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      11-12-2011, 10:12 PM   #1
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      11-12-2011, 10:56 PM   #2
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      11-12-2011, 11:29 PM   #3
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I'd buy one just because that dude made me laugh my ass off. Haha
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      11-13-2011, 12:00 AM   #4
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      11-13-2011, 12:20 AM   #5
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      11-13-2011, 12:39 AM   #6
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I would of bought some stuff...cracks me up!
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      11-13-2011, 01:20 AM   #7
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I rarely find Youtube videos funny, but this is great.
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      11-13-2011, 01:32 AM   #8
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      11-13-2011, 01:58 AM   #9
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      11-13-2011, 02:01 AM   #10
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Hilarious, i would almost feel bad not buying something after all that work he did trying to sell it.
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      11-13-2011, 04:04 AM   #11
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+1 I would have felt bad not buying one after that.
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      11-13-2011, 04:41 AM   #12
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      11-13-2011, 06:05 AM   #13
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      11-13-2011, 10:32 AM   #14
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      11-13-2011, 10:37 PM   #15
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Roflmao I would have definitely bought a bottle or two from him
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      11-13-2011, 10:47 PM   #16
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      11-13-2011, 11:02 PM   #17
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this guy's ace as fuck
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      11-13-2011, 11:37 PM   #18
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I'd buy one just because that dude made me laugh my ass off. Haha
Same. ahahha
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      11-13-2011, 11:50 PM   #19
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      11-14-2011, 12:16 AM   #20
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at first i thought it was Dave Chapelle doing a tyrone biggums joke lol this guys hilarious
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      11-14-2011, 03:40 AM   #21
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      11-14-2011, 04:03 PM   #22
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