Came home and wife was in our bedroom with another man

sfcu · 05-06-2010, 05:46 PM

I came home early one day from training unexpectantly and someone I knew was parked outside my house. I saw noone in the living room, family room, or any room for that matter. I noticed the bedroom door was closed and tried to open the bedroom door but it was locked. I sat down in the kitchen and waited to see who would come out. The wife came out of the bedroom and was surprised I came home. I asked her WTF 'he' was doing here. And she made up some lame excuse. At that point I had 2 options: 1)enter the bedroom and confront the guy and end up on the evening news as I have a concealed handgun(licensed) 2)leave and deal with her later. I took option #2. I haven't been home since that happened a month ago. My wife claimes that although it looked terribly bad, NOTHING happened. She swears to God. I'm not stupid and asked her what she would think if she caught me in the bedroom, door locked, with another woman. She claims, she trusts me and it would be fine. To this day she swears on her life/bible nothing ever happened. I will never ever believe her till the day I die. IS THERE ANYONE OUT THERE THAT BELIEVES HER STORY? Honestly, I would rather she admit it and ask for forgiveness, then possibly we can move on. The denial is the worst part of this.

Peanuto · 05-06-2010, 05:53 PM

Can't say I believe it. Why would door be locked? If she admitted then you could work to move on if you so choose, but if she doesn't there is no real way to fix.

ililillilillilil · 05-06-2010, 05:55 PM

dont go back to her. she's lying to you. the damage has been done. no going back

Kensta335 · 05-06-2010, 05:58 PM

Nothing probably happened yet. You probably came home right before something did though. I say stay away.

JayKay335i · 05-06-2010, 05:58 PM

Shes lying. But I'd have thrown her ass out and filed for divorce a long time ago. No whores forcing me out of my home.

stimpy · 05-06-2010, 06:03 PM

One of three things happened.

They played hide the pickle before and were about to hide it again.
They played hide the pickle before and just got done doing it again.
They were about to play hide the pickle for the first time.

No man belongs in my bedroom EVER! Especially with my wife behind a locked door.

Time for you to find a 20 year old to bop.

Verbiage · 05-06-2010, 06:05 PM

Wtf? Why didn't you bang on the fucking door? This story is pretty shameful, to me.

c0nstant · 05-06-2010, 06:05 PM

what was her excuse?

Peanuto · 05-06-2010, 06:11 PM

You could go bang a dude and it would be even...

Verbiage · 05-06-2010, 06:12 PM

How does some homo shit get inserted into every thread on here? LOL.

Peanuto · 05-06-2010, 06:14 PM

That's not a homo line, it's a revenge line.

Verbiage · 05-06-2010, 06:16 PM

LMAO.

I would also like to know what the excuse was. Can't be anything too elaborate. Can't be anything I'd believe.

Kroy · 05-06-2010, 06:20 PM

I woulda kick the door down, snap a picture, and file for divorce. Time to move on man. Glad you walked out of there without doing something you'd regret. Was the other man someone you knew? Couldn't really tell if you found out his identity. I probably wouldn't be able to rest until I tracked him down and boned his mom or something.

E90SLAM · 05-06-2010, 06:23 PM

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Originally Posted by Kroy

I woulda kick the door down, snap a picture, and file for divorce. Time to move on man. Glad you walked out of there without doing something you'd regret. Was the other man someone you knew? Couldn't really tell if you found out his identity. I probably wouldn't be able to rest until I tracked him down and boned his mom or something.

If the guy has a hot daughter...bang the shit outta her!

iBoost · 05-06-2010, 06:26 PM

You should know if she's capable of cheating. If you know who he was, is he the type that would mess around with your wife?

Although by the scene you described, the 2 of them in Your bedroom with a locked door. I'm 99.9% sure she was handling his tube-steak. I'm also interested to hear her reasoning as to why the door was locked. I doubt anything would be an acceptable reason.

I say its time to move on, something better is waiting for you..

ZJP · 05-06-2010, 06:26 PM

'nuff said.

bosstones · 05-06-2010, 06:31 PM

sorry to hear it. Ifthe guy was no where else in the house and the bedroom door was locked, there is reasonable suspicion to be had.
Did her excuse(s) place the guy in the bedroom? If so, ouch.

Everyone is different but, to me, there are some trusts that cannot be reformed. This would be one of them as there are not many other ways to so blatantly disrespect one's SO.

