Stolen Ferrari in Dallas. Epic thread and must-read.

aretardedorange · 01-28-2011, 02:46 AM

http://ferrarichat.com/forum/showthread.php?t=310669

http://jalopnik.com/5736837/ferrari-...ith-stolen-car

Cliff's:

- OP hydroplanes Ferrari in ice/snow a week prior to theft, lands in ditch, and posts about it, claims 'no damage'
- OP parks Ferrari in garage with keys in ignition with broken garage door, calls for garage door repair
- OP goes out shopping on Saturday morning, comes back later and car is gone
- Ferrari has loud exhaust, couldn't have been started
- OP calls police and reports stolen
- A "Good Samaritan", single-digit poster on F-Chat says Ferrari is parked outside his work, doors locked, front/rear damage
- FerrariChat claims insurance fraud in the making and quickly turns on OP, with the charge being led by the "Good Samaritan"
- OP gives ugly rant and storms off for a while
- "Good Samaritan" continues rampage against OP
- OP comes back, states that he has PI looking for "Good Samaritan" and plans to sue for libel

-thanks to neuronbob at acurazine for this.

escobar929 · 01-28-2011, 09:50 AM

lol post 157, shit starts getting real, then more epicness on post 366

perfect thread for a lazy friday at work

Feyd · 01-28-2011, 10:03 AM

LOL

Seminole · 01-28-2011, 10:24 AM

1500 posts. Thats gonna take a while to read.

NYCGP · 01-28-2011, 10:35 AM

meh.. got to post 300 and stopped reading. Not that interesting.

Kroy · 01-28-2011, 12:50 PM

just finished first page... seems like a slow read

Couch · 01-28-2011, 01:36 PM

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Originally Posted by Kroy

just finished first page... seems like a slow read

It is. It's not exciting. Don't waste your time.

I followed most of it as it was going on. The OP has a bad rep already.

ghosthi32 · 01-28-2011, 01:42 PM

op fails

Kroy · 01-28-2011, 01:53 PM

i'm glad our op included cliffs

FStop7 · 01-28-2011, 02:19 PM

All that drama over a fucking 348? Seriously?

Red Bread · 01-28-2011, 02:42 PM

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Originally Posted by FStop7

All that drama over a fucking 348? Seriously?

No shit, and a convertible too.

ragingclue · 01-28-2011, 04:06 PM

It must be boring over there.

Freakazoid · 01-28-2011, 04:50 PM

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Originally Posted by ragingclue

It must be boring over there.

must be boring over here to be called 'epic'?

ragingclue · 01-28-2011, 04:51 PM

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Originally Posted by Freakazoid

must be boring over here to be called 'epic'?

Yeah no shit, right?

Freakazoid · 01-28-2011, 04:55 PM

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Originally Posted by ragingclue

Yeah no shit, right?

although props to the OP on the cliffs, that's definitely the way to do it. had I been forced to read all 5 million pages I would've been more aggravated than amused.

ragingclue · 01-28-2011, 04:59 PM

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Originally Posted by Freakazoid

although props to the OP on the cliffs, that's definitely the way to do it. had I been forced to read all 5 million pages I would've been more aggravated than amused.

I actually got duped into trying to find the good parts of it. What a waste of a shitload of time.

MisterSkiMask · 01-28-2011, 05:20 PM

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Originally Posted by ragingclue

I actually got duped into trying to find the good parts of it. What a waste of a shitload of time.

True, and the folks at FChat are the most unfunny group I have found online.

Freakazoid · 01-28-2011, 06:20 PM

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Originally Posted by MisterSkiMask

True, and the folks at FChat are the most unfunny group I have found online.

can't say that surprises me, if they actually own a ferrari, and focus on the ferrari name.... chances are they aren't the most fun people.

pmeloche · 01-28-2011, 06:26 PM

Very boring indeed. I stopped after eight pages.

Post #129 was actually very subtle: "Last night, I sat outside all night wondering where the sun went until it dawned on me. "

We need more "Integra Girl" threads, now that was epic.

MisterSkiMask · 01-28-2011, 06:30 PM

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Originally Posted by pmeloche

We need more "Integra Girl" threads, now that was epic.

ryan970 · 01-28-2011, 06:39 PM

ferraris are gross anyway.

