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      08-24-2010, 05:13 PM   #1
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A married couple goes to a marriage counselor to work out some problems. The counselor sits them on the couch and says "Let's start by talking about what you both have in common."

The husband looking frustrated says, "Well for starters, neither one of us sucks dick!!!"
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I second that, Collins
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A married couple goes to a marriage counselor to work out some problems. The counselor sits them on the couch and says "Let's start by talking about what you both have in common."

The husband looking frustrated says, "Well for starters, neither one of us sucks dick!!!"
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