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      01-28-2011, 04:27 PM   #1
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Question I woke up looking like this...







Damn Pink eye...anyone know of some good ol' home remedies? This shit itches like no other and I have plans for vegas tomorrow....
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      01-28-2011, 04:30 PM   #2
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      01-28-2011, 04:32 PM   #3
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Doesn't look like you're going to be going to Vegas dude. Sorry.
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Someone farted on your pillow
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That doesn't look like "pink eye". Do you wear contacts? Does it just itch or does it hurt if you touch your eye?
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quit the poop in eye fetish man. its no good.
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      01-28-2011, 04:41 PM   #7
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Someone farted on your pillow
I was with a kid yesterday who was reeking up my apartment, I guarantee this is were I got it ...fuck I'm gonna rub my hands all over his place tonight.

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That doesn't look like "pink eye". Do you wear contacts? Does it just itch or does it hurt if you touch your eye?
Well, that was just a picture I got off the web. I went to a doc this morning, got some anti biotic but that is gonna take a few days to clear it up. I was hoping to get lucky and find that instant cure...
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      01-28-2011, 04:41 PM   #8
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It will usually do away on its own. If that lasts longer than 1-2 days, call your doctor immediately.
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Wow that sucks - you should get the eye looked at too.......
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hahaha this happened to my friend. i forgot what he said it was. like a popped blood vessel or something. looked exactly the same.
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I was with a kid yesterday who was reeking up my apartment, I guarantee this is were I got it ...fuck I'm gonna rub my hands all over his place tonight.
You think you got it from him farting in your apartment?
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      01-28-2011, 04:45 PM   #12
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Ahhh my girlfriend just put this picture up on my facebook calling me quasi-moto...I do look seriously retarded though and that picture is damn accurate right now



I told her I can't wait tell it spreads to her and she wakes up like this tomorrow.
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You think you got it from him farting in your apartment?
I doubt it, but I'm gonna blame it on him anyways. I need someone to blame, right?
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I blame Obama
He would do something like that for sure. I can totally see him as the type of douche that would rub his asshole all over someone's pillow. He's probably reading this thread right now, laughing his ass off and sending the link to all his buddies.
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He would do something like that for sure. I can totally see him as the type of douche that would rub his asshole all over someone's pillow. He's probably reading this thread right now, laughing his ass off and sending the link to all his buddies.
That bastard !
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I bet its your girlfriend, she was probably practicing picking up dollar bills with her butt cheeks using your pillow
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whoa, i hope your eye gets better soon

try wiping it with a warm damp washcloth, good luck!
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      01-28-2011, 05:06 PM   #19
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I bet its your girlfriend, she was probably practicing picking up dollar bills with her butt cheeks using your pillow
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whoa, i hope your eye gets better soon

try wiping it with a warm damp washcloth, good luck!
I've been washing it out every half hour and keeping my hands clean. Gonna try to get OTC eye drops and make my eye look normal at least.

I'll try the wash cloth and keep it on my eye too. Can't hurt :-/

I guess I could just get really stoned so my other eye droops down and gets red?
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If its not the latter 2, it must me you were PITTB last night and touched your pillow with your penor.

If its not that either, I've exhausted all possibilities Watson
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