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      10-29-2010, 12:35 AM   #1
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Driving home from work

Late for dinner as usual. Wifey will be mad again.

In my own world ...Thinking about a conversation I just had with a close friend on the phone.

and ...

Blue flashing light coming from the back. I look up in the mirror and yep....That's a cop on a bike heading toward me like a bat outta hell.


FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU !!!!

What did I do now? I was not going fast. I was not texting. I was not talking on my cell with a phone stuck to my ear ignoring the law like an idiot.

WWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWatt?


Then I see him zoom right past me to pull over this other car about a 100 yard in front of me............A sigh of relief. Feel bad about cursing him for no reason.

I pass the cop while the car he's pulled over is almost coming to a stop by the side of the road and I am curious to see who the poor victim was .....so I look to my right as I pass them ...

A typical LA Eco-Snub douche in his pristine Gray Prius ....And I could see the steam coming out of his ears























BTW .....I don't know about you but I call that a WIN!
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      10-29-2010, 12:44 AM   #2
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fuck prius's
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      10-29-2010, 12:59 AM   #3
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Dude, the Prii around here drive like they're pissed off and drunk. They're probably some of the most aggressive drivers on the road. It's weird.
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Fuck Prius'
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i was turning left on the inside left once and not one, but TWO prius. (Pri'i?) in the outside turn lane made a uturn in from the outside and I almost t boned both the mother fuckers. I thank my brembos.

Fuck prius
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      10-29-2010, 01:50 AM   #7
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I ALWAYS think of this from Top Gear when I see a Prius.
















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      10-29-2010, 01:58 AM   #8
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I just foudn this video too: never seen it before and I've watched all the Top Gears!

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      10-29-2010, 02:00 AM   #9
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Fact: All prius drivers are douchebags.


FUCK PRIUS!
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Going with the majority here... Fuck Prius'!
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      10-29-2010, 02:57 AM   #12
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thats prety interesting because today i saw a .. (as jermey would say) a "cock" in his prius cut off 4 freakin lanes going about 80 and everyone was like wtf?? stupid duche bag,

but anyway, thats not the point, i used to work a used dealer lot/body shop.. our number one seller was salvaged priuses. sometimes i would look at the damage when they just had come in and shit my pants at how horrible it was...

i think for lack of power n driving something that has no purpose in and of itself except to get from "a to b" they feel they can drive like drunk 16 year bitches getting ready for their first lesson in oral sex at a High school party...
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Fact: All prius drivers are douchebags.

FUCK PRIUS!
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Going with the majority here... Fuck Prius'!


FUCK THE PRIUS

I hate every single piece of shit Prius driver driving that ugly piece of shit car in this town. There are so many of them it really makes me sick. Nothing like blipping my DCT from 3rd into 2nd right next to one of those wastes of life with their stupid Obama stickers.

Man I'd torch those things with the flamethrower from GTA if I could - all of them.
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      10-29-2010, 05:58 AM   #14
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Late for dinner as usual. Wifey will be mad again.
Dude I thought you were like 20.
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      10-29-2010, 09:03 AM   #15
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Dude, the Prii around here drive like they're pissed off and drunk. They're probably some of the most aggressive drivers on the road. It's weird.


Even in this fucking construction...Ike down to 2 lanes @ like 50mph and neither is moving faster than the other I'm in the left...there was some space to get into the right which I wanted to do as soon as I look in my mirror a Prius blows my fucking doors off, dude must've been going 80+...has to slam his brakes almost right after anyway, tailgates a moving truck until he can swerve between all the lanes

I was thinking about that lap Top Gear did of the Prius vs. the M3

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Funny.
Everyone in my general circle identifies them as Fucking Prius. They're always in the commuter lane driving slower than traffic beside them and have a line of cars half a mile long behind them.

But I rent them all the time when I know I have a 1000 miles to drive when I'm back in CA. Funny thing is smoking guys in BMWs driving over Mt St Helena with a Prius.
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      10-29-2010, 09:19 AM   #17
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yeah prius drivers are complete douches, but they do care about the environment, which isn't a bad thing.
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      10-29-2010, 09:23 AM   #18
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Yes, there is a special place in my heart for Prius/Prius drivers...

Living in Brentwood for 2 years as made me hate hate hate hate hate Prius drivers. If you start paying attention you'll notice that every Prius you see is all banged up/scratched/dented, etc. Literally every one of them.


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      10-29-2010, 09:25 AM   #19
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... but they do care about the environment, which isn't a bad thing.
Meh, if they really did they would have kept driving what they had before. I can't say much because I buy new cars every so often... but I also don't tout myself as an environmentalist either. It's just some good old fashion hypocrisy.
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      10-29-2010, 09:44 AM   #21
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Dude I thought you were like 20.
Naw man, Tondtar lives in a retirement home and uses a walker or some such shit. He's like 80 or something, a bit eccentric though, so be kind to the old man. For kicks, ask him about 'Moving pictures'.
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