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      05-07-2010, 12:27 AM   #67
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Nothing, NOTHING makes a girl more crazy then something they cannot have -
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and thats why i will have a prenup
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Trust your gut feeling; you know her, the guy, yourself, and the situation better than any of us.

The picture you've painted here is:

-You came home and saw a car of someone you know (and don't care for) parked out front.
-In your house, no one is around but the bedroom door is locked.
-You wait in front of the door and your wife comes out.
-You leave (was the man in there too?).

From that, I would already be more than suspicious; however, you left without knowing for certain if that guy was in there too.

It sounds like a really bad position to be in. Wish I could tell you what's right here. I'm sure you're . Best of luck to you...

Don't do anything stupid.


If you're feeling really bad, I guess you could go to the Red Parrot in El Paso...Daisy Marie dances there on occassion.
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Not sure if this is a true story but if it is, I'm not sure why you are holding up so much.
My blood boils just by thinking this is a real story...
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I had a vanilla oreo.
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I had a vanilla oreo.
haha jaykay you are trying soooo hard
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I had a vanilla oreo.



I'm an uh-oh oreo.
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haha jaykay you are trying soooo hard
WTF? My room mate left the oreos on the counter. I'm secretly stealing them one by one. They are delicious.
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I'm an uh-oh oreo.
Huh? Your mom fucked a black dude while married to your dad and wound up getting prego and you came out half black but she just claimed it must have been because she want tanning while you were in her womb?
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WTF? My room mate left the oreos on the counter. I'm secretly stealing them one by one. They are delicious.
i see what you're doing
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Huh? Your mom fucked a black dude while married to your dad and wound up getting prego and you came out half black but she just claimed it must have been because she want tanning while you were in her womb?



My dad is black you jackass.
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uh-oh implies that it wasn't on purpose?

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You guys are a bunch of pusses. I would have busted the door down instantly to find out what exactly was going on so that she coulnd't deny it, then I would have opened up a can of whoop ass and pistol whipped that mother fucker (or wife fucker...whatever).
Damn straight!! EEE---THUGGGG!!!!
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OOOOOOOO do you mean the vanilla outside with the chocolate inside ones? See, I'm not a fat kid, I dont even go down the candy isle while food shopping. I wouldn't get that joke.
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What happens if a thread get's so politically incorrect the mods don't know what the hell to do?
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