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      10-09-2016, 11:10 PM   #265
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News flash.....a lot of people own or work with large animals

How many horse owners in the US are there?

How many vets and others work in the industry.

Anyone that spends any time around any sort of animal is necessarily familiar with anatomy and physiology
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      10-09-2016, 11:11 PM   #266
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He's calling you a peasant for not knowing about horses and related dildos.
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      10-09-2016, 11:12 PM   #267
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News flash.....a lot of people own or work with large animals

How many horse owners in the US are there?

How many vets and others work in the industry.

Anyone that spends any time around any sort of animal is necessarily familiar with anatomy and physiology
Lol damn dude, cry more. It's a fuckin joke...
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      10-09-2016, 11:14 PM   #268
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He's calling you a peasant for not knowing about horses and related dildos.
No, I'm simply pointing out the obvious.....if you work around anything you develop a certain familiarity with it.

I'm going to go out on a limb here and assume that both of you can probably lift the hood on your BMW and point out the intake, air filter, oil filter housing, turbo and those round things on each corner of the vehicle called wheels

If you work with computers you can probably figure out where the power button is, where power cords attach, what a keyboard and mouse are......
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      10-09-2016, 11:16 PM   #269
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He's calling you a peasant for not knowing about horses and related dildos.
No, I'm simply pointing out the obvious.....if you work around anything you develop a certain familiarity with it.

I'm going to go out on a limb here and assume that both of you can probably lift the hood on your BMW and point out the intake, air filter, oil filter housing, turbo and those round things on each corner of the vehicle called wheels

If you work with computers you can probably figure out where the power button is, where power cords attach, what a keyboard and mouse are......
No, it was already very clear you have knowledge about horses. You mentioned it in an earlier post. He was just teasing. Yeesh!
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      10-09-2016, 11:25 PM   #270
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It's truly respectable how much you know about horse wangs. Could you elaborate on horse vag?
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      10-09-2016, 11:27 PM   #271
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It's truly respectable how much you know about horse wangs. Could you elaborate on horse vag?
Google it if you want to know more about equine reproductive organs......or just watch the videos of the freak previously posted



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I did not see this coming when I went to sleep last night
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      10-09-2016, 11:49 PM   #273
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Oh, you'll see a horse cock cuming, it's almost majestic.
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Oh, you'll see a horse cock cuming, it's almost majestic.
That's so Russian, they had an empress Catherine who was in to that sort of thing.
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This topic has seriously gotten weird
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This topic has seriously gotten weird
The boys are acting out since they got replaced by cats. Of course they have to bring something worth bragging about up, and sadly all they came up with was large barn animals with massive penises.

This is very normal in the bp ot, but you need to ve a veteran to realize that.
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The boys are acting out since they got replaced by cats. Of course they have to bring something worth bragging about up, and sadly all they came up with was large barn animals with massive penises.

This is very normal in the bp ot, but you need to ve a veteran to realize that.
Lups....as usual...all in good fun.......who was the one threatening to turn someone into a crazy cat lady?



The "Boys" arent the ones that are shoving grotesque objects modeled off equine physiology into their genitalia nor are the "Boys" substituting cats for human interaction.

You dont see any "crazy cat guys" do you?
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Lups....as usual...all in good fun.......who was the one threatening to turn someone into a crazy cat lady?



The "Boys" arent the ones that are shoving grotesque objects modeled off equine physiology into their genitalia nor are the "Boys" substituting cats for human interaction.

You dont see any "crazy cat guys" do you?
I object! She can keep her mental health, she just has to give up on men to do so!

Hmm. You couldn't hide one of those shown above to pants, maybe this is the hidden secret of those who wear kilts! That would also explain why there still are women in Scotland since their men are as bad as ours back here.

Maybe I should take her to a cat shopping trip to the highlands.
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No, I'm simply pointing out the obvious.....if you work around anything you develop a certain familiarity with it.

I'm going to go out on a limb here and assume that both of you can probably lift the hood on your BMW and point out the intake, air filter, oil filter housing, turbo and those round things on each corner of the vehicle called wheels

If you work with computers you can probably figure out where the power button is, where power cords attach, what a keyboard and mouse are......
As a computer engineer I'm highly offended by your last paragraph
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I object! She can keep her mental health, she just has to give up on men to do so!

Hmm. You couldn't hide one of those shown above to pants, maybe this is the hidden secret of those who wear kilts! That would also explain why there still are women in Scotland since their men are as bad as ours back here.

Maybe I should take her to a cat shopping trip to the highlands.
Good mental health and "Cat Lady" are almost universally mutually exclusive

As far as kilts go I can attest to the fact that my scottish ancestors were onto a good idea....talk about comfort and errrrrr easy access

Lups, you really seem to have a grudge against men.....you sure you're not in the closet so to speak?
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Good mental health and "Cat Lady" are almost universally mutually exclusive

As far as kilts go I can attest to the fact that my scottish ancestors were onto a good idea....talk about comfort and errrrrr easy access

Lups, you really seem to have a grudge against men.....you sure you're not in the closet so to speak?
I don't know, cats are used to keep old people happy at nursing homes, so they do provide a use. That seems to be working well for them, so why not expand the experiment to the young and new yorkers?

Clearly you've avoided the Scottish weather if you think easy access and not freezing to death first. I once made the mistake of going fishing there and boy was i sorry later. They do have this epic poison to help out with the frost bites, which made it worth it.

No, I'm more like hate everyone person, men weren't enough to fill my angst list. This tendency shows its ugly head especially after spending a few days freezing my ass off to help out an idiot.

Don't worry, men are safe from my wrath now until Friday, then the build starts and I'll just kill my helpers to make it easier for myself from the start.
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I don't know, cats are used to keep old people happy at nursing homes, so they do provide a use. That seems to be working well for them, so why not expand the experiment to the young and new yorkers?

Clearly you've avoided the Scottish weather if you think easy access and not freezing to death first. I once made the mistake of going fishing there and boy was i sorry later. They do have this epic poison to help out with the frost bites, which made it worth it.

No, I'm more like hate everyone person, men weren't enough to fill my angst list. This tendency shows its ugly head especially after spending a few days freezing my ass off to help out an idiot.

Don't worry, men are safe from my wrath now until Friday, then the build starts and I'll just kill my helpers to make it easier for myself from the start.
Experimenting with new yorkers regardless of age is one thing but the young and impressionable elsewhere that otherwise probably have at least a chance at good mental health should be off limits from your frankensteinian experiments in mental health

Dont make me come to finland and rescue this nympho from your clutches......put the cat down and step away from the crazy cat lady.......

Scottish weather is pretty mild compared to what we get in northern new england........I had a lot of fun at hogmanay (scottish new years eve festival in endinburgh)....nice women, lots of good booze.....like I said....easy access
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That's so Russian, they had an empress Catherine who was in to that sort of thing.
Can you find us some Russian broads?
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Can you find us some Russian broads?




This doesnt sound like an unreasonable request imho
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