Douche Beer

Tondtar · 06-02-2011, 01:21 AM

So Wrong and on so many levels....WTF?

GregTheStig · 06-02-2011, 01:26 AM

What the hell is it? Tiger Blood?

[Old Charlie Sheen reference is old]

Tondtar · 06-02-2011, 01:31 AM

It prolly tastes like Tiger piss ...

CollinsE90 · 06-02-2011, 01:32 AM

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Originally Posted by Tondtar

It prolly tastes like hair spray and Aqua Di Gio ...

ftfy

Forcefed3 · 06-02-2011, 01:33 AM

Terrible.

TK-421 · 06-02-2011, 01:35 AM

HAHAHAHA look at the reviews!

http://beeradvocate.com/beer/profile/11174/52817

Tondtar · 06-02-2011, 01:53 AM

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Originally Posted by TK-421

HAHAHAHA look at the reviews!

http://beeradvocate.com/beer/profile/11174/52817

"It tasted VERY, VERY lightly bitter in the beginning and finished with almost no flavor. "

Seattle S65B40 · 06-02-2011, 02:34 AM

It's perfect for this guy...

06E90Rostik · 06-02-2011, 01:01 PM

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Originally Posted by Tondtar

It prolly tastes like Tiger piss ...

Let me see that

Crimson92 · 06-02-2011, 01:13 PM

sounds like solid fail.

NYCGP · 06-02-2011, 03:28 PM

The way I was explained the story by a friend I know in the liquor distribution business.. Tecate and Ed Hardy signed a deal. They produced a SHIT ton of this garbage beer. They then sponsored all of these parties out in the hamptons. People thought it was complete trash and no one drank it. All of these distributors were stuck with shitty beer and no where to unload it. He told me he couldn't give it away. He marked it down and kept marking it down until one day he just threw it out.

I charged him to haul it away...

TiAg335i · 06-02-2011, 03:35 PM

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Originally Posted by NYCGP

The way I was explained the story by a friend I know in the liquor distribution business.. Tecate and Ed Hardy signed a deal. They produced a SHIT ton of this garbage beer. They then sponsored all of these parties out in the hamptons. People thought it was complete trash and no one drank it. All of these distributors were stuck with shitty beer and no where to unload it. He told me he couldn't give it away. He marked it down and kept marking it down until one day he just threw it out.

I charged him to haul it away...

epic win for you, epic fail for them

the concept for this beer actually seems like it could have been successful (there are a LOT of ed hardy juiceheads out in the hamptons), but ultimately the execution was a complete disaster. they should have at least put some effort into the taste.

BrokenVert · 06-02-2011, 07:39 PM

I need to find a case just to be an icebreaker.

"Hey, what that god aweful thing that you have there on the shelf covered in dust?" she says

"Its this awful awful bear, its worse than Naddy Light, and it reminds me never to get trased" I say

"Aww thats so sensitive of you" she replys

She then gets in bed with me.

The next day I eat a stacked slice with a fork at a chain place with the Trumpster, we both laugh.

/Living the life

MisterSkiMask · 06-02-2011, 11:56 PM

When I saw the thread title I thought it was going in a totally different direction...

SchlauCow · 06-03-2011, 12:06 AM

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Originally Posted by MisterSkiMask

When I saw the thread title I thought it was going in a totally different direction...

I know, we were both thinking the same thing, Tubgirl............... right?

Tondtar · 06-03-2011, 01:47 AM

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Originally Posted by MisterSkiMask

When I saw the thread title I thought it was going in a totally different direction...

Quote:

Originally Posted by SchlauCow

I know, we were both thinking the same thing, Tubgirl............... right?

Post the link, bitches!

SchlauCow · 06-03-2011, 10:42 AM

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Originally Posted by Tondtar

Post the link, bitches!

Google images.
Safe search, off.
"Tubgirl"

Enjoy.

Tondtar · 06-03-2011, 12:28 PM

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Originally Posted by SchlauCow

Google images.
Safe search, off.
"Tubgirl"

Enjoy.

I hate you

arggg45 · 06-03-2011, 12:35 PM

what the hell did you expect?

Its not like a title of tubgirl isn't fairly descriptive of something bad...girlsintub may be a different story, but tubgirl will never have a good ending.

TK-421 · 06-03-2011, 01:20 PM

almost as bad as lemonparty

Tondtar · 06-03-2011, 01:56 PM

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Originally Posted by arggg45

what the hell did you expect?

Its not like a title of tubgirl isn't fairly descriptive of something bad...girlsintub may be a different story, but tubgirl will never have a good ending.

Well if it was called, "Two Girls and a Tub", I'd be reluctant to even inquire further. But I expected Tubgirl to be something nasty about being a fatty.

E92TTKING · 06-03-2011, 08:58 PM

blue waffle

06-02-2011, 01:21 AM	#1
Tondtar 12 yr old Juvie 1145 Rep 881 Posts Drives: His Mom Crazy Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: El Lay iTrader: (2) Garage List 2008 (RIP in 2011) ... [0.00]	Douche Beer So Wrong and on so many levels....WTF?
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NYCGP WTF are you looking at? 257 Rep 1,560 Posts Drives: Bandwagon Join Date: Jan 2011 Location: Jungle iTrader: (0)	The way I was explained the story by a friend I know in the liquor distribution business.. Tecate and Ed Hardy signed a deal. They produced a SHIT ton of this garbage beer. They then sponsored all of these parties out in the hamptons. People thought it was complete trash and no one drank it. All of these distributors were stuck with shitty beer and no where to unload it. He told me he couldn't give it away. He marked it down and kept marking it down until one day he just threw it out. I charged him to haul it away... __________________ "It is better to be hated for what you are than loved for what you are not." -André Gide
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