04-21-2007, 12:46 AM | #1 |
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stoplight
on a stoplight, green means go and yellow means slow down. on a banana, green means slow down, yellow means go, and red means, WHERE THE HELL DID YOU GET THAT BANANA!!
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04-21-2007, 07:15 AM | #2 |
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Thank god for Mitch...
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04-21-2007, 08:04 AM | #3 |
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Daffynition: stop light, n., an electronic optical device which allows a motorist to catch up with the moron that passed him at 75 mph one mile back.
Daffynition: split second, n., the time between the time the stop light turns green and the idiot behind you honks.
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04-21-2007, 09:28 AM | #4 |
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i'm pissed he ODed and died. can you imagine how many more funny jokes he would be coming up with now!?
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04-21-2007, 10:30 AM | #5 |
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The NY way:
RED = stop YELLOW = go very fast GREEN = go fast
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