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      09-26-2007, 02:32 PM   #1
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What's with all the Porn Avatars on this Board?

With all the boobage and booty pics you'd think this was some sex site not a BMW board
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      09-26-2007, 02:41 PM   #2
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With all the boobage and booty pics you'd think this was some sex site not a BMW board
Explanation #1:

a lot of guys buy BMWs thinking that the car will help get them laid...when they look in the mirror and realize they are old, or ugly, or whatever...they, sadly, turn to porn...

Explanation #2:

a BMW is an exciting car, with lots of power and a very well engineered design. porn excites, and most porn stars and net chicks have strategically engineered design and mods to rival many cars...


However you look at it...the avatar and signatures are all in fun...it, like a hot car, draws interest, and that keeps things exciting...

enjoy the scenery...
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Guys have a one track mind?
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nikki, i hate your sig.
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Explanation #1:

a lot of guys buy BMWs thinking that the car will help get them laid...when they look in the mirror and realize they are old, or ugly, or whatever...they, sadly, turn to porn...

Explanation #2:

a BMW is an exciting car, with lots of power and a very well engineered design. porn excites, and most porn stars and net chicks have strategically engineered design and mods to rival many cars...


However you look at it...the avatar and signatures are all in fun...it, like a hot car, draws interest, and that keeps things exciting...

enjoy the scenery...

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chicks and cars go together
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nikki, i hate your sig.
it's ok
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Guys have a one track mind?
actually 2. food being the other one.

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nikki, i hate your sig.
+0.5, dont hate it, but it's not particularly nice either

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With all the boobage and booty pics you'd think this was some sex site not a BMW board
people who cant draw attention otherwise
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      09-26-2007, 03:00 PM   #9
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chicks and cars go together
only in a sense that we ride both
just kidding
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      09-26-2007, 03:03 PM   #10
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only in a sense that we ride both
just kidding


Nice One.....Sara just got ninja'd....
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Nice One.....Sara just got ninja'd....
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Wow this is like a lost section of this forum. PORN, I am a guy so of course as said before we have one track minds so I had to check it out.
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I'm into that hardcore German porn, as you can tell from my avatar..
Only robots in tight black leather for me.

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      09-26-2007, 04:12 PM   #15
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i thought this was a 335 site?
:cough cough: I'd edit that before someone slams you....
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:cough cough: I'd edit that before someone slams you....
Too late, it's already quoted so it will never go away.

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If you'd prefer to see a man's schlong on our avatars to accommodate your sexual needs, im sure someone will comply...
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Too late, it's already quoted so it will never go away.

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If you'd prefer to see a man's schlong on our avatars to accommodate your sexual needs, im sure someone will comply...
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First off, have you noticed that the only three people who've posted with "porn avatars" as the OP called them, are Sara, Spool and myself. So I don't consider them all over the site.

And as everyone's said, guys care about cars, women, and alcohol; and how one can lead to the others.
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Lol, im sure most the non-335 drivers are thinking it, im just the one saying it.
Hell, im not gonna lie, if i had known that BMW was comming out with the 335
when i ordered my 330, i wouldve waited for the coupe. Kinda pissed at BMW for this though!
although I do agree with you this site is 80% 335 owners but I found it really odd that outside of this site I may see 335 twice a week
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