Topless 335i · 05-06-2010, 06:35 PM

JayKay335i · 05-06-2010, 06:37 PM

I would assume that through neural and physical stimulation she caused his AV anasthemoses to constrict via direct sympathetic input while increasing blood flow caused his penis to become engorged. Through physical pleasure as well as visual stimulation she most likely caused a sympathetic response causing sperm to be released from his ampulla, through his urinary tract and into her mouth where somewhere between 2-6ml of sperm along with other seminal fluids was ejaculated causing somewhere between 200 and 600 million of his sperm to swim around her oral cavity.

We can go through the digestive process as well if you'd like.

Peanuto · 05-06-2010, 06:39 PM

JayKay... You studying for finals I assume judging from that? And after that we better put OP on suicide watch.

Verbiage · 05-06-2010, 06:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JayKay335i

I would assume that through neural and physical stimulation she caused his AV anasthemoses to constrict via direct sympathetic input while increasing blood flow caused his penis to become engorged. Through physical pleasure as well as visual stimulation she most likely caused a sympathetic response causing sperm to be released from his ampulla, through his urinary tract and into her mouth where somewhere between 2-6ml of sperm along with other seminal fluids was ejaculated causing somewhere between 200 and 600 million of his sperm to swim around her oral cavity.

We can go through the digestive process as well if you'd like.

Asshole LOL.

Topless 335i · 05-06-2010, 06:44 PM

OP, by any chance, is this you:

and was this your face when you saw your wife?

If I caught my wife cheating, there is no way I would've waited outside until she was done screwing the DirectTV guy, listened to her give a lameass excuse, and then leave my own damn house.

This is what you should've done:

Step 1: Break door.
Step 2: Break man.
Step 3:

Step 4: Divorce.
Step 5: Repeat Step 3 until satisfied.

