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      01-23-2009, 11:19 AM   #23
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I'm a big fan.....my car is a stick so its a bit tricky, i'm glad BMW saw it fit to put cruise control in my car! My car is so low though that its only possible at night unless you want to give everyone a show, which I dont.
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BJ's are welcome anytime anywhere.
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      01-23-2009, 11:23 AM   #25
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It can be done in a stick. Very easily.
sssooooo sarrahhh...how aree yaaaa
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sssooooo sarrahhh...how aree yaaaa
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      01-23-2009, 11:45 AM   #27
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Seriously in a manual not a problem at all, I would just recommend a long road with no major turns or say a freeway. The best is when you can have your girl shift for you with a mouthful. It takes just takes communication fellas.

Oh one other side note if you are in an automatic, I would suggest being weary of stoplight's since the stiffening of the leg when the old geyser is about to blow can be a bitch with red lights, and not being able to stop since at that moment your are only focused on letting shit fly.

Can you say experienced much?

Hopefully my advice can find yourself enjoying many ultimate drives, and your lady with a mouthful... Happy suckin ladies, and bustin fellas.
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only if the car im drving is tinted.
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I’d probably forget I was driving and end up crashing, burning, and dying :S lol.
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I’d probably forget I was driving and end up crashing, burning, and dying :S lol.
Multitasking ftw
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I’d probably forget I was driving and end up crashing, burning, and dying :S lol.
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      01-23-2009, 12:09 PM   #34
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It can be done in a stick. Very easily.
thats the spirit!
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I would say it's doable in a manual, but not easy. If you are constantly having to shift, it disrupts the flow..lol. Anyway, i've only had it done on either the freeway or PCH at night when traffic was light (when i had a manual). That's why my current car is an step...j/k. If there are secrets to make it easier, please share.
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It can be done in a stick. Very easily.
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Multitasking ftw
Hey Sara, I figured you'd be all over this thread!
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Hey Sara, I figured you'd be all over this thread!
Figured you guys would want a females perspective.
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      01-23-2009, 12:51 PM   #38
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Been there, done that.
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The best is getting one when on a road trip.
I open the sunroof shade and slowly cruise by the semi truckers.
Give a look up. If they look down, I give a smile and move along.

I've had 2 semi truckers toot their horn in approval.

This may be TMI but for some fucked up reason, I can last forever when driving and getting a BJ. The lady wears out long before I do. Maybe it's because I'm also paying attention to the road. I have to pull over to finish. Just a tip for those of you who don't or haven't tried getting blown while driving. Give it a shot may be the longest BJ in your life!

Oh and pics of Sara ftw.
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driving a 6mt... no problems getting head while youre cruising on the highway. only thing is that while i was getting head, i was having a hard time concentrating on driving so i was in the slow lane travelling at 40mph when everyone else was going at about 70-75 on the interstate. i am sure some people must have thought i was an idiot for driving so darn slow.
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i try to maintain a safe cruising speed as to maintain a constant speed without having to brake and shift...therefore i end up driving like a grandma.
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no way in hell dude! a guy who lived the down the street from me was getting head while driving, he got into an accident and next thing u know his dick is in her mouth a few yards away from his body. yes his dick got cutoff.
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