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      08-04-2010, 03:37 PM   #1
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Can You Volunteer For A Taser Test?

I've always wanted to be tased but don't want to be arrested. Where could I go to do that legit with safety measures and stuff, the local police station? I want it to be on video too. I'm serious, if you watch it happen to people who are the test subjects they describe it like it's the best high. But I want to just for the hell of it and it's kinda on my bucket list.
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      08-04-2010, 03:50 PM   #2
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Come to my house. I have a police taser
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You can do what the guys in The Hangover did.
LOL.. "IN_THE_FACE!!!! ..."





Seriously though, if you are looking to get tased for a high... ummm.. yeah. There are other ways of dumping a ton of endorphins into your system.

If you do want to go through with it, at least find a different excuse. If you say that to the cops they'll start searching for drugs, etc.


You could always just start stalking women on the streets... sooner or later you'll get tased.
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Come to my house. I have a police taser
I wouldn't trust a man from San Francisco... especially after he tased me..
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I wouldn't trust a man from San Francisco... especially after he tased me..
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I wouldn't trust a man from San Francisco... especially after he tased me..


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I've stunned gunned myself before. Never a taser though.
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It's really not a good feeling getting tased.

The only thing I can compare it to is the "feeling of having your muscles ripping away from your bones," if that were a feeling you could experience.
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LOL.. "IN_THE_FACE!!!! ..."





Seriously though, if you are looking to get tased for a high... ummm.. yeah. There are other ways of dumping a ton of endorphins into your system.

If you do want to go through with it, at least find a different excuse. If you say that to the cops they'll start searching for drugs, etc.


You could always just start stalking women on the streets... sooner or later you'll get tased.
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I've always wanted to be tased but don't want to be arrested. Where could I go to do that legit with safety measures and stuff, the local police station? I want it to be on video too. I'm serious, if you watch it happen to people who are the test subjects they describe it like it's the best high. But I want to just for the hell of it and it's kinda on my bucket list.
Yeah...

Anyway, I wonder how many people have actually volunteered just for shits and giggles.
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Yeah...

Anyway, I wonder how many people have actually volunteered just for shits and giggles.
I bet you wouldn't be the first nor the last.
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I know the local PD has all the new recruits get tased. Their reasoning is that everyone should know what it feels like before they actually use it on another person. I don't know how they'd respond to a civilian volunteering for a taser test though.
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WHY?!
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stick your finger in an electric socket
My dad stuck a screwdriver in an outlet when he was a kid and it flung him across the room, so... i'll pass
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