Kensta335 · 01-28-2011, 06:41 PM

Not epic at all. All they kept talking about was butt slurping.

01-28-2011, 02:46 AM	#1
aretardedorange Banned 172 Rep 609 Posts Drives: E60 Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: Empire State iTrader: (6)	Stolen Ferrari in Dallas. Epic thread and must-read. http://ferrarichat.com/forum/showthread.php?t=310669 http://jalopnik.com/5736837/ferrari-...ith-stolen-car Cliff's: - OP hydroplanes Ferrari in ice/snow a week prior to theft, lands in ditch, and posts about it, claims 'no damage' - OP parks Ferrari in garage with keys in ignition with broken garage door, calls for garage door repair - OP goes out shopping on Saturday morning, comes back later and car is gone - Ferrari has loud exhaust, couldn't have been started - OP calls police and reports stolen - A "Good Samaritan", single-digit poster on F-Chat says Ferrari is parked outside his work, doors locked, front/rear damage - FerrariChat claims insurance fraud in the making and quickly turns on OP, with the charge being led by the "Good Samaritan" - OP gives ugly rant and storms off for a while - "Good Samaritan" continues rampage against OP - OP comes back, states that he has PI looking for "Good Samaritan" and plans to sue for libel -thanks to neuronbob at acurazine for this.
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escobar929 Brigadier General 156 Rep 4,528 Posts Drives: M2 CS Join Date: Aug 2009 Location: Hollywood, FL iTrader: (14) Garage List 2020 M2 CS [10.00] 2020 M240i [0.00]	lol post 157, shit starts getting real, then more epicness on post 366 perfect thread for a lazy friday at work Last edited by escobar929; 01-28-2011 at 10:23 AM..
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Feyd Major 366 Rep 1,288 Posts Drives: a DEEZZULL Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Chicago, IL iTrader: (2)	LOL
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01-28-2011, 10:24 AM	#4
Seminole Colonel 480 Rep 2,032 Posts Drives: Red Flyer Join Date: Aug 2008 Location: 38.8977° N, 77.0366° W iTrader: (2) Garage List 2008 E90 328i [7.00]	1500 posts. Thats gonna take a while to read. __________________
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NYCGP WTF are you looking at? 257 Rep 1,560 Posts Drives: Bandwagon Join Date: Jan 2011 Location: Jungle iTrader: (0)	meh.. got to post 300 and stopped reading. Not that interesting.
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Kroy Brigadier General 177 Rep 3,032 Posts Drives: E90 Join Date: Jul 2009 Location: Los Angeles, CA iTrader: (1)	just finished first page... seems like a slow read
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ghosthi32 Banned 39 Rep 2,504 Posts Drives: Water camel Join Date: Dec 2009 Location: strait of hormuz iTrader: (0)	op fails
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Kroy Brigadier General 177 Rep 3,032 Posts Drives: E90 Join Date: Jul 2009 Location: Los Angeles, CA iTrader: (1)	i'm glad our op included cliffs
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01-28-2011, 02:19 PM	#10
FStop7 I like cars 344 Rep 5,051 Posts Drives: M6 Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: Newbury Park, CA iTrader: (3)	All that drama over a fucking 348? Seriously?
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ragingclue One cam is enough 136 Rep 6,801 Posts Drives: VF Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: mulletville iTrader: (1)	It must be boring over there.
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01-28-2011, 06:26 PM	#19
pmeloche Lieutenant Colonel 24 Rep 1,604 Posts Drives: 2013 F25 X3 xDrive35i Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Montréal, Canada iTrader: (0)	Very boring indeed. I stopped after eight pages. Post #129 was actually very subtle: "Last night, I sat outside all night wondering where the sun went until it dawned on me. " We need more "Integra Girl" threads, now that was epic. __________________ Patrice 2013 F25 X3 xDrive35i Vermillion Red
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ryan970 Major 175 Rep 1,304 Posts Drives: Tiag 328i,DGM F10 550 Join Date: Oct 2010 Location: Colorado iTrader: (0)	ferraris are gross anyway. __________________ 08 TIAG 328i 13 DGM 550 x drive
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Kensta335 Brigadier General 167 Rep 3,637 Posts Drives: 335i Coupe Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: So Cal 626 iTrader: (4)	Not epic at all. All they kept talking about was butt slurping.
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