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06-29-2007, 09:02 AM | #28 |
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I haven't been able to find them. What were the ones that were a parody of Al Sharpton telling "your momma is so fat" jokes on a bullhorn outside Barack Obama's office.
When I heard it on the radio, it was the funniest series of "your momma" jokes I ever heard. |
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07-02-2007, 09:46 PM | #29 |
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Yo mama's so fat you would run out of fuel drivin around her...
Yo mama so fat she rolled over 4 quarters and it made a dollar... Yo mama so fat they have to grease the bath tub to get her out! Yo mama so fat she got to iron her pants on the driveway Yo mama so fat she stepped on a rainbow and made Skittles
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07-03-2007, 12:49 AM | #31 |
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Yo mama so dumb she had to stop and ask,
"Which way is down?" while fallin' off the Empire State Building. Yo mama so dumb she jumped up and started dancin' when the captain yelled, "Get down!" Yo mama so slutty I could have been yo father, but the guy in front of me had $6.50 more.
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07-03-2007, 01:18 AM | #32 |
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07-06-2007, 12:44 PM | #36 |
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I don't get it. Fill me in.
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yo mamma so old she owes jesus a dollar
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..........your momma is so wrinkly she has to twist on her underwear...
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07-06-2007, 01:53 PM | #40 |
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your mama is so short she stepped off the curb and committed suicide.
your mama is so tall she did a kartwheel and kicked god in the face. i prefer chuck norris jokes better, hilarious
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your mama doesn't need the internet shes already world wide
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yo mama is chuck norris' stunt double.
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your mama is so smelly she called right guard for back up
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