I need to find a man!

F80_M · 10-10-2016, 01:20 PM

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Originally Posted by ///M Power-Belgium

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I mean every accident isn't bad. As long as it's not a total loss I'm all down for it

Down ?
I thought chicks love it straight up ?

Idk.... I've never heard of them loving it straight up before. Maybe it's cause I'm a foreigner

F80_M · 10-10-2016, 01:31 PM

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But we're talking about cars

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Hey I have more miles in an F8x than you I'd bet and I'm just saying all accidents are not bad.

Haha you're absolutely right you do have more miles on the F8x. But let's get back on open topic of cats and rear end collisions

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Lups · 10-10-2016, 01:34 PM

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Haha you're absolutely right you do have more miles on the F8x. But let's get back on open topic of cats and rear end collisions

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I do believe my comment was on topic with your guidelines.

I've had a shitty weekend, so please all excuse my bad humor tonight. If anyone feels like posting serious advise at this point, I hope they use it on themselves rather than waste it here in the cat drop land.

Aatish · 10-10-2016, 01:55 PM

So did grimlock get laid yet or what?

Lups · 10-10-2016, 01:56 PM

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Originally Posted by Aatish

So did grimlock get laid yet or what?

No, Phil and him are our virgins still.

Aatish · 10-10-2016, 01:58 PM

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Originally Posted by Lups

No, Phil and him are our virgins still.

Philippe needs to get those happy ending massages

Lups · 10-10-2016, 02:10 PM

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Philippe needs to get those happy ending massages

No.

He's also old enough that it would be only an ending since he's single too.

///M Power-Belgium · 10-10-2016, 02:11 PM

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Originally Posted by F80_M

Idk.... I've never heard of them loving it straight up before. Maybe it's cause I'm a foreigner

Your comment actually needs a correction...
Please let me be honest here..
I am the foreigner on here , because Bimmerpost is American !
In other words...

You => Are actually at home.
Me => The foreigner (Philippe the Belgian idiot) on the American Bimmerpost.

I'm lost on here and far from home, posting BS while my Engish really sucks !
BTW....Who are you my friend ?

Lups · 10-10-2016, 02:17 PM

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Originally Posted by ///M Power-Belgium

Your comment actually needs a correction...
Please let me be honest here..
I am the foreigner on here , because Bimmerpost is American !
In other words...

You => Are actually at home.
Me => The foreigner (Philippe the Belgian idiot) on the American Bimmerpost.

I'm lost on here and far from home, posting BS while my Engish really sucks !
BTW....Who are you my friend ?

Relax, he was making fun of himself, not us from the other side. He is not an American I assume he meant.

Your English doesn't suck Phil, you just forget that at times others use humor too

Aatish · 10-10-2016, 02:21 PM

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Originally Posted by Lups

No.

He's also old enough that it would be only an ending since he's single too.

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Aatish · 10-10-2016, 02:22 PM

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Originally Posted by ///M Power-Belgium

Your comment actually needs a correction...
Please let me be honest here..
I am the foreigner on here , because Bimmerpost is American !
In other words...

You => Are actually at home.
Me => The foreigner (Philippe the Belgian idiot) on the American Bimmerpost.

I'm lost on here and far from home, posting BS while my Engish really sucks !
BTW....Who are you my friend ?

Your English is better than most Americans, my friend

jpnh · 10-10-2016, 02:24 PM

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Originally Posted by ///M Power-Belgium

Your comment actually needs a correction...
Please let me be honest here..
I am the foreigner on here , because Bimmerpost is American !
In other words...

You => Are actually at home.
Me => The foreigner (Philippe the Belgian idiot) on the American Bimmerpost.

I'm lost on here and far from home, posting BS while my Engish really sucks !
BTW....Who are you my friend ?

You're english is definately more than adequate

I've never found myself wondering what you are trying to say because you communicate better than many amercans do.....probably including myself

///M Power-Belgium · 10-10-2016, 02:27 PM

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Originally Posted by Lups

No, Phil and him are our virgins still.

Yeah right mama Anna , I still remember my first time like it was yesterday !
I confess ! It was actually a mess in my car because my shot came too fast and I had too much powder in my bullet as well
But the second time she thought I was a porn bull without drinking Stiff Bull .
Still love her today and think about her , her name is/was Pascale .
Remember the amazing time with her , probably because she was my first love and she was too good for me

Lups · 10-10-2016, 02:27 PM

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Hey the stats say us euros live at home until we are at our 30's and that well... Women eat a lot of chocolate and we all die unhappy (they actually do studies here on how happy we are while we are dying, and they are not happy with the results because nobody is happy then, go figure!).

