[schneid4323]

13 B Eers In 45 Mintues.


Win.

[NPDAN]

b careful

[NaTuReB0Y]

7 coronas and counting.......and kickin' everyone's ass in poker.

btw..........home game..........

[L~R~G nor cal]

Drinking off the fight with my girlfriend. Girls are about as stupid. I wish my car had tits and a pussy.

[Kiemyster]

^^^ i know what u mean. my dream come true was if my car had tits and a pussy. lol, that would solve the emissions problem because she will never need to fill up on petrol again. fuck that, protein shakes all the way, ill bring the protein, she'll bring the shake!

holy fuck. did i just put myself in a scenario with my car? fuck. i guess im not alone.

[L~R~G nor cal]

Just think how pumped your girl would be if she was your car. lol. always spending moeny on her like crazy, always knowing what u think and want, always making sure she is taken care of and making sure nothing happens to her. the list goes on and on. today my girl tried to tell me i spend too much money on my car and i should spend that money on a trip to mexico for us. lol. i told her i will get more enjoyment spending the money on my car. iv been to mexico before and its nothing special. if it were vegas, total different story!

[Kiemyster]

^^^

i would have bitch slapped that hoe. all my girls know never to question, or compare themselves to my car. the car always has, and always WILL win.

except to my el salvadorian honey. thats one girl.... well. life/death situation had to come between her and the car... id have to take her.

*has second thoughts*

[L~R~G nor cal]

She is starting to get the point. Two days ago she hit her high heels on my side skirts and I kid u not I told her if she did that again I would leave her ass whereever we were and I would not care what happened to her. Then she told me no pussy enless I take that back, and I gave in. Pussy is powerful. But I said it to her again when I pulled out! LOL! PAYBACK!!!

[mpimping]

don't choke on your own vomit and stay away from ledges...

[NaTuReB0Y]

if your car was a girl.......you'll definitely get tired of her according to the law of marginal utility.

[schneid4323]

god dammit, i get on my computer and I made this thread.....

[NoKids]

Originally Posted by schneid4323

13 B Eers In 45 Mintues.


Win.

put me in your will.

all i want is the bimmer.

[schneid4323]

Originally Posted by NoKids

put me in your will.

all i want is the bimmer.

why? I wasnt driving.

[NoKids]

Originally Posted by schneid4323

why? I wasnt driving.

maybe now is a good time to get behind that wheel.

lol

[toofasttooslow]

Originally Posted by schneid4323

13 B Eers In 45 Mintues.


Win.

I'll bet $1000 bucks that you're full of shit and that you didn't drink 13 beers in 45 minutes.

[325 Baller]

haha it was really 3 he accidently put 1 infront

[toofasttooslow]

Hell, make it 5 thousand....

Considering the "average" human stomach holds about a quart of food/liquid and can expand to hold about 3 quarts before it violently starts expelling. And you consumed 1.21 gallons in that timeframe? 1.21 gallons == ~4.5 litres. Take into consideration about a half litre digested ever half hour (if you gi tract is running at full bore which it is not due to the alcohol) and you still have 4 litres in your belly. So let's assume that your dumbass was really able to handle all that liquor and not be admitted to the local ER (which you most certainly would have gone if you indeed drank 13 beers in 45 minutes)you still would have not physically been to hold all of that liquid and still function.


Next time do 13 shots of 80 proof vodka in 45 minutes and try to type anything. Hell... try to even stay conscious or breathe for that matter.

I say breathe because you will undoubtedly end up in the ER getting your stomach pumped and quite possibly dead if you are ever foolish enough to try it.

[schneid4323]

Originally Posted by gum5h03

I'll bet $1000 bucks that you're full of shit and that you didn't drink 13 beers in 45 minutes.

can we add another $1000 that says 2 glasses of wine didnt go with it

[schneid4323]

Originally Posted by gum5h03

Hell, make it 5 thousand....

Considering the "average" human stomach holds about a quart of food/liquid and can expand to hold about 3 quarts before it violently starts expelling. And you consumed 1.21 gallons in that timeframe? 1.21 gallons == ~4.5 litres. Take into consideration about a half litre digested ever half hour (if you gi tract is running at full bore which it is not due to the alcohol) and you still have 4 litres in your belly. So let's assume that your dumbass was really able to handle all that liquor and not be admitted to the local ER (which you most certainly would have gone if you indeed drank 13 beers in 45 minutes)you still would have not physically been to hold all of that liquid and still function.


Next time do 13 shots of 80 proof vodka in 45 minutes and try to type anything. Hell... try to even stay conscious or breathe for that matter.

I say breathe because you will undoubtedly end up in the ER getting your stomach pumped and quite possibly dead if you are ever foolish enough to try it.

Ok, want me to win a hotdog eating contest now too? Im a texan, I eat alot, I drink alot more.

[toofasttooslow]

Are you any relation to him?

[NaTuReB0Y]

Hmmmmmmmm......my friend could down a pitcher of beer in a minute or two.

okay......maybe 3 minutes.

That's about a six pack..........

[toofasttooslow]

Originally Posted by NaTuReB0Y

Hmmmmmmmm......my friend could down a pitcher of beer in a minute or two.

okay......maybe 3 minutes.

That's about a six pack..........

A standard pitcher is 60 ounces ... 5 beers if your beers are 12oz. Has your friend done that 3 times in 45 minutes?