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      07-04-2010, 09:05 PM   #1
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Red face Married gays; the evolution.

Its time to admit this.

Heteros are more intelligent, but we are slaves of the womans. Womans are more independts, but we cant expect they built cars or buildings like us. The world is going to hell, guided by erects genious and incapable bitchs.

Now we got in front of us a superior creature. This is a specimen with a degree of evolution majestic, indestructible, sublime and redemptive, the new species will reign on earth and through the centuries: the homosexual marriage. Reproduced and adapted socially, like is a practical man copulates with his wife. It has the benefits of married life, stability and offsprings, but without the drawback; the children are treated like pets and women and their neuroses not cease to be mere anecdotes aside with a flick of the wrist.

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Its time to admit this.

Heteros are more intelligent, but we are slaves of the womans. Womans are more independts, but .....
Womans?


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      07-04-2010, 09:52 PM   #3
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Womans?


he is from spain man, give him a break
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      07-04-2010, 11:03 PM   #4
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he is from spain man, give him a break
Oh, I see ......My bad. People from Spain can say, "Womans" when talking about merits of same sex marriage then.
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      07-05-2010, 03:03 PM   #5
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Oh, I see ......My bad. People from Spain can say, "Womans" when talking about merits of same sex marriage then.
No! i mean womans, womens, girls, females ...
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      07-05-2010, 06:22 PM   #6
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No! i mean womans, womens, girls, females ...
The plural of woman is women.

But don't worry about it your English is far superior to my Spanish.
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Speaking of homosexual marriage, Melissa Etheridge just filed for divorce from her second partner, who happens to be the mother of her two child. In her divorce petition she requests to not have to pay support to her ex. How noble of her. The more it changes the more it's the same the man in the couple still does not want to pay child support.

Hurray for Elin Nordegren.
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      07-05-2010, 08:26 PM   #8
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The plural of woman is women.

But don't worry about it your English is far superior to my Spanish.
hahaha, its ok. All my poor english knowledge is based on school and years of MTV, i forget a lot ... sorry for these mistakes
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hahaha, its ok. All my poor english knowledge is based on school and years of MTV, i forget a lot ... sorry for these mistakes
No sweat, your Spanish will be leagues better than my English, yet your English is very good.
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Sounds like Javi has girl problems. Not sure his ignorant views caused the girl problems, or if the girl problems caused his ignorant views. Javi...gay it up all you want. I've been happy with the straight thing...I think i'll stick with it.
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Javi's posts are great. His English vocabulary is very good and thoughtful. The grammar, however, is what gives him away as a non-English speaker, but also what makes his posts unique.
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Sounds like Javi has girl problems. Not sure his ignorant views caused the girl problems, or if the girl problems caused his ignorant views. Javi...gay it up all you want. I've been happy with the straight thing...I think i'll stick with it.
I've got 99 problems..

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You've possibly got a little too much thinking time over there in Spain.
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Javi...tu eres el hombre!!!
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Javi...tu eres el hombre!!!
We are left a few of our! those married gays (married with WOMANS) are like the terminators. I see a future of kids playing in a D&G pink dress and its horrible!!!
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No sweat, your Spanish will be leagues better than my English, yet your English is very good.
Thats because your from ATL LOLOL
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WTF lol.
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Heteros are more intelligent, but we are slaves of the womans. Womans are more independts, but we cant expect they built cars or buildings like us. The world is going to hell, guided by erects genious and incapable bitchs.
Did you know that, from a genetics perspective

a boy's intelligence is 100% passed on from his mother's gene

and a girl's intelligence is 75% passed on from his mother's gene?

Men has nothing to do with it

Freaky - I just found out about that too. It appears that we're being overrun
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You my friend, are a moron.
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      09-18-2010, 07:58 PM   #20
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The original post sounds like it was converted into English from one of those free translation websites.

Your vocabulary is good, but your grammar is quite poor. I get what you are trying to say, but it does not come easily.
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Its time to admit this.

Heteros are more intelligent, but we are slaves of the womans. Womans are more independts, but we cant expect they built cars or buildings like us. The world is going to hell, guided by erects genious and incapable bitchs.

Now we got in front of us a superior creature. This is a specimen with a degree of evolution majestic, indestructible, sublime and redemptive, the new species will reign on earth and through the centuries: the homosexual marriage. Reproduced and adapted socially, like is a practical man copulates with his wife. It has the benefits of married life, stability and offsprings, but without the drawback; the children are treated like pets and women and their neuroses not cease to be mere anecdotes aside with a flick of the wrist.

Discuss and be gentle with the wtf's
Kind of like watching Napoleon Dynamite, I'm waiting for the plot to start.... only to realize that there is no plot.
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