Yo Mama Jokes!

bingstarr · 06-27-2007, 05:46 PM

yo mama's soo fat. " how fat is she?" you mama is so big and fat that she could get busy. with twenty-two burritos when times are tuff. i seen her, in the back of tacobell, with hand cuffs.(the pharcyde)

so?confused · 06-27-2007, 10:50 PM

Yo mama so fat she eats Wheat Thicks
and
Yo mama so fat people jog around her for exercise

06-27-2007, 11:50 PM

yo mama is so fat that when she sits in class she's everybody's partner

SES_D · 06-27-2007, 11:56 PM

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Originally Posted by stephiee xO

yo mama is so fat that when she sits in class she's everybody's partner

bingstarr · 06-27-2007, 11:57 PM

yo mama has a wooden leg with real feet.

06-28-2007, 12:06 AM

http://www.ahajokes.com/ym01.html

some are just REALLY REALLY REALLY FUNNY! =]
at least to me they are..

ex: Yo mama so fat she goes to a resturant, looks at the menu and says "okay!"

aapriadi · 06-28-2007, 12:18 AM

yo momma so fat, she makes rosie o donnell look like kate moss

not funny i know...at least i tried right

Gripster · 06-28-2007, 01:02 AM

Yo momma's so poor, I saw her kicking a can down the street, so I asked her "hey momma what are you doing?", she said "moving house".

NaTuReB0Y · 06-28-2007, 01:20 AM

Yo mama so dumb...........she got stabbed in a drive by shooting.

Yo mama so fat......she fell in love and broke it.

Yo mama so old........her social security number is 000-00-0001.

BMW F22 · 06-28-2007, 01:35 AM

Yo momma's so fat that when she jumps for joy, she gets stuck- Peter Russels

06-28-2007, 01:48 AM

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Originally Posted by BMWE90

Yo momma's so fat that when she jumps for joy, she gets stuck- Peter Russels

hahahaha i love that guy

but his name is Russel Peters... lmfao

BMW F22 · 06-28-2007, 01:50 AM

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Originally Posted by stephiee xO

hahahaha i love that guy

but his name is Russel Peters... lmfao

damn I KNEW something was off.

Just didnt know what it was.

MonacoBimm · 06-28-2007, 01:57 AM

Your mama is so fat the animals at the zoo feed her

Sal@AUTOcouture · 06-28-2007, 12:39 PM

Yo momma so fat she has to take off her pants to go thru her pockets

Yo momma so fat when she goes to a restaurant she doesnt get a menu, she gets an esimate

Yo momma so short you can see her feet on her drivers license

Yo momma so short she has to cuff her underwear

Ninjaneer · 06-28-2007, 12:47 PM

Yo momma's so fat that when she wears her Malcolm X t-shirt helicopters land on her

Sal@AUTOcouture · 06-28-2007, 12:50 PM

Yo momma so poor her house has a kickstand

Yo momma so old she was the waitress at the Last Supper

NaTuReB0Y · 06-28-2007, 02:58 PM

Yo mama so old......she knew Burger King when he was a Prince.

Sal@AUTOcouture · 06-28-2007, 03:39 PM

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Originally Posted by NaTuReB0Y

Yo mama so old......she knew Burger King when he was a Prince.

lol that reminded me...

Yo momma so old that she knew Big Bird when he was Tweety

scottwww · 06-28-2007, 04:00 PM

your momma's so fat Columbus discovered her first

BMW_E90 · 06-28-2007, 05:28 PM

LOL!!!!! these are hilarious!
your mama so stupid she thought tacobell was a mexican phone company.
your mama so old she farts dust.
okay okay im sorry.......

BMW_E90 · 06-28-2007, 05:28 PM

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Originally Posted by stephiee xO

http://www.ahajokes.com/ym01.html

some are just REALLY REALLY REALLY FUNNY! =]
at least to me they are..

ex: Yo mama so fat she goes to a resturant, looks at the menu and says "okay!"

i have to say that one is fukin funny

Sal@AUTOcouture · 06-28-2007, 05:34 PM

Yo momma so fat after sex I rolled 6 times and was still on the bitch

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