Traveling? How to handle annoying seatmates!

SIM SIMMA! · 05-15-2007, 04:53 PM

HOW TO HANDLE IRRITATING SEATMATES

If you are sitting next to someone who irritates you on a plane or train follow these instructions (and maybe say goodbye!):

1. Quietly and calmly open up your laptop case.
2. Remove your laptop.
3. Start up
4. Make sure the guy who is annoying you, can see the screen.
5. Close your eyes and tilt your head up to the sky.
6. Then hit this link http://boortz.com/mp3/archive/countdown.swf

Don't worry, this is SFW.

325 Baller · 05-15-2007, 05:08 PM

hahaha thats really funny, but Id rather not get thrown in jail once we land!

BMW F22 · 05-15-2007, 05:34 PM

you mean like this guy:

SIM SIMMA! · 05-15-2007, 05:42 PM

exactly. that commercial is equal parts annoying and funny

325 Baller · 05-15-2007, 05:42 PM

haha i would punch that guy in the face!

bmw0perat0r · 05-15-2007, 05:53 PM

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Originally Posted by SIM SIMMA!

HOW TO HANDLE IRRITATING SEATMATES

If you are sitting next to someone who irritates you on a plane or train follow these instructions (and maybe say goodbye!):

1. Quietly and calmly open up your laptop case.
2. Remove your laptop.
3. Start up
4. Make sure the guy who is annoying you, can see the screen.
5. Close your eyes and tilt your head up to the sky.
6. Then hit this link http://boortz.com/mp3/archive/countdown.swf

Don't worry, this is SFW.

Thats awful.

DesiGUY · 05-17-2007, 01:22 PM

maybe ill try farting... he'll have to shut it.

SES_D · 05-17-2007, 02:05 PM

ROFL, that'll be hilarious on a plane.

txusa03 · 05-17-2007, 03:32 PM

someone cluster bomb that guy in the clip once and for all

05-15-2007, 04:53 PM	#1
SIM SIMMA! Don't read this sentence! 18 Rep 166 Posts Drives: Coming Soon: AW E92 M3 Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: SFV iTrader: (0)	Traveling? How to handle annoying seatmates! HOW TO HANDLE IRRITATING SEATMATES If you are sitting next to someone who irritates you on a plane or train follow these instructions (and maybe say goodbye!): 1. Quietly and calmly open up your laptop case. 2. Remove your laptop. 3. Start up 4. Make sure the guy who is annoying you, can see the screen. 5. Close your eyes and tilt your head up to the sky. 6. Then hit this link http://boortz.com/mp3/archive/countdown.swf Don't worry, this is SFW.
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325 Baller Colonel 285 Rep 2,576 Posts Drives: X3 28i Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: Boca Raton, Florida iTrader: (1) Garage List 2006 325i [0.00]	hahaha thats really funny, but Id rather not get thrown in jail once we land! __________________ ----------------------------------------------------
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BMW F22 Major General 3708 Rep 9,783 Posts Drives: ///M235i Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: Bay Area iTrader: (8)	you mean like this guy:
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05-15-2007, 05:42 PM	#4
SIM SIMMA! Don't read this sentence! 18 Rep 166 Posts Drives: Coming Soon: AW E92 M3 Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: SFV iTrader: (0)	exactly. that commercial is equal parts annoying and funny
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325 Baller Colonel 285 Rep 2,576 Posts Drives: X3 28i Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: Boca Raton, Florida iTrader: (1) Garage List 2006 325i [0.00]	haha i would punch that guy in the face! __________________ ----------------------------------------------------
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DesiGUY Banned 88 Rep 76 Posts Drives: Crazy Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Right behind you iTrader: (0) Garage List 06 BMW 330! [0.00] 99 Mitsubishi Eclipse [0.00]	maybe ill try farting... he'll have to shut it.
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SES_D pewpew 500 Rep 21,164 Posts Drives: F10 535i Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: San Francisco iTrader: (26)	ROFL, that'll be hilarious on a plane. __________________ LTMW
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05-17-2007, 03:32 PM	#9
txusa03 Major General 600 Rep 6,563 Posts Drives: TS330iPPSP6MT Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: Planet Earth iTrader: (3)	someone cluster bomb that guy in the clip once and for all __________________ under construction!
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