12-16-2011, 10:28 AM | #1 |
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Topic: Christmas Wish List (Twisted Style)
Basically it goes like this...
1. Each person responding grants that wish of the person they are responding to; but your granting their wish must be a bit twisted in nature. 2. You make a wish. Example: Person 1: I wish for a million dollars. Person 2: I grant your wish and you now have a million dollars... But you live on a deserted island with no one around and nothing to buy. I wish for a hot wife. Person 3: You have your hot wife now... But she leaves you for your son. I wish for a Corvette. Please keep your responses clean... But have fun with it. I'll get us started... I wish for a Corvette for Christmas.
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12-16-2011, 11:36 AM | #3 |
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hahah Funny! Okay, i'll bite. You'll get laid tonight, but it'll be a transvestite.
I wish to get ESS V1 Supercharger kit for my M3.
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12-16-2011, 01:01 PM | #4 |
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You get your ESS kit, but will never have anyone who can install it for you; it'll just sit in your garage.
I wish for a vacation in Japan and other parts of Asia.
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12-16-2011, 02:55 PM | #6 |
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You no longer feel burning when you pee but now you agree to actively take part in bone marrow transplants for a few years
I wish I could just get accepted into dental school and never finish undergrad
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12-16-2011, 02:58 PM | #7 | |
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I wish for a Nissan Gtr!
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12-16-2011, 03:52 PM | #9 |
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You get your rich husband, but he is 5'5 with a 2" penis. He snores loudly, addicted to hookers, blow, and has a hell of an attorney and pre-nup.
I want school to be over.
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12-16-2011, 10:47 PM | #11 |
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You get your 458 italia TT but total it right out the lot ( you're safe)
I want to go snowboarding down mount everest.
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12-16-2011, 11:38 PM | #12 |
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You get to snowboard down Mount Everest, but run over one of the preserved dead bodies that was never able to be recovered due to harsh weather.
I wish for another tattoo.
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12-17-2011, 12:37 AM | #14 |
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You get a ..........! But it ........! and you can't ......... ever again without .........!
I want to be a professional ALMS race driver for Flying Lizards team. |
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12-17-2011, 01:18 AM | #16 | |
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12-17-2011, 01:22 AM | #17 | |
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12-17-2011, 01:32 AM | #18 |
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your daughter learns colors and numbers tomorrow, but she no longer thinks you're her father
I want to go on vacation
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12-17-2011, 01:45 AM | #19 |
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12-17-2011, 02:04 AM | #20 | |
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I want my girlfriend to sleep more in the mornings on days off so I can as well.
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12-17-2011, 02:25 AM | #21 |
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your girlfriend gets to sleep more so you can as well, but she decides to adopt two cats who make it their business to watch you have sex from a mere 2 feet away.
i wish for my family to not bother me about religion this holiday season. |
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12-17-2011, 02:55 AM | #22 |
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Your family does indeed stop bothering you about religion.. But hire a dime chick to the job and get you to accept Islam.
I wish to one day catch a fly with chopsticks |
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