12-18-2009, 12:44 AM | #24 |
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12-18-2009, 11:53 AM | #27 |
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This could be the greatest thread ever.
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12-18-2009, 12:44 PM | #28 |
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that part's funny!!
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12-18-2009, 01:22 PM | #29 |
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There is a L.P. that hangs out at the local bar, it is a woman, not sure if she would be up for a gig like this but I will tell you what she is a fucking pool shark she even has her own custom pool stick, its like the size of a drumstick lol. Not that it has anything to do with your story but I gotta tell you about her. Now I do not play pool so I cant spot talent but maybe she's just better than everyone she hustles but I've seen her waddle out of that place with a knot of cash that can choke a donkey. I see you are in NY so maybe I can contact her for you, its only about 2.5 hrs from here to NY, she does like to drink heavily so that may be a problem, you dont want to have a drunk hustling dwarf ruining your party!!!
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12-18-2009, 01:41 PM | #30 |
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Every party needs a drunk, hustling dwarf.
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12-18-2009, 02:03 PM | #33 |
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You never know, you might enjoy her hair feathering against your labia while she walks under you.
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12-18-2009, 02:23 PM | #34 |
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12-18-2009, 02:39 PM | #37 |
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