How long to wait before you Hit It

Ehwnnc · 08-29-2013, 10:03 PM

Simple question: How long will you wait it out with a girl that wont let you fuck her?

Mr Tonka · 08-29-2013, 11:03 PM

i have fucked every female that i have asked. you must be doing it wrong.

Nkc · 08-29-2013, 11:06 PM

you sound like you want to rape her. Remember No means No but sometimes it means yes lol.

Ehwnnc · 08-29-2013, 11:18 PM

Ive been with the same girl for 5 years so im good. I was just asking a general question

Vic311 · 08-29-2013, 11:37 PM

She doesn't like you.....

Nkc · 08-29-2013, 11:38 PM

5 years and still haven't tapped that? DOOOOD!!!!

Inspired · 08-30-2013, 12:02 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mr Tonka

i have fucked every female that i have asked. you must be doing it wrong.

and how many is that?

Ehwnnc · 08-30-2013, 12:05 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Nkc

5 years and still haven't tapped that? DOOOOD!!!!

Haha no no I have

Nkc · 08-30-2013, 12:08 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mr Tonka

i have fucked every female that i have asked. you must be doing it wrong.

You forgot that you asked with a gun pointing at their head. Now that's the right way to get a yes almost every time like Tonka.

Mr Tonka · 08-30-2013, 12:40 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Inspired

and how many is that?

5....

3....

ok.....1 But i did it with her twice!!

Quote:

Originally Posted by Nkc

You forgot that you asked with a gun pointing at their head. Now that's the right way to get a yes almost every time like Tonka.

You don't need to do that when they are your cousin.

Inspired · 08-30-2013, 12:58 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mr Tonka

5....

3....

ok.....1 But i did it with her twice!!

You don't need to do that when they are your cousin.

lmao come on man.

Billup · 08-30-2013, 08:09 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mr Tonka

5....

3....

ok.....1 But i did it with her twice!!

You don't need to do that when they are your cousin.

LOL. That had me cracking up at my desk.

I usually wait at least 8 hours. If its any longer, the waiting game stops when I say it stops.

Foxrus14 · 08-30-2013, 08:12 AM

No means Yes...
Yes means in the Butt... Any questions?

ddk632 · 08-30-2013, 08:31 AM

5 years is definitely too long.

Not only could you have hit that by now, but you've had enough time to be divorced with a couple of kids wondering what the hell happened to your life.

Litos · 08-30-2013, 10:37 AM

i once made out with this chick in my room for about 20 minutes on our second date....

i intentionally got up and said "we need to stop".....

by week two she was on top of me taking the D - i asked her if she wanted to have my baby - she said yes.

next month it will be 7 years of marriage with two gorgeous kids...

when you know, you just know......

Wakka · 08-30-2013, 10:41 AM

by 2nd date if i havent got it in, i am doing something wrong or she isnt that into me.

sanf · 08-30-2013, 10:47 AM

you have a girl for 5 yrs and you are asking this type of a question. my guess is you are about to cheat.

MidwestGolfBum · 08-30-2013, 10:52 AM

Just remember, 3 no's equal a yes, I've never been turned down.

RandomHero · 08-30-2013, 11:06 AM

It could be worse. There’s a girl that works for my girlfriend who is 26 years old and has been with her boyfriend for 7 years. They don’t even make out and apparently have never done ANYTHING. Apparently, 1st base is holding hands, 2nd base is cuddling, 3rd base is kissing, and scoring means accidentally touching her boob when they hug.

I can’t imagine being in a relationship like that....then again, I hear that’s what marriage is like, lol.

JasonCSU · 08-30-2013, 11:38 AM

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Originally Posted by RandomHero

It could be worse. There’s a girl that works for my girlfriend who is 26 years old and has been with her boyfriend for 7 years. They don’t even make out and apparently have never done ANYTHING. Apparently, 1st base is holding hands, 2nd base is cuddling, 3rd base is kissing, and scoring means accidentally touching her boob when they hug.

I can’t imagine being in a relationship like that....then again, I hear that’s what marriage is like, lol.

That would be terrible. Over the years, many guys I have worked with have told me, "don't get married, it's not worth it." While it always seemed in jest, I wonder if any may have been serious.

