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      11-12-2010, 01:29 AM   #1
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No; I'm afraid if I hold it in too long that I won't get the opportunity to let it go. It's weird like that. Sometimes I'll really have to go, but I hold it in for a while, and then when it's finally time to head to the bathroom, I don't have to go anymore.... Then, I just start feeling all stopped up and shitty.
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No; I'm afraid if I hold it in too long that I won't get the opportunity to let it go. It's weird like that. Sometimes I'll really have to go, but I hold it in for a while, and then when it's finally time to head to the bathroom, I don't have to go anymore.... Then, I just start feeling all stopped up and shitty.
Kramer did that once on Seinfeld
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Only because I hate releasing at work. Must. Wait. Until. Home.
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Only because I hate releasing at work. Must. Wait. Until. Home.

I do not go at work - I physically cannot in a public bathroom.

I don't know what's wrong :-[


I'll literally park my car in my spot and run to my apt bc I have to go so bad.
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No; I'm afraid if I hold it in too long that I won't get the opportunity to let it go. It's weird like that. Sometimes I'll really have to go, but I hold it in for a while, and then when it's finally time to head to the bathroom, I don't have to go anymore.... Then, I just start feeling all stopped up and shitty.
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i don't do this...usually when you have to shit you are pretty gassy and nobody likes to smell your farts.
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i don't do this...usually when you have to shit you are pretty gassy and nobody likes to smell your farts.
**Except for you**
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