[M3Bahn]

At least Keanu Reeves can laugh about his sad persona.

The actor -- deemed "Sad Keanu" because of a series of photos of him looking depressed and moping -- has written a book mocking his nickname.

"Ode To Happiness" is a collection of inkblot paintings -- which purposely look like they've been blurred by tears -- and accompanying depressing passages, like "I draw a hot sorrow bath" and "In my despair room."

The last line in the book is a black smudge with the words "It can always be worse."

Reeves says he was inspired to write the book while listening to a radio station that "was playing, like, an orgy of depressing, self-pitying, nostalgic music. You know, 'I'm so lonely and I've been left and my heart is broken.' It was so voluptuously horrible. And I just started to write on this piece of paper, because I had this image of, you know, that moment when you take that bath, you light that candle, and you're really just kind of depressed. And it was making [my friend] laugh so hard."

Read more: http://www.nydailynews.com/entertain...#ixzz1Q4dIUsI9

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[CollinsE90]

This is how broke he is

[M3Bahn]

Originally Posted by CollinsE90

This is how broke he is

I think it's funny sh*t.

[CollinsE90]

Originally Posted by M3Bahn

I think it's funny sh*t.

He cant land a job for shit, he had to coerce the people from Matrix to make another one so he could have another job, his 2 movies he just finished filming are from directors with no prior movies. Probably wont even reach DVD

Feel sorry for him, some of his movies were good

[M3Bahn]

[M3Bahn]

Originally Posted by CollinsE90

He cant land a job for shit, he had to coerce the people from Matrix to make another one so he could have another job, his 2 movies he just finished filming is from directors with no prior movies. Probably wont even reach DVD

Feel sorry for him, some of his movies were good

I can't tell if you are being sarcastic, do you have any idea what he made just from the matrix movies?

I liked Point break.

[ghosthi32]

Originally Posted by CollinsE90

He cant land a job for shit, he had to coerce the people from Matrix to make another one so he could have another job, his 2 movies he just finished filming are from directors with no prior movies. Probably wont even reach DVD

Feel sorry for him, some of his movies were good

collins knows everything

[TK-421]

Originally Posted by ghosthi32

collins knows everything

collins watches TMZ