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      09-02-2014, 10:53 AM   #45
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Sorry I did it from my iPhone and it was little faces... Then it shows up as blobs... Hope you had a good trip tho ;-)
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She must hate you leaving you with a 135i with AT.
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She must not give you much of an allowance seeing that you "only" drive a 135!
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She must not give you much of an allowance seeing that you "only" drive a 135!
Dude I don't know lol... for someone that makes 30 mil a year, I kind of thought my weekly allowance of $500 a week was somewhat low...

On the other hand... I do get a G550 jet to use for anything as long as I beat it up properly
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Ask her nicely if she'll get you something newer/nicer than a 5-year old 1-seris!
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Dude I don't know lol... for someone that makes 30 mil a year, I kind of thought my weekly allowance of $500 a week was somewhat low...

On the other hand... I do get a G550 jet to use for anything as long as I beat it up properly
Alright, so post up a picture of you and her. Lets see what you're working with.
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I asked her for either an M3 or M5... she was willing to compromise on a Honda Odyssey or Toyota Prius...

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Trust me, I know who she is. Long before you said she was your wife.


If you were smart enough, you would have known to lie that you are a lawyer and investor, not a stay at home dad. Also, your net worth would put you far above a 135i. You would have about 5 M3's and not blink an eye.


Good try though, troll.
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Ah, so perhaps the mere $500 a week allowance and low key 135i is starting to make sense

And different part of the country...
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Hey, you'd be surprised what kind things people ingrain in their own minds to where they think it's true.


Are you a cat fish?


Also, touche. You got me good. Now it feels like a Monday. LOL
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haha... it took a while
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No...., it took way too long. About 5 posts too long.





I digress. You've won the internet today.
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