in 04, that turned my life upside down...but i never gave up, realized the only job i could get now is in the car business so that's what i do...

There's always real estate. Pays well, you don't have to be honest, and there's hardly any work involved. Mostly BS.

Originally Posted by Spool

and i don't pay for insurance, i don't have insurance....

WTG

Originally Posted by Spool

I went to Canada like 15 years ago, when i was much younger, went as far north as Quebec, accidentally went to a gay bar...quite an experience, i remember eating the good fruits

No comment. Really.

Originally Posted by Spool

You only live once, i don't regret what i did, i just regret getting caught...and i want to find the informant and slit his throat

If something happens to him I hope the authorities don't find this post.

Originally Posted by 91Octane

I have 3 felonies with heavy charges here, in and out the prison many times. You can visit another country, no problem as long you play under the rules and regulations. Make sure your conviction is finalized before going some place far.

I'm out of my league around here

Originally Posted by rev7400

Would you mind if I ask how much time you did? What was it like in prison?

Never been to a prison in a first world country so I'm kind of interested.

Once again.

Originally Posted by Spool

rather not say, but i'll say this, i did not get raped...the uncontrollable shit thread i made a couple years ago had nothing to do with my rather large butt hole...that was ecoli

The entertainment value of your posts is not inconsiderable.