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      04-17-2011, 03:49 PM   #1
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Figured I'd introduce myself, I'll try to keep it short. I wanted to do it in OT since this place is by far the best OT I've seen on any forum. I literally spent ALL day yesterday going through EVERY single page on the LOL pic thread. And I did it on the shitty Iraqi internet out here which was quite frustrating. Since my job out here affords me A LOT of free time, you'll probably see me on here quite often. Used to own an '04 M3 a few years ago, but traded it in on an '09 Audi A4. Figured I'd like the better gas mileage and all that other shit, but I still can't shake the desire for an E92 M3. Fuck gas mileage. And since I can get a smoking deal on one out here tax free, I might as well pull the trigger. With that in mind, I have a few questions

Which is better, DCT or 6MT?
What color should I get?
When should I get my 1200mi service?
I hear ZCP adds 50HP. Is this true?
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      04-17-2011, 03:51 PM   #2
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edit: actually read what you wrote.

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We have enough trolls here, please go to another shelter.

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You can stay for a little. more tits.
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1. sauce on the tits
2. welcome
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You can stay for a little. more tits.


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      04-17-2011, 04:05 PM   #7
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this is probably the best intro ever
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      04-17-2011, 04:58 PM   #8
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i heard 2012 twin turbo m3 with zcp will even add more horse power something like 75
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      04-17-2011, 05:02 PM   #9
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welcome
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      04-17-2011, 05:06 PM   #10
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lol that guy is cool WELCOME to OT
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Did not read what you wrote but Bewbie shots alone is enough reason to welcome you to OT.
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      04-17-2011, 05:30 PM   #12
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1. sauce on the tits
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lol that guy is cool WELCOME to OT
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And just so we're clear on this, I would drag my penor through a mile of broken glass just to hear her fart through a Walkie-talkie.



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And just so we're clear on this, I would drag my penor through a mile of broken glass just to hear her fart through a Walkie-talkie.
Already been used multiple times...lol.

Miscer?
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      04-17-2011, 05:33 PM   #14
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wow i like the way you do things haha welcome
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Already been used multiple times...lol.
He said he read OT for days from end to end himself ...What do you expect?

(OK, I admit ...I did read what he wrote )
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girl in bathtub isnt the same girl as the others, sauce on the tub girl nao
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girl in bathtub isnt the same girl as the others, sauce on the tub girl nao
Same girl actually but me thinks her air bag's gone off
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Same girl actually but me thinks her air bag's gone off
no way same girl, tits are way bigger than the second, plus I googled her name and bathtub
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      04-17-2011, 05:39 PM   #19
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Already been used multiple times...lol.

Miscer?
Ha, most likely. Heard it in Afghan in '09.

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girl in bathtub isnt the same girl as the others, sauce on the tub girl nao
Only one of tub girl I have. I look harder
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Must work hard to survive OT.
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      04-17-2011, 06:04 PM   #21
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Found it

her name is WENDY FIORE







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There is nothing sexy about tits that huge on a woman ...They remind me of working my ass off at a dairy farm in Wisconsin in the middle of summer.

Not a boner kill ...but def not sexy.

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