[stylinexpat]

I was working at my shop when a customer (Local Gay Asian guy) came up to me and asked me if I had a similar piece of body jewelry similar to what he had. He had wanted something similar but of better quality. So he reached out to hand me the jewelry and like an idiot I put my hand out and started to look at the jewelry piece. At the same time something struck me because the jewelry was a 12G captive bead body jewelry. He said that the bead was difficult to remove and wanted something more easy so I recommended the 12G Circular barbell. Back to what struck me now... I looked at his ear and there was no 12G piercing and I asked him if it was for his nipple even though I knew he couldn't be wearing a 12G captive bead that big on his nipple. He tells me that this is his Prince Albert Piercing I'm thinking to myself great this was a Prince Albert so it was on his dick and second it was most likely in some other guys ass too and heart it is sitting in my hand now. The dummy I was inspecting it for about 30 seconds before reality kicked in.

He decides to buy a 12G circular barbell that is internally threaded and made of implant grade material. It was the best that I had. He bought it and left. After he left I spent the next 30 minutes disinfecting my hands and fingers About 2 weeks later which is today he comes by and I remembered him. He asked me if I remembered him and deep inside I'm thinking how can I freakin forget . He brought the piece out to put in my hand and this time I asked him what I could help him with and he said he lost one of the threaded balls on the end of the jewelry. I asked him where he lost it and asked him if he knew where it was and he said no. I was thinking to myself I know exactly where he lost that ball end. This time I knew better then to hold it. Now I never put my hand out when a gay guy comes to my shop with a jewelry in his hand

[Tondtar]

Collin,

Translation for this curious geezer, please?

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Originally Posted by Tondtar

Collin,

Translation for this curious geezer, please?

he touched a guy's steel rod

[jpsum]

Originally Posted by ferrari355fi

he touched his rod

♫♪♫ and he liked it
the taste of his cherry chapstick... ♫♪♫

[stylinexpat]

Originally Posted by jpsum

♫♪♫ and he liked it
the taste of his cherry chapstick... ♫♪♫

Was chocolate and smelled like tanning lotion

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Originally Posted by stylinexpat

Was chocolate and smelled like tanning lotion

hahahaha that is so fucked up!

[Quick6EF]

ew bro thats FUCKED up

[Tondtar]

I thought that's what he was trying to say but just wanted to make sure before I do this ...

[Hawkeye]

lol Prince albert = penis piercing
gay = penis in butt
I honestly would have dropped the thing right away as soon as I realized what it was!

[stylinexpat]

I learned to never forget this guy in my life and to never put my hand out when a gay guy comes to my shop and hands me his jewelry without first putting on my gloves.

[Quick6EF]

Wait where does it pierce exactly...? no h


im not googling it either

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Originally Posted by stylinexpat

I learned to never forget this guy in my life.

well people do say you never forget your first...

[MadDog]

Originally Posted by ferrari355fi

well people do say you never forget your first...

[stylinexpat]

Originally Posted by Hawkeye

lol Prince albert = penis piercing
gay = penis in butt
I honestly would have dropped the thing right away as soon as I realized what it was!

He caught me off guard for a second. By the time I realized this which was about 10-20 seonds later the piece was already in my hand. I had to be professional, did not want to offend him and still wanted to make the sale. I kept my opinion and thoughts to myself but deep inside I was like "You MTF" If I did anything wrong or said anything wrong he could have posted a bunch of bad stuff about me on the net and I would have lost the sale and most likely all future sales from the local gay community. This community is now huge here in Taipei. They are usually very nice people and great customers but one just has to be more alert to not allow them to catch you off guard.

[CollinsE90]

[stylinexpat]

Originally Posted by Quick6EF

Wait where does it pierce exactly...? no h


im not googling it either

I did not offer to help him put his jewelry on. It felt odd not offering the customer help because I offer to help all my customers with putting on their jewelry when they buy something from me but this time I bite my tongue and kept my mouth shut.

[Kroy]

LOL funny story OP. I can imagine you standing over the sink bleaching your hands after he left. What's touched cannot be untouched!

[JayKay335i]

[Kroy]

Originally Posted by CollinsE90

I think Lloyd would have better manners than to just drop his junk in your hands. lol

Originally Posted by stylinexpat

I did not offer to help him put his jewelry on. It felt odd not offering the customer help because I offer to help all my customers with putting on their jewelry when they buy something from me but this time I bite my tongue and kept my mouth shut.

How unprofessional. Your help would have been well received; you know he had trouble removing his jewelery. Could have made a friend for life. An experience you'd never forget.

[Blake]

i don't think there is anything i can add to this that hasn't already been said.

[tHegeRm]

Originally Posted by Quick6EF

Wait where does it pierce exactly...? no h


im not googling it either

It's the worst one, thru da 5 hole.

Ouch.

[SchlauCow]

keep in mind you've also likely shaken hands with:

-someone who molested a child
-someone who fisted another person
-someone who fisted him/herself

the list goes on and on. just imagine it.