[Joekerr]

Originally Posted by ///M Power-Belgium

Yeah I saw that ...That they are different .
I was kidding like usual , so take a deep breath and relax my dear Anna .

BTW....This weekend I come over to you, to clean your pool , at least if the water is not frozen !

Maybe Anna's husband can be on hand to give you a "deep muscle" massage after your hard work. Seeing as how you've been giving them out so frequently, you must need one in return no?

I can't say for sure that his idea of a deep muscle massage is the same as yours...there might be something lost in translation from Belgian to Finnish, but hey, variety is the spice of life right?

[///M Power-Belgium]

Originally Posted by Joekerr

Maybe Anna's husband can be on hand to give you a "deep muscle" massage after your hard work. Seeing as how you've been giving them out so frequently, you must need one in return no?

I can't say for sure that his idea of a deep muscle massage is the same of yours...there might be something lost in translation from Belgian to Finnish, but hey, variety is the spice of life right?

It was more like this brother...
I was requested by Anna to be her poolboy and not by her husband , so I saId of course Anna why not .
But I mentioned as well that I was a little scared for my dick in Finland , you know these things shrink seriously with freeze temps in the water ...and balls turn blue !

Yeah....the last 3 weekends I give and receive kinda bed massages .
But before as well,like you said ...variety of spice

[///M Power-Belgium]

Originally Posted by Zugzwang

there's a reason why I don't date North American women.

Please brother tell us more...

[bimmette]

Originally Posted by Zugzwang

It's difficult to find a lady I guess. It's almost like femininity has been put aside in favour of some something else.

Uh oh. I think I have trouble coming my way. Better brace myself.

No, that's fine. You can go to Eastern Europe to find your lady. We don't care.

[Aatish]

Weast?

[jtodd_fl]

Originally Posted by Aatish

Weast?

Yeast?

[Aatish]

Originally Posted by jtodd_fl

Yeast?

Least?

[///M Power-Belgium]

Originally Posted by Zugzwang

It's difficult to find a lady I guess. It's almost like femininity has been put aside in favour of some something else.

Uh oh. I think I have trouble coming my way. Better brace myself.

Come to Belgium brother for a sexy lady , I probably can help you .
Of course a kinda match is always required in the situation !
But if you have some money it's not required , just visit Poland .
Of course watch always your bank account for the lady tricks , no matter from where they are or come !

[jtodd_fl]

Originally Posted by Aatish

Least?

The beast from weast with the least yeast. Who said that first, was it Yeats in Michael Robartes and the Dancer.

[Aatish]

Originally Posted by jtodd_fl

The beast from weast with the least yeast. Who said that first, was it Yeats in Michael Robartes and the Dancer.

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[Joekerr]

Originally Posted by Zugzwang

Thanks for the offer M. But I'm not really on the hunt for a girl. Mines got a pretty tight grip around my neck. Tight enough to win me maybe.

I'm heading out that way in January. Never been to Belgium so maybe I go hop on a train to Brussels or something. Maybe it's worth it to stop by for a few wobbly pops or some scotch. The people there speak French or German? Or both?

English mostly, but hey, you'll be fine. No, I have no idea, I had no problems communicating in English.

Brussels was not appealing to me when I stopped in for a few hours, but I think I was just jaded from driving from Paris. It probably has a few very neat places, I just didn't see them. I wound up having a beer or two in a pub and deciding to leave early and just go back to the place I was renting in Amsterdam.

[Aatish]

Originally Posted by Zugzwang

Maybe I would be better off hanging out in Budapest.

What is your objective from traveling, good sir?

[Aatish]

Originally Posted by Zugzwang

Family. Drink. And food. In that order. Middle Europe have some pretty good cuisine.

Yes. That is true.

[Lups]

Originally Posted by Zugzwang

Family. Drink. And food. In that order. Middle Europe have some pretty good cuisine.

Yup, we sure as hell don't have even that.

[///M Power-Belgium]

Originally Posted by Zugzwang

Thanks for the offer M. But I'm not really on the hunt for a girl. Mines got a pretty tight grip around my neck. Tight enough to win me maybe.

I'm heading out that way in January. Never been to Belgium so maybe I go hop on a train to Brussels or something. Maybe it's worth it to stop by for a few wobbly pops or some scotch. The people there speak French or German? Or both?

In Brussels about 70% of the people speak French , 15 % speak Flemish , and 15% Arabic .
My first language is Flemish and I live 100 km from Brussels .

BTW...About the chicks I was of course just kidding !

[///M Power-Belgium]

Originally Posted by Zugzwang

Family. Drink. And food. In that order. Middle Europe have some pretty good cuisine.

Exactly my friend , Belgium has probably the best cuisine in the world !
Beers ? That's for sure , they are the best of the world .
And I can cook pretty good as well....All chicks said that .

[///M Power-Belgium]

Originally Posted by Zugzwang

Lups. You are out of Northern Europe right? You don't like suströmming?

Anna the blonde angel is from Finland .

[Lups]

Originally Posted by Zugzwang

Lups. You are out of Northern Europe right? You don't like suströmming?

That's Swedish, we finns have traditionally zero taste or flavor in our foods.

Things have improved a lot, these days one can buy jalapenos here.

[Aatish]

Spicy.

[Lups]

Originally Posted by Zugzwang

Oh well. You have beer and a damn good hockey system. I guess that's enough. Norway and Finland and Sweden are on my to do list. One day. Iceland too.

I bet the Finnish coast looks a lot like the west coast of Canada. Trees mountains and fjords.

You and your man should check out the Dalmatian coast one day. There are places behind the tourist traps are just now being discovered. I lose weight in order to go eat there. Lol.

Maybe your lady friend too. The locals there tend to be multilingual as well as up to 7 foot tall!!

Yeah no.

See norway got oil and fjords and mountains, Sweden got the nice people and the easy language and some mountains and hockey, us finns got bad food, flat land, a Russian border and families so bad anyone becomes a fast driver to get away from them and a love for hockey.

The basketball player I went out with was tall for sure, but between those stupid shorts men insist wearing and those idiotic hats, that was never gonna happen. I'm sad to admit I never even was tempted to find out if he was optional in every way.

I'm sleeping in a tent tonight to start out early at the construction site tomorrow and for this I'll even add shitty weather for the reasons to avoid finland with passion.

[Lups]

Originally Posted by Zugzwang

Damn

Yeah, you might realize now why I needed help.

[UncleWede]

Originally Posted by Lups

That's Swedish, we finns have traditionally zero taste or flavor in our foods.

Things have improved a lot, these days one can buy jalapenos here.

And STILL you can't make guacamole?????

My spidey-senses are starting to tingle. I think it's like all the Mexican women in my office: they just SAY my guac is good so I will keep making it and they don't have to.