[Tondtar]

"Fat Girls are like mopeds, they are fun to ride but you wouldn't want your friends to see you on one." - Unknown



Please share your own take on the subject matter

[CollinsE90]

Yo mama's so fat, on Halloween she says "Trick or Meatloaf!

[Memphis1]

Yo mama so fat, when she goes to a restaurant, she looks at the menu and says "okay!"

[PINeely]

Yo mama's so fat, the escape velocity at her surface exceeds 3e8 m/s.

Eh, I had a physics exam today.

[Tondtar]

Hey ...Hey ...Hey ...This is not a "Yo Mama" thread.

Only post your "Fat Girl" stuff

[Feyd]

Are you gonna take me home tonight
Ah down beside that red firelight
Are you gonna let it all hang out
Fat bottomed girls
You make the rockin' world go round ....

Queen - Fat Bottomed Girls

[Peanuto]

From my drunken escapades I have learned the following. I don't know if they're just hungry or what, but fat girls give amazing head.

[CollinsE90]

Originally Posted by Peanuto

From my drunken escapades I have learned the following. I don't know if they're just hungry or what, but fat girls give amazing head.

probably because you were so drunk you forgot you fucked another fat chick right before and your dick tastes like fried chicken

[PINeely]

We have a party system to prevent accidental fat-girl (or homoerotic) encounters while intoxicated. Guys know it but girls don't. At a party as people come through the door you hand all guys a white or blue glow stick necklace. Fat or nasty-looking girls get a yellow glow stick and the hot girls get a red one. When you get hammered you only have to shoot for the red glow sticks.

[CollinsE90]

Originally Posted by PINeely

We have a party system to prevent accidental fat-girl (or homoerotic) encounters while intoxicated. Guys know it but girls don't. At a party as people come through the door you hand all guys a white or blue glow stick necklace. Fat or nasty-looking girls get a yellow glow stick and the hot girls get a red one. When you get hammered you only have to shoot for the red glow sticks.

how about do what i do, if there is a hopping party with a shit ton of hot chicks, i drink enough to get a buzz and ACT more drunk than i am so the girls feel like i will "forget" anything that happens, wham bam boda bing never see her again

[PINeely]

That's an option, but its easy to get carried away on the alcohol sometimes. It's a failsafe, not a score-system.

[CollinsE90]

Originally Posted by PINeely

That's an option, but its easy to get carried away on the alcohol sometimes. It's a failsafe, not a score-system.

the whole reason girls go to clubs or parties is to get laid, or drink, most of the time just get laid...

reason? bc girls are insecure about themselves even if they are pretty hott, being drunk makes them think we wont judge or better yet even remember...so just appear drunk, not screaming on top of tables, just fake stumble and grab her to hold you up etc...and your in the bag as long as you dont step on your dick

if you are TOOOO drunk, your dick wont work anyways and you wind up throwing up on yourself and not getting laid anyways, there is a fine line to walk, some are better than others

[PINeely]

Aaaah playing the game. Feels so good when it works out!

If your dick doesn't work, nothing a roll of tape and a popsicle stick can't fix.

[Alexander]

I go porking every now and then its fun, but I'm not talking that fat 20-30 lbs overweight insane tits...

[CollinsE90]

Originally Posted by Aonarch

I go porking every now and then its fun, but I'm not talking that fat 20-30 lbs overweight insane tits...

suuuuurrreee, its ok just admit you like the bacon

[JayKay335i]

Fat girls aren't people.

[Dan in PA]

Originally Posted by JayKay335i

Fat girls aren't people.

[syl2us]

Originally Posted by Aonarch

Ohh ok, fine fuck it I love the bacon!

My gf is 5'7" 120 and my f' buddy is 5'2" 105.

No fatties for me!

I cant wait till your gf reads this...

[Dan in PA]

Originally Posted by syl2us

I cant wait till your gf reads this...

It's gonna be like that thread on the Acura forums lol

[Spec 1]

Originally Posted by JayKay335i

Fat girls aren't people.

Could be true, at least not one person. Maybe multiple.

Originally Posted by Dan in PA

It's gonna be like that thread on the Acura forums lol

Epic thread.

[Alexander]

Originally Posted by Dan in PA

It's gonna be like that thread on the Acura forums lol

Lol... Yeah I know. Oh well. I'll be doing this myself

[Dan in PA]

Originally Posted by Aonarch

Lol... Yeah I know. Oh well. I'll be doing this myself

It'll be worth the lulz.