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Obese Ohio Man Dies After Being Fused to Chair for 2 Years
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03-31-2011, 03:56 PM | #4 |
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I really think those able-bodied fucktards should be charged. You sit there and feed the guy until he's fused to a goddamn chair? I'm not talking about blaming them for his death, but they should definitely pay (in one way or another) for the fact that someone had to go through all that to clean up that mess.
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03-31-2011, 04:01 PM | #7 |
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03-31-2011, 04:04 PM | #8 |
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How can someone get that big? No self-respect. Gross^3
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03-31-2011, 04:12 PM | #12 |
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I remember reading a similar story about a woman who was fused to a toilet for a few years. She didn't die, but they had to remove the toilet seat (fused to her butt), to take her to the hospital.
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03-31-2011, 04:14 PM | #13 |
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Basically your skin cells grow through the fibers of the chair. I remember reading somewhere how cival war soldiers returning home sometimes had parts of their clothes fused to their skin because they basically had not showered or changed for such a long time.
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i woulda chose the old shotgun to the mouth strategy to get out of that chair. or starvation... is it that hard to starve yourself for a couple days? he probably could have lost more than 5 pounds a day. |
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03-31-2011, 04:15 PM | #16 |
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Agreed. I'm not a religious person, but it's a sin to abuse your body in this way. At least he's dead and not alive to suck up expensive medical care and resources.
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03-31-2011, 04:18 PM | #17 |
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what a way to die...
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03-31-2011, 04:24 PM | #18 |
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as the skin breaks down fom compression, it gets very raw, which is the same process for bed sores. The body's natural response is to heal the wounds by growing in fibrous tissue. So these cells naturally could grow through the fibers of the chair, almost like incorporating it as new skin. But the compression/breakdown process would continue since he is not moving, and become more completely intertwined with each other.
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ohhhhhhh goddddddd
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03-31-2011, 04:55 PM | #22 |
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Ya know I just glanced over this and I thought to myself... what possess you to give up like that?
Seriously... how do you contemplate something like: "Well, should I get up or not"? And at what point, do you decide to try and get up then can't.. and the accept the fact and just deal with it for two fucking years? |
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