Uber V8 · 08-30-2013, 11:38 AM

I usually wait 0 dates until I let a girl ride the D train....if she happens to be so lucky

Sara · 08-30-2013, 12:55 PM

about 5 hours

08-29-2013, 10:03 PM	#1
Ehwnnc Second Lieutenant 107 Rep 243 Posts Drives: 11 335i Join Date: Mar 2012 Location: North Carolina iTrader: (0)	How long to wait before you Hit It Simple question: How long will you wait it out with a girl that wont let you fuck her?
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Mr Tonka is probably out riding. 6062 Rep 2,292 Posts Drives: Something Italian Join Date: Feb 2009 Location: Sweatypeninsula iTrader: (0)	i have fucked every female that i have asked. you must be doing it wrong. __________________ "There is no greater tyranny than that which is perpetrated under the shield of the law and in the name of justice. -Charles de Secondat"
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Nkc NOOB 1607 Rep 1,356 Posts Drives: Cars Join Date: Oct 2011 Location: @BMWclassicdivision iTrader: (0)	you sound like you want to rape her. Remember No means No but sometimes it means yes lol. __________________ @BMWclassicdivision
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Ehwnnc Second Lieutenant 107 Rep 243 Posts Drives: 11 335i Join Date: Mar 2012 Location: North Carolina iTrader: (0)	Ive been with the same girl for 5 years so im good. I was just asking a general question
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Vic311 Banned 42 Rep 1,462 Posts Drives: 2011 e92 M3 Join Date: Dec 2012 Location: NY iTrader: (0)	She doesn't like you.....
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Nkc NOOB 1607 Rep 1,356 Posts Drives: Cars Join Date: Oct 2011 Location: @BMWclassicdivision iTrader: (0)	5 years and still haven't tapped that? DOOOOD!!!! __________________ @BMWclassicdivision
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Foxrus14 1 SLY 1 51 Rep 187 Posts Drives: 2014 328i work car... Join Date: Jan 2013 Location: Charlotte, NC iTrader: (0)	No means Yes... Yes means in the Butt... Any questions? __________________ 2014 328i - Mine 2012 135i M Sport - Wifey 2014 z28 Hennessey 650 package - Mine 2014 Harley Davidson Street Glide Special - Mine 2014 Harley Davidson Breakout - Wifey
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ddk632 Chief Senior Executive Managing VP of Orange Sales 600 Rep 2,578 Posts Drives: 17 BMW F87 M2 6MT MG HBDGR ! Join Date: Mar 2012 Location: Aventura, FL iTrader: (2)	5 years is definitely too long. Not only could you have hit that by now, but you've had enough time to be divorced with a couple of kids wondering what the hell happened to your life.
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Litos Banned 222 Rep 2,991 Posts Drives: 2012 Challenger RT Junk Join Date: Dec 2010 Location: Houston/Pearland iTrader: (1)	i once made out with this chick in my room for about 20 minutes on our second date.... i intentionally got up and said "we need to stop"..... by week two she was on top of me taking the D - i asked her if she wanted to have my baby - she said yes. next month it will be 7 years of marriage with two gorgeous kids... when you know, you just know......
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08-30-2013, 10:47 AM	#17
sanf Second Lieutenant 21 Rep 261 Posts Drives: F10 535XI Join Date: Jul 2011 Location: East Coast iTrader: (1)	you have a girl for 5 yrs and you are asking this type of a question. my guess is you are about to cheat.
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RandomHero Private First Class 27 Rep 160 Posts Drives: 2008 335i e92 Join Date: Apr 2013 Location: Austin,tx iTrader: (0)	It could be worse. There’s a girl that works for my girlfriend who is 26 years old and has been with her boyfriend for 7 years. They don’t even make out and apparently have never done ANYTHING. Apparently, 1st base is holding hands, 2nd base is cuddling, 3rd base is kissing, and scoring means accidentally touching her boob when they hug. I can’t imagine being in a relationship like that....then again, I hear that’s what marriage is like, lol.
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08-30-2013, 11:38 AM	#21
Uber V8 Volcano Knuckles 421 Rep 491 Posts Drives: 2017 Camaro SS 1LE Join Date: Aug 2011 Location: Los Angeles iTrader: (1)	I usually wait 0 dates until I let a girl ride the D train....if she happens to be so lucky
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08-30-2013, 12:55 PM	#22
Sara Lieutenant General 5887 Rep 17,879 Posts Drives: A car Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Nola iTrader: (6)	about 5 hours
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