05-06-2010, 05:46 PM	#1
sfcu New Member 20 Rep 29 Posts Drives: 07 335i Coupe Sil/gray Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Houston, TX iTrader: (1)	Came home and wife was in our bedroom with another man I came home early one day from training unexpectantly and someone I knew was parked outside my house. I saw noone in the living room, family room, or any room for that matter. I noticed the bedroom door was closed and tried to open the bedroom door but it was locked. I sat down in the kitchen and waited to see who would come out. The wife came out of the bedroom and was surprised I came home. I asked her WTF 'he' was doing here. And she made up some lame excuse. At that point I had 2 options: 1)enter the bedroom and confront the guy and end up on the evening news as I have a concealed handgun(licensed) 2)leave and deal with her later. I took option #2. I haven't been home since that happened a month ago. My wife claimes that although it looked terribly bad, NOTHING happened. She swears to God. I'm not stupid and asked her what she would think if she caught me in the bedroom, door locked, with another woman. She claims, she trusts me and it would be fine. To this day she swears on her life/bible nothing ever happened. I will never ever believe her till the day I die. IS THERE ANYONE OUT THERE THAT BELIEVES HER STORY? Honestly, I would rather she admit it and ask for forgiveness, then possibly we can move on. The denial is the worst part of this.
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ililillilillilil Banned 49 Rep 248 Posts Drives: e92 TT Join Date: Jul 2008 Location: CSH LI,NY / Sarasota, FL iTrader: (2)	dont go back to her. she's lying to you. the damage has been done. no going back
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05-06-2010, 05:58 PM	#4
Kensta335 Brigadier General 167 Rep 3,637 Posts Drives: 335i Coupe Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: So Cal 626 iTrader: (4)	Nothing probably happened yet. You probably came home right before something did though. I say stay away.
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JayKay335i Banned 198 Rep 5,046 Posts Drives: ///M323 DCT Join Date: Apr 2009 Location: North Dakota; its best DUHHHHHH iTrader: (1)	Shes lying. But I'd have thrown her ass out and filed for divorce a long time ago. No whores forcing me out of my home.
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05-06-2010, 06:03 PM	#6
stimpy Colonel 180 Rep 2,210 Posts Drives: E92 335i Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Phoenix AZ iTrader: (7)	One of three things happened. They played hide the pickle before and were about to hide it again. They played hide the pickle before and just got done doing it again. They were about to play hide the pickle for the first time. No man belongs in my bedroom EVER! Especially with my wife behind a locked door. Time for you to find a 20 year old to bop.
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05-06-2010, 05:53 PM	#2
Peanuto Private First Class 66 Rep 122 Posts Drives: E92 335i Lemans Blue M-sport Join Date: Jun 2009 Location: Maryland iTrader: (0)	Can't say I believe it. Why would door be locked? If she admitted then you could work to move on if you so choose, but if she doesn't there is no real way to fix.
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Verbiage Dismembered Member 3650 Rep 9,213 Posts Drives: F80 ZCP 6MT, R55 Clubman S 6MT Join Date: Jan 2010 Location: DMV iTrader: (6)	Wtf? Why didn't you bang on the fucking door? This story is pretty shameful, to me. __________________ My delivery experience and beach photoshoot here.
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c0nstant Lieutenant General 1847 Rep 17,322 Posts Drives: G80 M3 Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: Los Angeles iTrader: (1)	what was her excuse?
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05-06-2010, 06:11 PM	#9
Peanuto Private First Class 66 Rep 122 Posts Drives: E92 335i Lemans Blue M-sport Join Date: Jun 2009 Location: Maryland iTrader: (0)	You could go bang a dude and it would be even...
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Verbiage Dismembered Member 3650 Rep 9,213 Posts Drives: F80 ZCP 6MT, R55 Clubman S 6MT Join Date: Jan 2010 Location: DMV iTrader: (6)	How does some homo shit get inserted into every thread on here? LOL. __________________ My delivery experience and beach photoshoot here.
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Peanuto Private First Class 66 Rep 122 Posts Drives: E92 335i Lemans Blue M-sport Join Date: Jun 2009 Location: Maryland iTrader: (0)	That's not a homo line, it's a revenge line.
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Verbiage Dismembered Member 3650 Rep 9,213 Posts Drives: F80 ZCP 6MT, R55 Clubman S 6MT Join Date: Jan 2010 Location: DMV iTrader: (6)	LMAO. I would also like to know what the excuse was. Can't be anything too elaborate. Can't be anything I'd believe. __________________ My delivery experience and beach photoshoot here.
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05-06-2010, 06:20 PM	#13
Kroy Brigadier General 177 Rep 3,032 Posts Drives: E90 Join Date: Jul 2009 Location: Los Angeles, CA iTrader: (1)	I woulda kick the door down, snap a picture, and file for divorce. Time to move on man. Glad you walked out of there without doing something you'd regret. Was the other man someone you knew? Couldn't really tell if you found out his identity. I probably wouldn't be able to rest until I tracked him down and boned his mom or something.
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iBoost Retired e90post Member 142 Rep 3,038 Posts Drives: real slow Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: Las Vegas iTrader: (13)	You should know if she's capable of cheating. If you know who he was, is he the type that would mess around with your wife? Although by the scene you described, the 2 of them in Your bedroom with a locked door. I'm 99.9% sure she was handling his tube-steak. I'm also interested to hear her reasoning as to why the door was locked. I doubt anything would be an acceptable reason. I say its time to move on, something better is waiting for you..
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05-06-2010, 06:26 PM	#16
ZJP Lieutenant Colonel 136 Rep 1,759 Posts Drives: F10 535xi / B6 S4 Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: LI, NY iTrader: (7)	'nuff said.
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05-06-2010, 06:31 PM	#17
bosstones Lieutenant Colonel 1253 Rep 1,601 Posts Drives: o_0 Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Suburbia iTrader: (0)	sorry to hear it. Ifthe guy was no where else in the house and the bedroom door was locked, there is reasonable suspicion to be had. Did her excuse(s) place the guy in the bedroom? If so, ouch. Everyone is different but, to me, there are some trusts that cannot be reformed. This would be one of them as there are not many other ways to so blatantly disrespect one's SO. __________________ - Jeff bosstones' flickr
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JayKay335i Banned 198 Rep 5,046 Posts Drives: ///M323 DCT Join Date: Apr 2009 Location: North Dakota; its best DUHHHHHH iTrader: (1)	I would assume that through neural and physical stimulation she caused his AV anasthemoses to constrict via direct sympathetic input while increasing blood flow caused his penis to become engorged. Through physical pleasure as well as visual stimulation she most likely caused a sympathetic response causing sperm to be released from his ampulla, through his urinary tract and into her mouth where somewhere between 2-6ml of sperm along with other seminal fluids was ejaculated causing somewhere between 200 and 600 million of his sperm to swim around her oral cavity. We can go through the digestive process as well if you'd like.
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Peanuto Private First Class 66 Rep 122 Posts Drives: E92 335i Lemans Blue M-sport Join Date: Jun 2009 Location: Maryland iTrader: (0)	JayKay... You studying for finals I assume judging from that? And after that we better put OP on suicide watch.
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05-06-2010, 06:44 PM	#22
Topless 335i Captain 40 Rep 984 Posts Drives: AW E93 335i Join Date: Dec 2008 Location: SoCal iTrader: (2)	OP, by any chance, is this you: and was this your face when you saw your wife? If I caught my wife cheating, there is no way I would've waited outside until she was done screwing the DirectTV guy, listened to her give a lameass excuse, and then leave my own damn house. This is what you should've done: Step 1: Break door. Step 2: Break man. Step 3: Step 4: Divorce. Step 5: Repeat Step 3 until satisfied.
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