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      04-28-2011, 05:40 PM   #23
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keep in mind you've also likely shaken hands with:

-someone who molested a child
-someone who fisted another person
-someone who fisted him/herself

the list goes on and on. just imagine it.
you need therapy...
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      04-28-2011, 05:43 PM   #24
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But why not add to the OP's paranoia and histrionic behavior?
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      04-28-2011, 05:50 PM   #25
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But why not add to the OP's paranoia and histrionic behavior?
Honestly, I think it is cultural. There are enough asians on this board to probably explain it.... and do our math homework at the same time...
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Honestly, I think it is cultural. There are enough asians on this board to probably explain it.... and do our math homework at the same time...
what that they are gay?
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Honestly, I think it is cultural. There are enough asians on this board to probably explain it.... and do our math homework at the same time...
wtf are you commenting on? what's cultural? enough asians to explain what? and what does math hw have to do with anything?
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wtf are you commenting on? what's cultural? enough asians to explain what? and what does math hw have to do with anything?
paranoia and histrionic behavior about his encounter with a gay person.
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i don't think there is anything i can add to this that hasn't already been said.
Wait.. Bav's Asian?
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      04-28-2011, 07:11 PM   #30
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I was working at my shop when a customer (Local Gay Asian guy) came up to me and asked me if I had a similar piece of body jewelry similar to what he had. He had wanted something similar but of better quality. So he reached out to hand me the jewelry and like an idiot I put my hand out and started to look at the jewelry piece. At the same time something struck me because the jewelry was a 12G captive bead body jewelry. He said that the bead was difficult to remove and wanted something more easy so I recommended the 12G Circular barbell. Back to what struck me now... I looked at his ear and there was no 12G piercing and I asked him if it was for his nipple even though I knew he couldn't be wearing a 12G captive bead that big on his nipple. He tells me that this is his Prince Albert Piercing I'm thinking to myself great this was a Prince Albert so it was on his dick and second it was most likely in some other guys ass too and heart it is sitting in my hand now. The dummy I was inspecting it for about 30 seconds before reality kicked in.

He decides to buy a 12G circular barbell that is internally threaded and made of implant grade material. It was the best that I had. He bought it and left. After he left I spent the next 30 minutes disinfecting my hands and fingers About 2 weeks later which is today he comes by and I remembered him. He asked me if I remembered him and deep inside I'm thinking how can I freakin forget . He brought the piece out to put in my hand and this time I asked him what I could help him with and he said he lost one of the threaded balls on the end of the jewelry. I asked him where he lost it and asked him if he knew where it was and he said no. I was thinking to myself I know exactly where he lost that ball end. This time I knew better then to hold it. Now I never put my hand out when a gay guy comes to my shop with a jewelry in his hand

Wait - you sell that kind of stuff, know what it's used for, and then get upset when someone hands you a used one ??
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i don't think there is anything i can add to this that hasn't already been said.
I think Bav loves cock hasn't been said or tagged in this, just saying
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Wait - you sell that kind of stuff, know what it's used for, and then get upset when someone hands you a used one ??

At first I thought it was worn as an earring. There is a difference between someone handing you an earring which is worn on an ear and handing you an earring which was worn as a Prince Albert piercing and most likely was up some guy's ass Which is why I said he caught me off guard
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That faggots a fucking asshole. Why would he want you to hold it when you obviously didn't know what it was used for. And what happened to the lost one???? Is it lost somewhere in his partners asshole???
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That faggots a fucking asshole. Why would he want you to hold it when you obviously didn't know what it was used for. And what happened to the lost one???? Is it lost somewhere in his partners asshole???
What the hell is wrong with you?
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That faggots a fucking asshole. Why would he want you to hold it when you obviously didn't know what it was used for. And what happened to the lost one???? Is it lost somewhere in his partners asshole???

Just wait until you have to deal with your gay son/daughter!
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      04-29-2011, 05:16 PM   #37
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That faggots a fucking asshole. Why would he want you to hold it when you obviously didn't know what it was used for. And what happened to the lost one???? Is it lost somewhere in his partners asshole???
I hope you children are gay.
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Why didn't you just ask him if he had disinfected it before handing it to you? Maybe that would have eased your mind.
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      04-29-2011, 05:51 PM   #39
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OP.. when things like this happen it's better to think of a happier alternative.. he was looking for a new cow piercing.

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At least he didnt ask you to put it back in for him
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