Blumpkin Con Queso

MoreCowbell · 08-18-2010, 02:42 PM

Similar to a normal blumpkin - a la getting blown while taking a dump- however with a very important twist... Once in the process of gettin blown, you must procure a sombrero and put it on the girl giving you head. Then push in the center of the sombrero and fill in the dent with nacho cheese, fill the brim with tostidos, then enjoy the greatest gift on God's world.

Example:

Mike: Yo nick you look spent as hell, and why do you have nacho cheese all over ur face?

Nick: Cuz i just got a blumpkin con queso mothafu-ka!!!!

c0nstant · 08-18-2010, 02:48 PM

morecowbell thread, move along everyone. nothing to see here

darkcloud · 08-18-2010, 03:38 PM

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Originally Posted by jh valley

morecowbell thread, move along everyone. nothing to see here

he's just bored at work.

Feyd · 08-18-2010, 04:24 PM

WTFITS?

Couch · 08-18-2010, 09:19 PM

LMAO!

Look up Cosby Sweater.

TK-421 · 08-19-2010, 08:25 AM

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Originally Posted by Couch

LMAO!

Look up Cosby Sweater.

WOW

Go to Google, type in "blue waffle" and press "I'm Feeling Lucky"

PINeely · 08-19-2010, 03:30 PM

Some of my favorite ones from urban dictionary are:

Custom shoe size
Angry Pirate
Wishing well
The Houdini, of course.

There was a guy in my O-chem class last year who would make one up every Monday morning and tell the class before the teacher came in. Dog off the leash, the upside-down spider, etc.

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MoreCowbell Lieutenant Colonel 535 Rep 1,702 Posts Drives: 24 i5M60 23 X740 23 Vette Z06 Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: Westchester, NY iTrader: (0)	Blumpkin Con Queso Similar to a normal blumpkin - a la getting blown while taking a dump- however with a very important twist... Once in the process of gettin blown, you must procure a sombrero and put it on the girl giving you head. Then push in the center of the sombrero and fill in the dent with nacho cheese, fill the brim with tostidos, then enjoy the greatest gift on God's world. Example: Mike: Yo nick you look spent as hell, and why do you have nacho cheese all over ur face? Nick: Cuz i just got a blumpkin con queso mothafu-ka!!!!
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c0nstant Lieutenant General 1847 Rep 17,322 Posts Drives: G80 M3 Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: Los Angeles iTrader: (1)	morecowbell thread, move along everyone. nothing to see here
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Feyd Major 366 Rep 1,288 Posts Drives: a DEEZZULL Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Chicago, IL iTrader: (2)	WTFITS?
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Couch Colonel 146 Rep 2,900 Posts Drives: E92 335i Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: Houston iTrader: (0) Garage List 2007 E92 335i [0.00]	LMAO! Look up Cosby Sweater.
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PINeely Lieutenant Colonel 1080 Rep 1,912 Posts Drives: 2013 535i, 2015 Tundra 1794 Join Date: Jul 2009 Location: Jackson, MS iTrader: (2)	Some of my favorite ones from urban dictionary are: Custom shoe size Angry Pirate Wishing well The Houdini, of course. There was a guy in my O-chem class last year who would make one up every Monday morning and tell the class before the teacher came in. Dog off the leash, the upside-down spider, etc.
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