[MoreCowbell]

Had some downtime while I ate lunch today, so I thought i'd compile the random thoughts I had while I ate. This will give you a good idea of how my mind works.

I may need to be insitutionalized....

-The roast Turkey in the Cafeteria here isn't bad. In fact it's quite tasty.
-Other than those people who work out of their homes, you'd be hard-pressed to find somebody with a better commute than my wife.
-The odds are 4:1 that a buddy of mine who is having child enters therapy as an adult stemming from something that happened while another buddy of mine was baby-sitting.
-In pursuit of Happiness was truly a great movie.
-Spin class is much harder than it looks.
-I can't bring myself to wear an athletic supporter but I do realize that sopping wet tighty whities are disgusting.
-Howard Stern had me laughing out loud this morning.
-My Doghas had a week-long bout with Diarrhea and is now eating only steamed chicken and brown rice from chinese place across the street
-I'll miss working with a lot of the people here when this project is over next month
-Why anybody in Manhattan would buy a frozen pizza from a supermarket is beyond me. We have Pizza shops on every block!!!
-I cannot get the rust spots off of my toilet. It looks like years of doody residue has finally discolored the porcelain.
-The amount of people who read religious books on the Subway is growing.
-Perhaps more runways would be a way to relieve crowding at the New York airports, yet I have no idea why this hasn't been mentioned as a viable option
-It's not possible to walk by a drug store and realize you don't need anything.
-People who own butcher shops and bakeries are enables to fat people
-I have no idea how people make deposits to "Internet-only" banks
-I can't figure out why Wendy's is the only fast-good chain to employ the automatic change makers
-It's a good thing I only work 5 days a week because my rectum needs the other 2 days to heal from the toilet paper here
-If you don't have your metrocard out and are still searching for it front of the turnstile, you should have your subway privileges revoked
-I want somebody to explain why we were able to figure out a way to eliminate the pits from growing in watermelons but we've been unable to get the melons themselves to grow 12 months a year
-If I were going to look for a job as buyer, it would be for Bed Bath and Beyond.
-It must be confusing to work in Subway and have to visually know the differences between the 3 types of white cheese they have available.
-My bathroom floor looks like the library of congress.
-I wonder if cotton candy could be made using Splenda
-I think there are more than just my balls in my ball-sack, because the nuts themselves aren't flush against the skin.
-Let's face it, if you accidentally get doody on your finger, you are going to smell it.
-There are very few things that Hindu's and Jews have in common, but Pita bread is one of them.
-I cannot believe the amount of mail I get from American express.

[EdmBimmer]

OMFG



I can't believe I just read that.

BTW, I picked my ass just to smell it. Gonna need to shit soon.

[UncleWede]

Seems normal enough to me . . . other than the NYC-specific musings.

[darkcloud]

Originally Posted by MoreCowbell

-Spin class is much harder than it looks.

It's not that hard. Maybe you're just low on stamina

Originally Posted by MoreCowbell

-I cannot believe the amount of mail I get from American express.

Way too much. I get something almost daily. Add another card, get the platinum, get a business card. They just don't stop.

[MoreCowbell]

Originally Posted by darkcloud

It's not that hard. Maybe you're just low on stamina

You make an interesting argument, but I run 10k in 48 minutes, 3 times per week, so thats not the case.

Maybe because it's just new to me

[BMW F22]

Pursuit of Happyness definitely was a good movie.

[darkcloud]

Originally Posted by MoreCowbell

Maybe because it's just new to me

Yeah, I'll admit the first class was a bitch. I had all the stamina in the world but my legs felt like they were going to give out. Although my ass hurt for the next week not from the pain of the work but the hardness of the seat. I'm thinking I should get one of those gel slip on seat covers lol

[Crimson92]

hmmmm.....wtf??

[Dmitriy@AUTOcouture]

Originally Posted by MoreCowbell

-In pursuit of Happiness was truly a great movie.

I have to disagree with this.

I think the movie was very irretating, although the book was excellent. If you haven't read it, do so ASAP. He actually tells you what he did after he got the job with Dean Witter and yes, he buys the red Ferrari.

[MoreCowbell]

Was the book the same name?

[MadDog]

Originally Posted by MoreCowbell

I may need to be institutionalized....

Yep. You're more than halfway there.....


(spelling error corrected)

[Ru$$ell]

lmao,dude your hilarious

Originally Posted by MoreCowbell

-Spin class is much harder than it looks.

^thats so true, the 1st time i went, i sat through the entire thing,now i'm a god damn addict :S , everytime i see n00bs come in to spin, i warn them not to stand up,just last week had a girl who did it for the 1st time, i warned her,she didnt take me on, 1 hour later,she came off the bike,fell off,got back up,fell back down,then she realized she couldnt walk after,lmao

[MoreCowbell]

Originally Posted by Russell2nr

^thats so true, the 1st time i went, i sat through the entire thing,now i'm a god damn addict :S , everytime i see n00bs come in to spin, i warn them not to stand up,just last week had a girl who did it for the 1st time, i warned her,she didnt take me on, 1 hour later,she came off the bike,fell off,got back up,fell back down,then she realized she couldnt walk after,lmao

-When you stand, how can stop from "bouncing" up and down?
-What the best way to know if the seat is adjusted correctly?

[Dmitriy@AUTOcouture]

Originally Posted by MoreCowbell

Was the book the same name?

Yep. Go HERE

[UncleWede]

Originally Posted by MoreCowbell

-What the best way to know if the seat is adjusted correctly?

Your "tiant" don't hurt

[darkcloud]

Originally Posted by MoreCowbell

-When you stand, how can stop from "bouncing" up and down?
-What the best way to know if the seat is adjusted correctly?

-Leg muscles and body control.

-it's all about your height. Your knee should be just slightly bent when the pedal is closest to the floor. When the pedal is parallel to the floor your knee should not overhang the mid-point of your foot.

[schneid4323]

when i read the intro i thought it was gonna be like "damn she would look hot tied up"....

[Ru$$ell]

Originally Posted by darkcloud

-Leg muscles and body control.

-it's all about your height. Your knee should be just slightly bent when the pedal is closest to the floor. When the pedal is parallel to the floor your knee should not overhang the mid-point of your foot.

yup,body control,it hurts like fcuk to do it though,you have to maintain your composure and just move your legs alone,hard as ass

[Kiemyster]

Originally Posted by Russell2nr

lmao,dude your hilarious




^thats so true, the 1st time i went, i sat through the entire thing,now i'm a god damn addict :S , everytime i see n00bs come in to spin, i warn them not to stand up,just last week had a girl who did it for the 1st time, i warned her,she didnt take me on, 1 hour later,she came off the bike,fell off,got back up,fell back down,then she realized she couldnt walk after,lmao

lol russell wut gym u go to? i know all the coolies love to go to the center of excellence ahah

[Year's_End]

:
This topic is brilliant.

[inabis]

Originally Posted by Bimmer Loyalist

:It's not possible to walk by a drug store and realize you don't need anything.

Yeah...and its not possible to walk into Wal-Mart without buying anything either

[TheLegacy]

Mine if you only knew what goes on in my head... I would've been locked away awhile ago. LOL