The test

Slops · 02-13-2011, 09:08 PM

I was a very happy man. My wonderful girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year and we decided to get married. There was only one little thing bothering me...it was her beautiful younger sister. My prospective sister-in-law was 22, wore very tight miniskirts, and usually went bra-less. One day her 'little' sister called and asked me to come over to check wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived and she whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't overcome. She told me she wanted me just once before I got married and commited my life to her sister. She asked me to meet her upstairs in her bedroom for one last fling. I was stunned watching her walk up the stairs. I made a beeline straight to the front door and headed to my car! Low and behold all my fiance's family were standing outside clapping, proud that I had passedtheir
test. The moral of the story..... Always keep your condoms in the car!

Year's_End · 02-13-2011, 09:14 PM

So. Old. Bro.

TK-421 · 02-13-2011, 09:16 PM

Slops · 02-13-2011, 09:38 PM

I still love it

MarkR171 · 02-13-2011, 09:57 PM

CollinsE90 · 02-13-2011, 10:28 PM

This is older than Tondtar

GAM3OVR85 · 02-13-2011, 11:11 PM

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Originally Posted by Nikkahtropolis

So. Old. Bro.

+1000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 00000000

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Originally Posted by CollinsE90

This is older than Tondtar

GAM3OVR85 · 02-13-2011, 11:13 PM

Bimmer-Pilot · 02-13-2011, 11:21 PM

bmwmike335 · 02-13-2011, 11:36 PM

ahhaahha classic.

Blake · 02-14-2011, 12:09 AM

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Originally Posted by CollinsE90

This is older than Tondtar

as old as maddog

Year's_End · 02-14-2011, 12:59 AM

impossibre

Tondtar · 02-14-2011, 01:03 AM

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Originally Posted by CollinsE90

This is older than Tondtar

Man, that's fucken OLDDDDDD!

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as old as maddog

No. I take that back ....^^^^^^ This

DougLikesBMW · 02-14-2011, 01:26 AM

Tondtar · 02-14-2011, 01:52 AM

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Originally Posted by DougLikesBMW

Man, that's gross ...but in a very funny way.

Verbiage · 02-14-2011, 09:16 AM

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Originally Posted by DougLikesBMW

Yooo that is disgusting. Smh.

The story though.. LOL. Never heard it before.

Verbiage · 02-14-2011, 09:17 AM

I didn't even know cats could sneeze. I thought they were flawless in every way. My view of cats is forever tainted.

Slops · 02-14-2011, 09:43 AM

That story is funny as shit, i dun care who you are or if its old. Forgive me for trying to share something funny.

That cat is nasty ... lol!

Seminole · 02-14-2011, 10:56 AM

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Originally Posted by Sloppy

That story is funny as shit, i dun care who you are or if its old. Forgive me for trying to share something funny.

That cat is nasty ... lol!

Nah, the dog that is boning another dog, vomits, then eats the vomit is disgusting.

Verbiage · 02-14-2011, 10:59 AM

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Originally Posted by Seminole

Nah, the dog that is boning another dog, vomits, then eats the vomit is disgusting.

I've actually seen that LMFAO. I think someone made that their sig on here.

Verbiage · 02-14-2011, 11:02 AM

For those who don't know what we're talking about.

Tondtar · 02-14-2011, 11:03 AM

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Originally Posted by Seminole

Nah, the dog that is boning another dog, vomits, then eats the vomit is disgusting.

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Originally Posted by Bavarian III

I've actually seen that LMFAO. I think someone made that their sig on here.

GIF version.

You're welcome ...Nom ...Nom ...Nom ...

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