What do you all do for a living?

mattburch · 08-30-2014, 02:31 AM

Hey all!

You all have some great looking cars on here and a lot of the new M3/M4 owners look pretty young, so I was just curious to see what you all do for a living! (if you are comfortable with sharing, that is

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Nkc · 08-30-2014, 08:15 AM

During the day I am I disposable lighter repairman and at night I am a defective condom inspector.

ddk632 · 08-30-2014, 09:34 AM

Orange salesman, street corner

ShopVac · 08-30-2014, 10:17 AM

Hot dog vendor - actually work 1 block down from ddk632.

upstatedoc · 08-30-2014, 10:19 AM

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Originally Posted by mattburch

I was just curious to see what you all do for a living!

Computer hacker. I'm already having a field day with your credit card number on ebay.

Devant · 08-30-2014, 10:53 AM

Professional fluffer (no homo)

P1 · 08-30-2014, 11:00 AM

Tastemaker
Entrepreneur
Digital Evangelist
Futurist
Social Media Curator
Innovation Sherpa
Director of Innovation

954Stealth · 08-30-2014, 11:05 AM

I'm working on a time travel device for DARPA.
After work I'm a gigolo.

M_Six · 08-30-2014, 11:09 AM

Mr. Fix-it

Litos · 08-30-2014, 11:30 AM

I work at Target....

I love using the meat slicer...

plus, I get discounts on everything in the store...

imagine getting hookups on video games, ice cream and hand soap !!!!!

Nkc · 08-30-2014, 11:36 AM

On the side I also collect soiled woman's panties and sell it to vending machine distributors in Japan.

ShopVac · 08-30-2014, 12:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Litos

I work at Target....
I love using the meat slicer...
plus, I get discounts on everything in the store...
imagine getting hookups on video games, ice cream and hand soap !!!!!

Whoa - wait a minute, your Target has a meat slicer? You guys hiring, tell them I'm willing to relocate.

P1 · 08-30-2014, 01:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Litos

I work at Target....

I love using the meat slicer...

plus, I get discounts on everything in the store...

imagine getting hookups on video games, ice cream and hand soap !!!!!

I used to date this girl and her brother worked in the seafood department at HEB. Everything I bought was always rung up as the cheapest cut of meat. Good times...

Litos · 08-30-2014, 01:12 PM

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Originally Posted by ShopVac

Whoa - wait a minute, your Target has a meat slicer? You guys hiring, tell them I'm willing to relocate.

meat slicer is all mine....

had to take a special Meat Operations Class that Target sent me to after I got my sign on bonus....

so yeah, we're not hiring....

2011CrazE89 · 08-30-2014, 01:32 PM

I raise chickens. Not just ordinary chickens. Talking chickens.

squishy · 08-30-2014, 01:34 PM

Prostitution

Razzy · 08-30-2014, 01:44 PM

I'm a house wife. I'm not married nor am I a woman.

Litos · 08-30-2014, 04:17 PM

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Originally Posted by Razzy

I'm a house wife. I'm not married nor am I a woman.

I chuckled

MrPrena · 08-30-2014, 07:16 PM

unemployed.

ha! beat you all!

Ben2k9 · 08-30-2014, 08:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Nkc

During the day I am I disposable lighter repairman and at night I am a defective condom inspector.

funny...during my bachelor days in NYC I would tell women I was a cigarette lighter repairman. It came off way more appealing than talking about my Wall St. job

P1 · 08-30-2014, 09:22 PM

Where is the OP? I think he was hoping to find a job so he can buy an M3/M4. Some feedback might be nice?

ucmike · 08-31-2014, 08:30 PM

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Originally Posted by P1et

Where is the OP? I think he was hoping to find a job so he can buy an M3/M4. Some feedback might be nice?

The second I read the title of the post, I knew the responses...not sure what he was expecting.

Anyway...don't be a Bieber paparazzi...that's what I do and I cant afford an M4!

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