Tonight's the night!

NYCGP · 02-14-2011, 03:25 PM

Fuck the flowers. Fuck the candies, presents and candle lit dinners.

Tonight is the night to go out to your local watering hole and pick up a lonely, depressed single women. They WILL be out there with their girlfriends drinking away their sorrows. Trying to figure out why all those ugly/fat girls got men and they don't. We must help them figure it out! It is because they are easy and they don't realize that putting out after meeting a random in a bar is not the way to get a boyfriend. Their loss is our gain!

So to all you single men out there, let's get out there and take advantage of some women with low self-esteem!

Who's with me?!?!?

Verbiage · 02-14-2011, 03:30 PM

Amen!!

I actually work both jobs today; second job is stock/processing at Victoria's Secret, though. Maybe I can sneak into a fitting room.

lopealle · 02-14-2011, 03:37 PM

lol

Andrew@ET · 02-14-2011, 03:38 PM

Dam now im regretting having a date ;/

NYCGP · 02-14-2011, 03:41 PM

It is up to us single men to even the score for all the ones that are forced to purchase all that shit for their significant others.

Verbiage · 02-14-2011, 03:45 PM

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Originally Posted by NYCGP

It is up to us single men to even the score for all the ones that are forced to purchase all that shit for their significant others.

Unless they're really in love/married. Which probably makes up more than half the dudes on this board lol.

AllydNYC · 02-14-2011, 03:46 PM

Lol'd at this thread and that is rare that I actually laugh out loud.

AllydNYC · 02-14-2011, 03:46 PM

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Originally Posted by AllydNYC

Lol'd at this thread and that is rare that I actually laugh out loud.

From something on the Internet I should add. Sorry about the double post... Can't edit posts on the iPhone app

CollinsE90 · 02-14-2011, 03:53 PM

"So why are you single on this occasion?"

"Because I can't find a good guy, all guys are assholes"

"Not every guy is an ass, there are some good guys left"

*takes her home, only to never call her again*

ghosthi32 · 02-14-2011, 03:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by coldasicex5

tonight, me and my boys, we're going to the club, we're all single, we're all getting pussy..

csb

Verbiage · 02-14-2011, 04:00 PM

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Originally Posted by coldasicex5

tonight, me and my boys, we're going to the club, we're all single, we're all getting pussy..

DAMN.

nutzkicker617 · 02-14-2011, 04:04 PM

Straight out of Leykis 101

MCMLXXXIX · 02-14-2011, 04:06 PM

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Originally Posted by coldasicex5

tonight, me and my boys, we're going to the club, we're all single, we're all getting pussy..

Quick6EF · 02-14-2011, 04:06 PM

Yuppppp me and a few buddies are goin out tonight.

Howl at the Moon, Boston

solefald · 02-14-2011, 04:08 PM

tonight is the night. my bish is building me a cake. lol

Verbiage · 02-14-2011, 04:14 PM

You're a damn opportunist.

Opportunists ftw.

CollinsE90 · 02-14-2011, 04:24 PM

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Originally Posted by coldasicex5

the first girl im gonna see tn, im gonna walk up to and go "BITCH.. get me a chicken sandwich and ill be your valentine".. by the time i arrive at the bars, drunk levels are up, self esteem is down and then i'll reek the benefits

I'm going to put my dick in a box, and the first cute girl to ask me what it is, ill reply with my VDAY gift to you.

newdadkel · 02-14-2011, 04:27 PM

Ok NYCGP and others, pics of ACTUAL chicks picked up tonight or it didnt happen.

Need details too (Im married so I have to live vicariously through OT)

So, in summary, pics with details or ban. And OT will not let you live down the fact that you couldnt even score with drunk, depressed, heart-broken chicks on V-day!
Good luck

335e92tx · 02-14-2011, 04:30 PM

At last, a thread for true romantics.

Verbiage · 02-14-2011, 04:31 PM

I'm gon try to bag a MILF. They're all over Victoria's Secret trying to sexy themselves up for nothing. Bouta make a porn.

NYCGP · 02-14-2011, 04:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CollinsE90

"So why are you single on this occasion?"

"Because I can't find a good guy, all guys are assholes"

"Not every guy is an ass, there are some good guys left"

*takes her home, only to never call her again*

qft

stimpy · 02-14-2011, 05:01 PM

My single ass will be going out tonight!

02-14-2011, 03:25 PM	#1
NYCGP WTF are you looking at? 257 Rep 1,560 Posts Drives: Bandwagon Join Date: Jan 2011 Location: Jungle iTrader: (0)	Tonight's the night! Fuck the flowers. Fuck the candies, presents and candle lit dinners. Tonight is the night to go out to your local watering hole and pick up a lonely, depressed single women. They WILL be out there with their girlfriends drinking away their sorrows. Trying to figure out why all those ugly/fat girls got men and they don't. We must help them figure it out! It is because they are easy and they don't realize that putting out after meeting a random in a bar is not the way to get a boyfriend. Their loss is our gain! So to all you single men out there, let's get out there and take advantage of some women with low self-esteem! Who's with me?!?!? __________________ "It is better to be hated for what you are than loved for what you are not." -André Gide
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Verbiage Dismembered Member 3650 Rep 9,213 Posts Drives: F80 ZCP 6MT, R55 Clubman S 6MT Join Date: Jan 2010 Location: DMV iTrader: (6)	Amen!! I actually work both jobs today; second job is stock/processing at Victoria's Secret, though. Maybe I can sneak into a fitting room. __________________ My delivery experience and beach photoshoot here.
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NYCGP WTF are you looking at? 257 Rep 1,560 Posts Drives: Bandwagon Join Date: Jan 2011 Location: Jungle iTrader: (0)	It is up to us single men to even the score for all the ones that are forced to purchase all that shit for their significant others. __________________ "It is better to be hated for what you are than loved for what you are not." -André Gide
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CollinsE90 Where my bitches 795 Rep 1,924 Posts Drives: Cadillac coupe deville Join Date: Mar 2009 Location: street corner checking profits iTrader: (0)	"So why are you single on this occasion?" "Because I can't find a good guy, all guys are assholes" "Not every guy is an ass, there are some good guys left" takes her home, only to never call her again __________________
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Verbiage Dismembered Member 3650 Rep 9,213 Posts Drives: F80 ZCP 6MT, R55 Clubman S 6MT Join Date: Jan 2010 Location: DMV iTrader: (6)	You're a damn opportunist. Opportunists ftw. __________________ My delivery experience and beach photoshoot here.
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newdadkel Private First Class 61 Rep 192 Posts Drives: 2011 X6M CBM Join Date: Nov 2010 Location: Texas iTrader: (0)	Ok NYCGP and others, pics of ACTUAL chicks picked up tonight or it didnt happen. Need details too (Im married so I have to live vicariously through OT) So, in summary, pics with details or ban. And OT will not let you live down the fact that you couldnt even score with drunk, depressed, heart-broken chicks on V-day! Good luck
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stimpy Colonel 180 Rep 2,210 Posts Drives: E92 335i Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Phoenix AZ iTrader: (7)	My single ass will be going out tonight!
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