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      09-03-2013, 06:18 PM   #1
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Polish woman sets a goal of banging 100000 men!

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Made me laugh because I thought for sure it would be a ton of guys responding to this thread before a woman would ha
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WTF is wrong with the bf? He should drop her like it's hot!
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OK, love doing the math. Assuming she remains sexually active until she is 81 (yuk, I know! ), she will have to have sex with an average of 32 guys PER WEEK for the next 60 years!!! That brings the term "sloppy seconds" (apologies in advance to the ladies!) to a whole new level for the boyfriend...
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OK, love doing the math. Assuming she remains sexually active until she is 81 (yuk, I know! ), she will have to have sex with an average of 32 guys PER WEEK for the next 60 years!!! That brings the term "sloppy seconds" (apologies in advance to the ladies!) to a whole new level for the boyfriend...
Well if she uses both orifices, she could have 64 guys per week
Thereby halving the time required
And if you consider oral as sex as a well (not the Clinton school of thought)
She could cut the time down to a third
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OK, love doing the math. Assuming she remains sexually active until she is 81 (yuk, I know! ), she will have to have sex with an average of 32 guys PER WEEK for the next 60 years!!! That brings the term "sloppy seconds" (apologies in advance to the ladies!) to a whole new level for the boyfriend...
2,000,000 minutes of sex based on her 20 min statement. Divide that by 60= 33,333.33 hours of sex. Divide that by 24=1388.88 days of sex. Divide that by 365 = 3.81 years of non stop sex or 198.12 weeks of non stop sex with random people every 20 minutes. that's disgusting
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Well if she uses both orifices, she could have 64 guys per week
Thereby halving the time required
And if you consider oral as sex as a well (not the Clinton school of thought)
She could cut the time down to a third
I like your thinking!
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You left off a zero in the header... Its 100,000, not 10,000. Yikes.
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You left off a zero in the header... Its 100,000, not 10,000. Yikes.
Fixed and holly shit... Lmao
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I wonder who'll be the lucky 100,000th guy! I bet he'll get an award and a nice packet explaining all the STD's he just received.
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The problem is not banging a 100,000 guys, the problem is finding 100,000 that would bang her
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She'll certainly be dredging the bottom of the barrel to make that happen. Regardless, I would touch her with your dick and someone else pushing!
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The problem is not banging a 100,000 guys, the problem is finding 100,000 that would bang her
This is what I was thinking.

I'd rate that hoe 2/10, one for each tit and that's about it. Would not bang.
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This is what I was thinking.

I'd rate that hoe 2/10, one for each tit and that's about it. Would not bang.
Same. I'd pass on that, even if she wasn't going to bang 100k guys.
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Made me laugh because I thought for sure it would be a ton of guys responding to this thread before a woman would ha
I thought it was a joke until I read the article. Her vagina has got to be full of infection by now. That's so gross.
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