[Mr.Marvelous]

I've been doing so much reading on the new M3 right now. And I have some questions in my mind.

Almost every magazine or car show says that "the chasis is very communicative" or "the steering is very direct" and etc..

I had only a few cars in my life so I can't properly imagine what all this info means.

Can you guys help me to imagine what are things like:

-communicative chasis

- responsive /direct steering

- light footed in the corners

[Sedan_Clan]

Originally Posted by Mr.Marvelous

I've been doing so much reading on the new M3 right now. And I have some questions in my mind.

Almost every magazine or car show says that "the chasis is very communicative" or "the steering is very direct" and etc..

I had only a few cars in my life so I can't properly imagine what all this info means.

Can you guys help me to imagine what are things like:

-communicative chasis

- responsive /direct steering

- light footed in the corners

It's like...............and forgive me in advance, but..................it's like grabbing your unit while you're positioned over the porcelain, pointing, and firing a direct stream of micturition knowing exactly where it will hit in the bowl.................every time! If you wave the unit to the left, you know exactly what that stream will do. If you wave it to the right, the same applies. And we all know that early morning micturition is the BEST EVAR...yes...EVARRRRRRRR!!

Now imagine sitting in the driver's seat, the steering wheel controlling your automotive projectile; a huge metallic unit of sorts (...we all know that our vehicles are extensions of our units, right? ), and the asphalt is the equivalent of that toilet bowl. Point and shoot baby! Point and shoot!


/jest

[Crimson92]

whoa.....

[Sedan_Clan]

Originally Posted by Crimson92

whoa.....

Looks like the effort was successful

[Crimson92]

as odd as it seems....i guess it makes sense

[Year's_End]

...I guess that makes sense...yeah...let's go with that.

[Mr.Marvelous]

hmm... comparing my car according to my penis...

that wasn't the answer that I was hoing to get but whatever... I was helpful I guess..

[shiyan]

Originally Posted by Sedan_Clan

It's like...............and forgive me in advance, but..................it's like grabbing your unit while you're positioned over the porcelain, pointing, and firing a direct stream of micturition knowing exactly where it will hit in the bowl.................every time! If you wave the unit to the left, you know exactly what that stream will do. If you wave it to the right, the same applies. And we all know that early morning micturition is the BEST EVAR...yes...EVARRRRRRRR!!

Now imagine sitting in the driver's seat, the steering wheel controlling your automotive projectile; a huge metallic unit of sorts (...we all know that our vehicles are extensions of our units, right? ), and the asphalt is the equivalent of that toilet bowl. Point and shoot baby! Point and shoot!


/jest

epic

well the Z4's shape really does make it a penis car