I need to find a man!

Lups · 10-07-2016, 03:26 PM

Not for me, I've got plenty, but I have one single friend.

23, epically hot, doesn't need anyone's money, is even too nice, smarter than most people and for fucks sake loves animals, kids and even her family is perfect!

Guys, help me out. Where do the good guys hide these days?
I'm not asking for much.

1. The guy has to be smart.

2. No fucking idiotic hippie shit (he's gonna be stuck with me too).

3. 6ft 2" minimum. Edit: She's 174 cm and I asked, she has enough shoes for emergency use so 180 cm is the limit)

4. An appreciation for idiotic adventures required.

gabriel.psd · 10-07-2016, 03:39 PM

Delta0311 · 10-07-2016, 03:40 PM

We need pics of friend!

Ginger_Extract · 10-07-2016, 03:41 PM

You've come to the right place. Every guy on this forum is 6'4", has a 10 inch dick, and is an entrepreneur making $500k/year.

Noir · 10-07-2016, 03:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ginger_Extract

You've come to the right place. Every guy on this forum is 6'4", has a 10 inch dick, and is an entrepreneur making $500k/year.

WEAK

Banana Hammock · 10-07-2016, 03:43 PM

other_evolved · 10-07-2016, 03:45 PM

If all of those things you said are true, OP, and she still does not have a boyfriend, then what are you not telling us?

Lups · 10-07-2016, 03:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Delta0311

We need pics of friend!

Oh lol, I'm taking her out next weekend, our families were neighbors when I was growing up, and I became her honorary big sister 22 years ago. I just really could use the advice on men since for once she is single and she told me to find her a man that'll fit in to our family!

This is research, I know all you guys are Bmw fuckers.

Delta0311 · 10-07-2016, 03:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lups

Oh lol, I'm taking her out next weekend, our families were neighbors when I was growing up, and I became her honorary big sister 22 years ago. I just really could use the advice on men since for once she is single and she told me to find her a man that'll fit in to our family!

This is research, I know all you guys are Bmw fuckers.

Well what does she like ?

kprocivic · 10-07-2016, 03:48 PM

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Originally Posted by other_evolved

If all of those things you said are true, OP, and she still does not have a boyfriend, then what are you not telling us?

she'll whip out a d$#@ bigger than yours.

R3dliner · 10-07-2016, 03:49 PM

seems like you're describing a unicorn here. They don't exist imo.

Lups · 10-07-2016, 03:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ginger_Extract

You've come to the right place. Every guy on this forum is 6'4", has a 10 inch dick, and is an entrepreneur making $500k/year.

10" is a lot in the USA for sure.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Noir

WEAK

Dude I lolled.

Quote:

Originally Posted by other_evolved

If all of those things you said are true, OP, and she still does not have a boyfriend, then what are you not telling us?

She's just graduating, and this is my one chance to find her a spouse I can live with. She's had a few boyfriends, but nothing she'd take home to (even less, bring to meet me).

te37 · 10-07-2016, 03:50 PM

LOL If she is so perfect whey hasn't anyone scooped her up yet?

Im with above but only 9.5in member.

Banana Hammock · 10-07-2016, 03:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lups

Oh lol, I'm taking her out next weekend, our families were neighbors when I was growing up, and I became her honorary big sister 22 years ago. I just really could use the advice on men since for once she is single and she told me to find her a man that'll fit in to our family!

This is research, I know all you guys are Bmw fuckers.

Wait...what?

bimmette · 10-07-2016, 03:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by other_evolved

If all of those things you said are true, OP, and she still does not have a boyfriend, then what are you not telling us?

That she's only 5000 miles away

Haywood · 10-07-2016, 03:59 PM

I currently live in UT and have 3 other wives. I would be interested in adding a 4th.

jgoens · 10-07-2016, 04:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lups

Not for me, I've got plenty, but I have one single friend.

23, epically hot, doesn't need anyone's money, is even too nice, smarter than most people and for fucks sake loves animals, kids and even her family is perfect!

Guys, help me out. Where do the good guys hide these days?
I'm not asking for much.

1. The guy has to be smart.

2. No fucking idiotic hippie shit (he's gonna be stuck with me too).

3. 6ft 2" minimum.

4. An appreciation for idiotic adventures required.

I don't qualify for this criteria--can't pass 1 and 3...no idea what 2 means. And by the way, do smart people appreciate idiotic shit?

bimmette · 10-07-2016, 04:01 PM

I actually thought you were talking about Biorin from your description

Lups · 10-07-2016, 04:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Delta0311

Well what does she like ?

She is so fucking weird. It's Friday night here, she came from school to my place to hang out with my kids and dogs and she looked at us all like were insane because nestle came up again.

She is insanely funny. She knew my cousin was the other godparent to my youngest, and because my cousin is big on looking like a carrot for her hobby, she showed up in a bright green dress for the occasion.

In our time, all I can say is that she loves the insanity of life.
[

=kprocivic;20672775]she'll whip out a d$#@ bigger than yours.[/QUOTE] dude I would've married her then and this thread wouldnt be needed.

Quote:

Originally Posted by R3dliner

seems like you're describing a unicorn here. They don't exist imo.

That's the fucking thing. Try finding a man for a low maintenance female who is perfect. The guys end up being the issue since they just don't get over the fact that she could have anyone.

Lups · 10-07-2016, 04:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by bimmette

That she's only 5000 miles away

At times, she is.

Quote:

Originally Posted by bimmette

I actually thought you were talking about Biorin from your description

Aww. So cute but no.

TrevorM3 · 10-07-2016, 04:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lups

She is so fucking weird. It's Friday night here, she came from school to my place to hang out with my kids and dogs and she looked at us all like were insane because nestle came up again.

She is insanely funny. She knew my cousin was the other godparent to my youngest, and because my cousin is big on looking like a carrot for her hobby, she showed up in a bright green dress for the occasion.

In our time, all I can say is that she loves the insanity of life.
[

=kprocivic;20672775]she'll whip out a d$#@ bigger than yours.

dude I would've married her then and this thread wouldnt be needed.

That's the fucking thing. Try finding a man for a low maintenance female who is perfect. The guys end up being the issue since they just don't get over the fact that she could have anyone.

[/QUOTE]

definition of an insecure man

Lups · 10-07-2016, 04:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TrevorM3

dude I would've married her then and this thread wouldnt be needed.

That's the fucking thing. Try finding a man for a low maintenance female who is perfect. The guys end up being the issue since they just don't get over the fact that she could have anyone.

definition of an insecure man[/QUOTE]

Yeah.

Oh btw, one more selling point: I taught her how to drive.

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