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      12-07-2011, 04:18 PM   #1
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      12-07-2011, 04:25 PM   #2
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      12-07-2011, 04:26 PM   #3
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What the hell is wrong with these people?
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Whatever, whatever, whatever...

If I sat in that crowd; I wouldn't be able to hold a straight face.
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That was pretty interesting.

But what a stupid b*tch..
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      12-07-2011, 05:38 PM   #6
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Who talks like that?! Thisgirlbcrayzuh
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      12-07-2011, 09:28 PM   #8
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Her mom has the sexiest looking mouth ever.
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      12-07-2011, 10:49 PM   #9
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Her mom has the sexiest looking mouth ever.
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i'd tap that.... after she gets tested.

she gotta shut up though. i cant stand her voice.
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      12-08-2011, 12:45 AM   #11
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      12-08-2011, 01:01 AM   #12
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You and the infectious disease doctors.
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wtf.....
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I couldn't even finish watching the daughter talk... I wanted to bang my head against the wall. If my daughter ever talked like that I would disown her
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      12-08-2011, 09:02 AM   #16
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Why does she act and sound like an black woman ??
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I bet her pootie looks like someone stapled a used chocolate cupcake wrapper to it.
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      12-08-2011, 11:02 PM   #20
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'MERICA!

lmao... stupid ass bitch. and no, dont pardon my french.
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Why does she act and sound like an black woman ??
Why do white people tan? Crazy..
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