I hate my job!

Tranic335i · 07-10-2012, 04:23 AM

Sorry need to vent!

My job is so fucking unbelievable. I'll try to sum it up by first telling
you about the folks I work with:

First, there is this supermodel wanna-be chick. Yeah, okay, she is pretty
hot, but damn is she completely useless. The girl is constantly fixing her
hair or putting on makeup. She is extremely self-centered and has never onceconsidered the needs or wants of anyone but herself. She is as dumb as a box of rocks, and I still find it surprising that she has enough brain power to continue to breathe.

The next chick is completely the opposite. She might even be one of the
smartest people on the planet. Her career oppertunities are endless, and yet
she is here with us. She is a zero on a scale of 1 to 10. I'm not sure she
even showers, much less shaves her "womanly" parts. I think she might be a
lesbian, because every time we drive by the hardware store, she moans like a cat in heat.

But the jewel of the crowd has got to be the fucking stoner. And this guy is
more than just your average pothead. In fact, he is baked before he comes to work, during work, and I'm sure after work. He probably hasn't been sober anytime in the last ten years, and he's only 22. He dresses like a beatnik throwback from the 1960's, and to make things worse, he brings his big fucking dog to work. Every fucking day I have to look at this huge Great
Dane walk around half-stoned from the second-hand smoke. Hell, sometimes I even think it's trying to talk with its constant bellowing. Also, both of them are constantly hungry, requiring multiple stops to McDonalds and Burger King, every single fucking day.

Anyway, I drive these fucktards around in my van and we solve mysteries and shit.

bbob · 07-10-2012, 04:40 AM

of the first chick

and im pulling an all nighter working on my 10am presentation tomorrow, which is gonna be a load of bullshit, so complain all u want, but some days, i wish my job was just to simply drive ppl around. FML

spanner1751 · 07-10-2012, 04:57 AM

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Originally Posted by Tranic335i

Anyway, I drive these fucktards around in my van and we solve mysteries and shit.

Sounds like you should try out for The Learning Channel. Dysfunctional sells

Small Yellow · 07-10-2012, 05:07 AM

Scooby Doo

Wolf · 07-10-2012, 06:19 AM

Lol you have an easy life

fatgrandma · 07-10-2012, 07:44 AM

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Originally Posted by lilaznscboii

of the first chick

yakev724 · 07-10-2012, 08:40 AM

Maybe if you post this on reddit it could get 13k upvotes?

Seminole · 07-10-2012, 09:06 AM

You should change your location to Failfield OP.

Terraforce1 · 07-10-2012, 10:30 AM

FAIL

TeRRoRiFiC35 · 07-10-2012, 11:02 AM

And what job is this?

Maestro · 07-10-2012, 11:08 AM

He's part of the best Buy geek squad who else drives around in van and solve mysteries

Sara · 07-10-2012, 11:17 AM

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Originally Posted by HuangYiChao

Scooby Doo

I was thinking that too!

BMWinNorthdakota · 07-10-2012, 11:42 AM

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Originally Posted by yakev724

Maybe if you post this on reddit it could get 13k upvotes?

If he was the original author, yeah probably.

Thought it was clever... tooooo clever.. so I searched and found..

http://www.google.com/search?q=Sorry...w=1173&bih=567

DieselDiner · 07-10-2012, 11:49 AM

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Originally Posted by Sara504

I was thinking that too!

ruh row (give him a scooby snack)

Tranic335i · 07-10-2012, 01:12 PM

Lol yea this is a old scooby doo joke. It's always funny how people not familiar to the cartoon responds to it.

yakev724 · 07-10-2012, 01:18 PM

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Originally Posted by BMWinNorthdakota

If he was the original author, yeah probably.

It's the 2nd highest-upvoted submission of all time.

Italteen3 · 07-10-2012, 01:18 PM

Lolcano at the other people's responses who've never seen the show

CollinsE90 · 07-10-2012, 01:50 PM

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Originally Posted by yakev724

Quote:

Originally Posted by BMWinNorthdakota

If he was the original author, yeah probably.

