Spent 5 years of my life starving so I could build this m***** F*****

FanboyBMW · 04-24-2014, 03:39 AM

FanboyBMW · 04-24-2014, 03:47 AM

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FanboyBMW · 04-24-2014, 03:49 AM

I could seriously not stop laughing

Chihuahua · 04-24-2014, 06:06 AM

Maryland.

MediaArtist · 04-24-2014, 09:47 AM

Ugh. I get uncomfortable when people get too personal during car meets. Let's just stick to cars, and not a diatribe about the ex-wife, kids, and child support.

son_of_siggy · 04-24-2014, 10:28 AM

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Originally Posted by MediaArtist

Ugh. I get uncomfortable when people get too personal during car meets. Let's just stick to cars, and not a diatribe about the ex-wife, kids, and child support.

Haha totally agree. Hate when it turns into the quasi therapy session.

Talk about awkward . . . I had a guy pumping gas once tell me it was his bday but no family had visited and he was questioning living.

Alpine435i · 04-24-2014, 10:59 AM

This video made me so much happier about my life.

gonzo · 04-24-2014, 11:10 AM

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Originally Posted by MediaArtist

Ugh. I get uncomfortable when people get too personal during car meets. Let's just stick to cars, and not a diatribe about the ex-wife, kids, and child support.

Raise cellphone.
Look at cellphone screen with great interest.
Say "not again".
Say "excuse me".
Walk away while saying "hello".
Listen to nothing with great interest while walking even further away.

MediaArtist · 04-24-2014, 11:23 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by gonzo

Raise cellphone.
Look at cellphone screen with great interest.
Say "not again".
Say "excuse me".
Walk away while saying "hello".
Listen to nothing with great interest while walking even further away.

Sebringjetta · 04-24-2014, 02:58 PM

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Originally Posted by gonzo

Raise cellphone.
Look at cellphone screen with great interest.
Say "not again".
Say "excuse me".
Walk away while saying "hello".
Listen to nothing with great interest while walking even further away.

or just dont show an interest in cars like his...problem solved

FanboyBMW · 04-24-2014, 03:02 PM

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Originally Posted by son_of_siggy

Haha totally agree. Hate when it turns into the quasi therapy session.

Talk about awkward . . . I had a guy pumping gas once tell me it was his bday but no family had visited and he was questioning living.

well shit guys; when a person starts talking to you like that, at least for a moment be nice and make him feel wanted... might make his day. Still stay distant so you don't get too engaged in conversation; sometimes i like to start acting weirder than the guy whos bothering me so they go away. I had a crackhead woman come up to me and try to sell me used pants from a little girl.. i started pretending i had severe and violent schizophrenia and it scared her away

gonzo · 04-24-2014, 03:25 PM

^

My post was just a way of getting out of a situation.

Once someone loses my attention, it's doubtful to return.

Skippy in the video:
Hey, if he's happy...rock on with your bad self, but I need to take this call. Excuse me.

skypx · 04-24-2014, 03:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MediaArtist

Ugh. I get uncomfortable when people get too personal during car meets. Let's just stick to cars, and not a diatribe about the ex-wife, kids, and child support.

Just one of the many reasons why I'll never go to a car meet unless I know all the people who are attending.

It's refreshing to see he's so passionate about his car though.

gonzo · 04-24-2014, 04:00 PM

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Originally Posted by Sebringjetta

or just dont show an interest in cars like his...problem solved

Like his?
I have an interest in all types. Especially turds given some life.
He could have had, a personal favorite, a cherry Sunbeam Tiger.
Start up the blah, blah blaaaaah and keep it up...grabbing the phone like Clint Eastwood.

All I/we were saying is, leave the backpack with your laundry, whine and cheese in it at home please.
We all have issues but keep that stuff with friends and family.

Used pants from a crackhead.

MediaArtist · 04-24-2014, 04:22 PM

Worst vent/rant I had to endure recently was at C&C in Irvine. Guy with a brand new 991, long twirly white beard, and vietnam-era looking army cap. He looked more at home on a Chopper than a 991 Porsche.

I went over and said "Man that's a beautiful looking new car, doesn't even have plates yet."

He replies, "Yup, best thing I got out of the divorce. Sold the house, took my half, and decided I wasn't going to listen to no one and just do what I want. Bought a Porsche, got me a fat assed young girlfriend, and now my life is 20x better than it was with the old fat cow."

I looked around for a quick escape, and managed to mutter, "Uh... yeah I'm going to get a donut and coffee, be right back dude."

I don't get why people blurt out their personal business so easily these days.

Nkc · 04-24-2014, 10:49 PM

I thought "cool story bro" was universal?

MisterSkiMask · 04-24-2014, 11:31 PM

Somebody had two kids with this guy

lsmkr01 · 04-25-2014, 03:42 PM

Wow... just wow. The guys prized (possibly only) possession is a steaming pile of poop

ptack · 04-25-2014, 08:38 PM

If only he could put that time and effort into something more useful.

zx10guy · 04-26-2014, 08:42 PM

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Originally Posted by ptack

If only he could put that time and effort into something more useful.

Getting a job and paying child support.........

majin ssj eric · 04-26-2014, 10:01 PM

Let's not hate too much guys. To each his own. I used to love that model Eclipse when I was a teenager...

Efthreeoh · 04-27-2014, 07:13 AM

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Originally Posted by MisterSkiMask

Somebody had two kids with this guy

Alcohol...

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MediaArtist There is No Substitute 77 Rep 1,186 Posts Drives: Audi A6, 997 GT3 RS, E90 335i Join Date: Apr 2010 Location: Laguna Beach, CA iTrader: (0)	Worst vent/rant I had to endure recently was at C&C in Irvine. Guy with a brand new 991, long twirly white beard, and vietnam-era looking army cap. He looked more at home on a Chopper than a 991 Porsche. I went over and said "Man that's a beautiful looking new car, doesn't even have plates yet." He replies, "Yup, best thing I got out of the divorce. Sold the house, took my half, and decided I wasn't going to listen to no one and just do what I want. Bought a Porsche, got me a fat assed young girlfriend, and now my life is 20x better than it was with the old fat cow." I looked around for a quick escape, and managed to mutter, "Uh... yeah I'm going to get a donut and coffee, be right back dude." I don't get why people blurt out their personal business so easily these days. __________________ '13 Audi A6 '07 Porsche GT3 RS '08 BMW E90 335i
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