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      10-30-2007, 10:31 PM   #1
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Lightsaber battle

So me and my buddy were smoking in my bathroom

So I grabbed a flashlight and relized because the smoke it was like a lightsaber. "We must do battle"

So he grabbed the other, and we had a 5 minute lightsaber battle that got intense, so i jedi drop kicked him into the glass shower.

His flashlight pwned the glass shower.......
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      10-30-2007, 10:40 PM   #2
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Charles, I went surfing in Hawaii one time and I remember falling down from a wave and hitting the bottom of the ocean. And there I saw Squidward masterbating. What barnacle creature do you think he jacked off to.
A. krab
B.whale
C.Kenny Smith's mother in law

I dont know why i typed this here...
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      10-30-2007, 10:49 PM   #3
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      10-30-2007, 11:01 PM   #4
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exactly.
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      10-30-2007, 11:29 PM   #5
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      10-31-2007, 12:01 AM   #6
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      10-31-2007, 12:17 AM   #8
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wait is nikki laughing at something i posted?

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An appropriate picture is coming in a few minutes, let me look through my collection.

Edit: Ah, here we are. First, an explanation of the thread. Next, my contribution to the thread to continue it's senselessness.
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      10-31-2007, 01:03 AM   #11
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An appropriate picture is coming in a few minutes, let me look through my collection.

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HAHAHAHAHAHA..... LOL @ THE MANATEE

OH MAN!!! I HAVENT LAUGHED AT A PICTURE LIKE THAT IN A LONG TIME...
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Yeah, flashlights." I'm thinking more like the movie "Skin Deep."

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wait is nikki laughing at something i posted?

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God u guys are soo jokes.
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wow... so you were in the bathroom getting high, grabbed your shlongs, you got off first, and blew your load onto him and he handed in the shower??


Just joking;; LOL
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wow... so you were in the bathroom getting high, grabbed your shlongs, you got off first, and blew your load onto him and he handed in the shower??


Just joking;; LOL
probably right...
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Charles, I went surfing in Hawaii one time and I remember falling down from a wave and hitting the bottom of the ocean. And there I saw Squidward masterbating. What barnacle creature do you think he jacked off to.
A. krab
B.whale
C.Kenny Smith's mother in law

I dont know why i typed this here...

rofl
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