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      09-03-2007, 01:45 AM   #1
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ahh. AoshichanX, make an appointment for 2. i think ill need to join u.
You needed to join long ago!
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ahh. AoshichanX, make an appointment for 2. i think ill need to join u.
Make that 3....shit

we'll be on that "To catch a predator show" soon...
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Make that 3....shit

we'll be on that "To catch a predator show" soon...
Werent you already on it twice?
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yeah, its true. problem was i kept missing my appointments to go, get high, and enjoy the finer things in life, mainly, nature. ahhh yes, theres nothing better than a womans body... well. except for some purple haze, or maybe some white widow. thats the stuff right there.
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Make that 3....shit

we'll be on that "To catch a predator show" soon...

LOL, i was about to ask: where the fuck is spool in all of this!?
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yeah, its true. problem was i kept missing my appointments to go, get high, and enjoy the finer things in life, mainly, nature. ahhh yes, theres nothing better than a womans body... well. except for some purple haze, or maybe some white widow. thats the stuff right there.
Beaverbong must be your favorite think ever...
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Werent you already on it twice?

Yeah but god bless American and its Due Process...


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lol. Schneid always has to comment on someones damn avatar. lol
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Jackson like little boys...we are different
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lol. Schneid always has to comment on someones damn avatar. lol
I cant tell if its her, too many pictures of her in underwear floating arround the possibity is there. But where does Bunnnay come from?
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Fine then your the white gone black Jackson
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I cant tell if its her, too many pictures of her in underwear floating arround the possibity is there. But where does Bunnnay come from?
well, activating my super-horny powers, ive drawn this conclusion:

A) she desires to be a play boy bunny.
B) she enjoys getting banged like how a bunny would, from behind.
C) she is signaling that she enjoys making love just as much as bunnies do, and those things really OD.
D) she wants to be a bunny rabbit, and hop all over my co- *gasp* shut yo' mouff!!!
E) all of the above.

yeah. im going with option E.
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well, activating my super-horny powers, ive drawn this conclusion:

A) she desires to be a play boy bunny.
B) she enjoys getting banged like how a bunny would, from behind.
C) she is signaling that she enjoys making love just as much as bunnies do, and those things really OD.
D) she wants to be a bunny rabbit, and hop all over my co- *gasp* shut yo' mouff!!!
E) all of the above.

yeah. im going with option E.
Yeah probably e. She talks about sex more most guys, she needs to buy a dildo.
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ohh. ive got something for her allright.
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ohh. ive got something for her allright.
Youd go to New Orleans for sex?

Hell for me to do that it would have to be a threeway between me Jessica Alba and that other Jessica from chuck and larry WHATA ASS!
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