But Phil is a good guy, a total perv but he could be kicked to the husband shape with a lot less skill than for example I have. The man writes English like he would write german and that's soooo sexy and cool in my books.

Phil! If you ever go gay: Pm me! I can be single in six months (or in your measuring system: 752 hand jobs).

Lups · 10-10-2016, 02:32 PM

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You're english is definately more than adequate

I've never found myself wondering what you are trying to say because you communicate better than many amercans do.....probably including myself

he does that indeed. Considering that we two keep this stupid thread going on, and you clearly have a sense of humor, you may want to trust others to have one too (k, me!).

As soon as I can befriend you sir, I shall.

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Yeah right mama Anna , I still remember my first time like it was yesterday !
I confess ! It was actually a mess in my car because my shot came too fast and I had too much powder in my bullet as well
But the second time she thought I was a porn bull without drinking Stiff Bull .
Still love her today and think about her , her name is/was Pascale .
Remember the amazing time with her , probably because she was my first love and she was too good for me

I've seen that movie! That was a goof one though could've had some trimming done.

Phil, we two are old enough to let others make fun of us at times. I'm a 48 year old male, you're a virgin. Fine... Accurate enough to make me laugh always!

Aatish · 10-10-2016, 02:33 PM

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Hey the stats say us euros live at home until we are at our 30's and that well... Women eat a lot of chocolate and we all die unhappy (they actually do studies here on how happy we are while we are dying, and they are not happy with the results because nobody is happy then, go figure!).

But Phil is a good guy, a total perv but he could be kicked to the husband shape with a lot less skill than for example I have. The man writes English like he would write german and that's soooo sexy and cool in my books.

Phil! If you ever go gay: Pm me! I can be single in six months (or in your measuring system: 752 hand jobs).

Usually chocolates make one happy, but I suppose eating a lot of them would make one unhappy. Unless they are dark, the high sugar and cream content would add up quickly :b

Philippe is a nice guy. Definitely one of the nicest on OT.

Lups · 10-10-2016, 02:40 PM

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Usually chocolates make one happy, but I suppose eating a lot of them would make one unhappy. Unless they are dark, the high sugar and cream content would add up quickly :b

Philippe is a nice guy. Definitely one of the nicest on OT.

I don't eat any, since I'm this weirdly hippie and in denial when it comes to my true passion man.

Phil likes his boobs, and at times he makes my blood boil with comments on politics, but the man still is always happy and comments kindly on women he knows even only via bp such as me.

I'll be happy to look at more boobs if the poster doesn't mind me kicking his ass at times.

But as a disclaimer: Bp knows I'm really a man, it's been a rule here since I showed up, and I'm totally hitting on the Belgium now since hes close and I need a new pool boy since my last one went to politics and ditched me.

jpnh · 10-10-2016, 02:40 PM

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he does that indeed. Considering that we two keep this stupid thread going on, and you clearly have a sense of humor, you may want to trust others to have one too (k, me!).

As soon as I can befriend you sir, I shall.

I keep trying....and attempt to qualify my bad humor with warnings about translation issues after you took a chomp out of me a week or so back......I've still got a few tooth marks in my arm.....and then there's the angry chick from NYC who called me a misogynist while joking with you.....hopefully she'll pick up on my bad humor too before I lose a digit or two to snapping teeth

Lups · 10-10-2016, 02:43 PM

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I keep trying....and attempt to qualify my bad humor with warnings about translation issues after you took a chomp out of me a week or so back......I've still got a few tooth marks in my arm.....and then there's the angry chick from NYC who called me a misogynist while joking with you.....hopefully she'll pick up on my bad humor too before I lose a digit or two to snapping teeth

An arm? Sir, I went to the army. I know where to hit even if my weapon is only teeth or words.

(finding the friend button, you're very funny.)

The angry chick bought an M2. Enough said.

UncleWede · 10-10-2016, 02:46 PM

^ I thought the NY chicks were into knives now. Did I miss a transition back to teeth???

jpnh · 10-10-2016, 02:51 PM

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^ I thought the NY chicks were into knives now. Did I miss a transition back to teeth???

Didnt they ban knives in NY?

Or was that the London.....or both

jpnh · 10-10-2016, 02:52 PM

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The angry chick bought an M2. Enough said.

Too bad I wont see my car until winter......

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