12-15-2009, 04:15 PM | #1 |
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Renting a Dwarf - Midget - Little Person
I am having a Christmas party for my family at my home and I am looking for a Dwarf - Midget - Little Person who can serve drinks with a tray attached to their head. I will pay a fair cash wage for this service.
I am having a tough time finding a Dwarf - For - Hire. Can any of you point me to a Website or something where they have listings? I am located in Manhattan... Thanks in advance. |
12-15-2009, 04:21 PM | #4 |
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In the long run, owning is always less expensive than leasing.
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12-15-2009, 04:24 PM | #5 |
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interesting....
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12-15-2009, 04:27 PM | #7 |
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theres a midget running around somewhere around here
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12-15-2009, 04:28 PM | #8 |
do a wheelie!!!
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honestly I'd put a listing on Craigslist I'm almost positive you'd get some responses
but, he's got a point!!!
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12-15-2009, 04:31 PM | #9 |
do a wheelie!!!
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p.s. can you please post pics if this goes through.
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12-15-2009, 04:32 PM | #10 |
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Post on Craigslist - I'm sure someone will reply.
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12-15-2009, 04:51 PM | #11 |
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Here you go.
http://www.shortdwarf.com/ I never did business with them. I just found them on the interwebz.
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12-15-2009, 05:48 PM | #13 |
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It shouldn't be that big of a deal. See, my wife wanted to hire 2 people, and I wanted to hire 1. We are big believers in compromise, so we are going to go with 1.5 helpers. The midget is where the ".5" comes in.
I just want a hard worker. As a bonus, maybe the little guy can serve drinks by putting a tray on his head or walk around in a sombrero with chips on the rim and salsa in the middle. That would be great. I don't need the little one to be giving my guests Rusty Trombones or anything, it's more of a family event. |
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You could always do 2 midgets and 1 woman with no legs wheeling around on a cart. That equals 1.5 too.
You could even make her cart remote control and you can just zip her around to whoever looks like they need a refill. Or make her run over an uninvited guests and push them out the door.
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12-17-2009, 04:34 AM | #19 |
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EASY!!!
Craigslist.com Post in "Gigs" section in your area. "Need Dwarf for christmas party" |
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