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      03-10-2011, 03:01 PM   #1
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Household chores you hate the most.

What mundane chores to you guys dislike the most.... I'll go first. (I'm new, just trying to be able to PM so cut me some slack haha)

1. Folding laundry
2. Emptying the dishwasher
3. Cleaning anything in the bathroom

Damn, I need a maid/live in girlfriend.
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      03-10-2011, 03:03 PM   #2
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      03-10-2011, 03:04 PM   #3
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well you wont get PM's posting in here, posts dont count in OT
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LOL @ the concept of chores. What are those?
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What mundane chores to you guys dislike the most.... I'll go first. (I'm new, just trying to be able to PM so cut me some slack haha)

1. Folding laundry
2. Emptying the dishwasher
3. Cleaning anything in the bathroom

Damn, I need a maid/live in girlfriend.
you think your girlfriend is going to clean you house....or any American woman for that matter. They just make more work for the maid.
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      03-10-2011, 03:08 PM   #7
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The chore that I hate the most is having to write down the chores so that my wife can do them.
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hi, i'm 12 and what is this?
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      03-10-2011, 03:15 PM   #10
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hi, i'm 12 and what is this?
hahahahaha
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i hate doing dishes...
my fiance cooks then afterwards she gets rewarded with a bomb meal...
after the dishes, there's nothing to look forward to =(
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      03-10-2011, 03:43 PM   #12
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      03-10-2011, 03:45 PM   #13
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Out of the things that the cleaning ladies don't do:

1. FOLDING LAUNDRY, I hate it. Glad my wife does 95% of it.

2. Changing light bulbs that require a ginormous ladder to get to. I hate this one so much, that I make a conscious effort to use the lights that are easy to reach.

3. Cleaning up puppy accidents, FACKKKKK!

4. Cleaning the kitchen after cooking a big meal. We kinda have a deal that I cook and she cleans, works out well. She hates cooking.


We have no cleaning ladies at our other house, so I'll go with anything in the bathroom on that one.
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Hi Bav, how's your giant penis doing today?
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Out of the things that the cleaning ladies don't do:

1. FOLDING LAUNDRY, I hate it. Glad my wife does 95% of it.

2. Changing light bulbs that require a ginormous ladder to get to. I hate this one so much, that I make a conscious effort to use the lights that are easy to reach.

3. Cleaning up puppy accidents, FACKKKKK!

4. Cleaning the kitchen after cooking a big meal. We kinda have a deal that I cook and she cleans, works out well. She hates cooking.


We have no cleaning ladies at our other house, so I'll go with anything in the bathroom on that one.
So, Montego Baby ....How many Lesbian does it take to change a light bulb?


Two?


(feel free to ask how my giant penis is doing also )
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Hi Bav, how's your giant penis doing today?
My giant penis is swell.


See what I did there?
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Somebody hating on a brotha with this tag. Hating on da homie.
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So, Montego Baby ....How many Lesbian does it take to change a light bulb?


Two?


(feel free to ask how my giant penis is doing also )

Yes, two. One to change it and one to rant on about how they don't need no stinkin' man to help.


















































Giant penis?
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My giant penis is swell.


See what I did there?
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My giant penis is swell.


See what I did there?
literally lol
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