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This explains everything now! Finally. You aren't bat-shit crazy. You're a f'n hobbit. A hobbit that reads Diary of a Wimpy Kid and needs a damn pedicure and maid.
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05-13-2020, 09:51 AM | #1148 |
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What in the F?!?!?! Please tell me he's not eating those chips off that rug.... I can't even look.
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05-13-2020, 09:53 AM | #1149 |
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I'm still wearing my 3+ year old white/blue nike monarchs.
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05-13-2020, 11:49 AM | #1150 | |
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05-13-2020, 12:16 PM | #1151 |
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Agreed. A feeble attempt at comedy has yielded adverse results.
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05-14-2020, 09:52 AM | #1152 | |
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05-14-2020, 10:58 AM | #1153 |
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You blacked out?
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05-14-2020, 12:14 PM | #1155 | |
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That particular Diary of a Wimpy story is pretty racy. That mixed with pickles and mayo can do a number on young pre-pubescent boys. Makes as much sense as anything else you've posted thus far. Got a copy of Harold and the Purple Crayon in that shoe box library? |
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05-14-2020, 12:25 PM | #1157 |
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What helps? The book, the empty bottle of vodka on your floor or the drug test? Please tell me you clean before you bring little girls home.....
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Aiyah i replied to rudy and no i just have it just cuz. Thats a old bottle oh and dont mind sandal tan LOL
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We are loving this game of "WTF is that in the background?"
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05-14-2020, 12:36 PM | #1161 |
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Keep the posts coming. I'm loving this!!
Always interesting to see other peoples view on things in general.
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