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      04-29-2007, 06:25 AM   #1
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An Army grunt stands in the rain with a 35-lb pack on his back, a 15-lb weapon in hand, after marching 12 miles, and says, "God, this is shit."

An Army Airborne grunt stands in the rain with a 45-lb pack on his back, weapon in hand, after jumping from an airplane and marching 18 miles, and says with a smile, "God, this is THE shit."

A Marine Recon Ranger lies in the mud, 55-lb pack on his back, weapon in hand, after jumping from a plane into the swamp and marching 25 miles at night past the enemy, and says with a grin, "God I LOVE this shit!"

A Navy SEAL kneels up to his nose in the stinking, infested mud of a swamp with a 65-lb pack on his back and a weapon in both hands after jumping from an airplane into the ocean, swimming 10 miles to the swamp and killing an alligator, then crawling 30 miles through the brush to assault the enemy camp. He says with a passionate snarl, "God, gimme some MORE of this shit!"

An Air Force captain sits in an easy chair in his air-conditioned, carpeted room and says, "The cable's out? What kind of shit is this!?"
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      04-30-2007, 06:50 AM   #2
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haha, being the second one on that list, I heard this a few times when I was in. Although I never said "This is THE shit" after the 18 miles or so, after a night jump, march, and mission. it was probably more along the lines, "fuck, that sucked major ass!"
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An Army grunt stands in the rain with a 35-lb pack on his back, a 15-lb weapon in hand, after marching 12 miles, and says, "God, this is shit."

An Army Airborne grunt stands in the rain with a 45-lb pack on his back, weapon in hand, after jumping from an airplane and marching 18 miles, and says with a smile, "God, this is THE shit."

A Marine Recon Ranger lies in the mud, 55-lb pack on his back, weapon in hand, after jumping from a plane into the swamp and marching 25 miles at night past the enemy, and says with a grin, "God I LOVE this shit!"

A Navy SEAL kneels up to his nose in the stinking, infested mud of a swamp with a 65-lb pack on his back and a weapon in both hands after jumping from an airplane into the ocean, swimming 10 miles to the swamp and killing an alligator, then crawling 30 miles through the brush to assault the enemy camp. He says with a passionate snarl, "God, gimme some MORE of this shit!"

An Air Force captain sits in an easy chair in his air-conditioned, carpeted room and says, "The cable's out? What kind of shit is this!?"

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As the last on the list I can say without a doubt I have the utmost respect for all the troops on that list. Funny stuff though
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      07-10-2007, 03:45 PM   #10
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      10-14-2007, 01:52 PM   #11
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haha AIRBORNE!
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LMAO,good one
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haha AIRBORNE!

I didnt know Canada had troops..



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wait nevermind ......funny stuff
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I've heard that one be4, love it.
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      10-18-2007, 10:16 PM   #17
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An Army grunt stands in the rain with a 35-lb pack on his back, a 15-lb weapon in hand, after marching 12 miles, and says, "God, this is shit."

An Army Airborne grunt stands in the rain with a 45-lb pack on his back, weapon in hand, after jumping from an airplane and marching 18 miles, and says with a smile, "God, this is THE shit."

A Marine Recon Ranger lies in the mud, 55-lb pack on his back, weapon in hand, after jumping from a plane into the swamp and marching 25 miles at night past the enemy, and says with a grin, "God I LOVE this shit!"

A Navy SEAL kneels up to his nose in the stinking, infested mud of a swamp with a 65-lb pack on his back and a weapon in both hands after jumping from an airplane into the ocean, swimming 10 miles to the swamp and killing an alligator, then crawling 30 miles through the brush to assault the enemy camp. He says with a passionate snarl, "God, gimme some MORE of this shit!"

An Air Force captain sits in an easy chair in his air-conditioned, carpeted room and says, "The cable's out? What kind of shit is this!?"
Awesome, BUT there is no such thing as a Marine Recon Ranger.

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Awesome, BUT there is no such thing as a Marine Recon Ranger.

Former Devil Dog here
Very true, but you know how civilians are, most are not very familiar with military lingo, so it's excusable.

Marines don't have rangers, only the Army.

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