BJ While Driving?

theplayer · 01-23-2009, 03:14 AM

Would you welcome it or no?

kevinbahnz · 01-23-2009, 03:21 AM

BJ's are welcome anytime anywhere.

theplayer · 01-23-2009, 03:25 AM

I can just see it now someone gets in an accident from like his leg shaking, and cop is like, "so what happend?" the guy that was getting the bj, "well you see officer...I uh... well I was getting a bj, and my leg twitched and hit the brakes?"

lvwirelessguy · 01-23-2009, 03:26 AM

DCT makes it easier

schnell325 · 01-23-2009, 03:26 AM

al la The World According to Garp...although that car was parked at the time.

theplayer · 01-23-2009, 03:28 AM

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Originally Posted by lvwirelessguy

DCT makes it easier

ROFLMAO!!!!!!!! SO TRUE

NYBMW335 · 01-23-2009, 07:13 AM

yeah its a little harder :driving a 6MT

. But always welcome.

STUNT-MAN-HANS · 01-23-2009, 07:42 AM

now im conflicted about this one. i awnsered yes of course but you could die if moving!

now while my lady loves the penis

she refuses to do this and i cant really blame her. not to mention if you do crash even a little fender bender whats going to be her first reaction? CHOMP

either way even if the accident is fatal can you imagine the mother in law finding out hahahaha like the police would all be like yeah your daughter died with her mouth on stunt mans junk

not the most dignified way to go

but like i said i would risk being killed in a fiery reck or even having it bit off as i believe its worth the risk

c0nstant · 01-23-2009, 07:44 AM

gtfo to anyone who votes no

koreez88 · 01-23-2009, 08:23 AM

Not safe, but GOOOOOOOOOOD

Dmitriy@AUTOcouture · 01-23-2009, 08:26 AM

I can't wait till the people with the best responses get in on this thread.

Sara · 01-23-2009, 10:08 AM

Ziplock baggies ftw.

Eisenmann Equipped · 01-23-2009, 10:15 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by theplayer

Would you welcome it or no?

Dude, youre wrong for even considering giving a blowjob while youre driving.
First, its gay and second, very unsafe! But... do what you do.

Mu Mu · 01-23-2009, 10:19 AM

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Originally Posted by Eisenmann Equipped

Dude, youre wrong for even considering giving a blowjob while youre driving.
First, its gay and second, very unsafe! But... do what you do.

3lusive · 01-23-2009, 10:19 AM

!Xoible · 01-23-2009, 10:22 AM

no way in hell dude! a guy who lived the down the street from me was getting head while driving, he got into an accident and next thing u know his dick is in her mouth a few yards away from his body. yes his dick got cutoff.

Eisenmann Equipped · 01-23-2009, 10:23 AM

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Originally Posted by ///Mantis

no way in hell dude! a guy who lived the down the street from me was getting head while driving, he got into an accident and next thing u know his dick is in her mouth a few yards away from his body. yes his dick got cutoff.

Ive heard of stories like that too.

Sara · 01-23-2009, 10:32 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by damadama

I dont like getting road head in my car cuz i have a stick, but when the lady-friend lets me roll around in her lexus wi th the automatic she can felate me all she wants

It can be done in a stick. Very easily.

aut0sh0cker · 01-23-2009, 10:35 AM

Not the way I drive LOL. that would kill someone

!Xoible · 01-23-2009, 10:38 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by damadama

I dont like getting road head in my car cuz i have a stick, but when the lady-friend lets me roll around in her lexus wi th the automatic she can felate me all she wants

if i see someone on the freeway in second gear i know what they're doing

Sara · 01-23-2009, 10:49 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ///Mantis

if i see someone on the freeway in second gear i know what they're doing

Sniz · 01-23-2009, 10:52 AM

I'm a big fan.....my car is a stick so its a bit tricky, i'm glad BMW saw it fit to put cruise control in my car! My car is so low though that its only possible at night unless you want to give everyone a show, which I dont.

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01-23-2009, 08:23 AM	#10
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Sara Lieutenant General 5887 Rep 17,879 Posts Drives: A car Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Nola iTrader: (6)	Ziplock baggies ftw.
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aut0sh0cker meh 125 Rep 1,752 Posts Drives: E92 335i, 997.2 C4S Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: 91362 iTrader: (2)	Not the way I drive LOL. that would kill someone
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