It's the 2nd highest-upvoted submission of all time.

.

Nutballa · 07-10-2012, 01:57 PM

Almost was fooled till I read about the dog...

grimlock · 07-10-2012, 02:03 PM

so original.. good thing the internet wasn't around when I was in school or I would have copied everything too

Tranic335i · 07-10-2012, 02:07 PM

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Originally Posted by grimlock

so original.. good thing the internet wasn't around when I was in school or I would have copied everything too

Just appreciate the joke for what it is, you don't have to be a douche about it.

grimlock · 07-10-2012, 03:04 PM

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Originally Posted by Tranic335i

douche

07-10-2012, 04:23 AM	#1
Tranic335i Private First Class 14 Rep 102 Posts Drives: 07 335i Join Date: Aug 2011 Location: NORCAL iTrader: (1)	I hate my job! Sorry need to vent! My job is so fucking unbelievable. I'll try to sum it up by first telling you about the folks I work with: First, there is this supermodel wanna-be chick. Yeah, okay, she is pretty hot, but damn is she completely useless. The girl is constantly fixing her hair or putting on makeup. She is extremely self-centered and has never onceconsidered the needs or wants of anyone but herself. She is as dumb as a box of rocks, and I still find it surprising that she has enough brain power to continue to breathe. The next chick is completely the opposite. She might even be one of the smartest people on the planet. Her career oppertunities are endless, and yet she is here with us. She is a zero on a scale of 1 to 10. I'm not sure she even showers, much less shaves her "womanly" parts. I think she might be a lesbian, because every time we drive by the hardware store, she moans like a cat in heat. But the jewel of the crowd has got to be the fucking stoner. And this guy is more than just your average pothead. In fact, he is baked before he comes to work, during work, and I'm sure after work. He probably hasn't been sober anytime in the last ten years, and he's only 22. He dresses like a beatnik throwback from the 1960's, and to make things worse, he brings his big fucking dog to work. Every fucking day I have to look at this huge Great Dane walk around half-stoned from the second-hand smoke. Hell, sometimes I even think it's trying to talk with its constant bellowing. Also, both of them are constantly hungry, requiring multiple stops to McDonalds and Burger King, every single fucking day. Anyway, I drive these fucktards around in my van and we solve mysteries and shit.
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bbob Second Lieutenant 13 Rep 281 Posts Drives: 2009 e90 328i, 2011 e92 m3 Join Date: Oct 2010 Location: Los Angeles/ Berkeley iTrader: (1)	of the first chick and im pulling an all nighter working on my 10am presentation tomorrow, which is gonna be a load of bullshit, so complain all u want, but some days, i wish my job was just to simply drive ppl around. FML
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07-10-2012, 09:06 AM	#8
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TeRRoRiFiC35 Private First Class 32 Rep 110 Posts Drives: Car Join Date: Apr 2011 Location: NJ iTrader: (0)	And what job is this?
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Maestro Major 1083 Rep 1,268 Posts Drives: 2007 335i Sedan, 2021 X3 Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: Philadelphia iTrader: (0)	He's part of the best Buy geek squad who else drives around in van and solve mysteries
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Tranic335i Private First Class 14 Rep 102 Posts Drives: 07 335i Join Date: Aug 2011 Location: NORCAL iTrader: (1)	Lol yea this is a old scooby doo joke. It's always funny how people not familiar to the cartoon responds to it.
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Nutballa Captain 256 Rep 840 Posts Drives: BMW F13 M6 // BMW F22 M235i Join Date: Sep 2008 Location: Austin, Texas+ San Antonio iTrader: (1)	Almost was fooled till I read about the dog... __________________ BMW FTW! "Power is nothing without Control" - Pirelli.
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grimlock Colonel 728 Rep 2,003 Posts Drives: F10 N52B30@255PS Join Date: Sep 2010 Location: Hong Kong iTrader: (0)	so original.. good thing the internet wasn't around when I was in school or I would have copied everything too
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