10-30-2007, 10:31 PM | #1 |
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Lightsaber battle
So me and my buddy were smoking in my bathroom
So I grabbed a flashlight and relized because the smoke it was like a lightsaber. "We must do battle" So he grabbed the other, and we had a 5 minute lightsaber battle that got intense, so i jedi drop kicked him into the glass shower. His flashlight pwned the glass shower....... |
10-30-2007, 10:40 PM | #2 |
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Charles, I went surfing in Hawaii one time and I remember falling down from a wave and hitting the bottom of the ocean. And there I saw Squidward masterbating. What barnacle creature do you think he jacked off to.
A. krab B.whale C.Kenny Smith's mother in law I dont know why i typed this here... |
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10-31-2007, 12:17 AM | #7 |
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10-31-2007, 12:43 AM | #9 |
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An appropriate picture is coming in a few minutes, let me look through my collection.
Edit: Ah, here we are. First, an explanation of the thread. Next, my contribution to the thread to continue it's senselessness.
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10-31-2007, 01:03 AM | #11 | |
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OH MAN!!! I HAVENT LAUGHED AT A PICTURE LIKE THAT IN A LONG TIME...
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10-31-2007, 01:32 AM | #12 |
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Yeah, flashlights." I'm thinking more like the movie "Skin Deep."
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10-31-2007, 08:39 AM | #13 |
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pictures of the owned shower plz
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The weirdness is strong with this one.
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10-31-2007, 12:59 PM | #19 |
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wow... so you were in the bathroom getting high, grabbed your shlongs, you got off first, and blew your load onto him and he handed in the shower??
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10-31-2007, 02:17 PM | #20 |
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probably right...
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